There’s a Bieber everything

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 15, 2010 08:14:45 October 15, 2010 08:14:45

Jacek was just processing these pictures a few minutes ago and I heard him mutter under his breath, “This little Bieber punk, just looking at him makes me angry”. We are straight up OLD. And the thing is, we are professionally obliged to care about him. On the pop culture front, obviously, but also because I am Canadian, and I work for a Canadian tv show, and Bieber being Canadian, it’s a f-cking full court press in this country every day when it comes to this kid. Full Story

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No lifts will help with that

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 15, 2010 07:33:16 October 15, 2010 07:33:16

Not even Tom Cruise’s. Especially since Ed Westwick is small to begin with. Here he is at the Gotham Magazine event looking like Amar’e Stoudamire’s house elf. What makes him still my shamef-ck is that he seems to have a sense of humour about it. Unless of course you try to lance him with a lame ass pick up line about London Full Story

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October 15, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 15, 2010 07:05:33 October 15, 2010 07:05:33

Lisa, your secret pal is... DEB! For Andrea – Happy Belated 28th Birthday! And congratulations on sharing it with your first child River! With love from your sister Megan who requested for you some “Robert Pattinson and his mothering hips”. Here he is! And a quick note for you impatient Twi-Hards – re: the Breaking Dawn Part 1 script, details are coming Monday and during Tuesday’s LiveBlog. Full Story

Thursday, October 14, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Tonight’s the night that 30 Rock goes live. Can’t wait. And it’ll be two performances – one for the East Coast and one for the West, so if you have timeshifting on your tv (it’s the best feature about my digital package), you should definitely watch both.  Read Full Intro

Bloody and biceps, no Blake, and Kiki

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 14, 2010 14:38:21 October 14, 2010 14:38:21

It’s Ryan Gosling all bloody and bulging biceps and quiver on the set of his new movie Drive. I kinda don’t care what it’s about...you? Tut! That’s disrespectful and objectifying. Ok, sorry. But are you sorry that Blake Lively tried to deny that they’re into each other? It all started, you’ll recall, last weekend when a fan posted that they were together at a dessert shoppe at Disneyland well past midnight. Full Story

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Too thick for the suitcase?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 14, 2010 13:11:32 October 14, 2010 13:11:32

Winter travelling can be pain in the ass. The size of the coats, right? I don’t like wearing a big coat on the plane because it’s just so bulky but I also hate shoving it in my suitcase because it takes up so much room. Also I don’t like just walking around in one coat. If you’re away for a week you want options. Full Story

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Perfect day for the pumpkin patch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 14, 2010 12:25:48 October 14, 2010 12:25:48

So I guess they’re not getting back together then? Two days ago she announced they were separated. Today it’s been confirmed that Christina Aguilera has filed for divorce from Jordan Bratman. And then she took her kid to the pumpkin patch. There are photos. Oh this can only mean some sh-t is about to go down. Full Story

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They eat Japanese

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 14, 2010 11:39:38 October 14, 2010 11:39:38

The Middle Vagina Virgin and Ashley Greene went out for dinner last night at Katsuya in Hollywood. Let’s call this is a pity post, because at this point, she was probably hoping for a lot more coverage about their relationship than has been given them so far. People.com wrote about it one day and then even they stopped caring. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 14, 2010 11:07:36 October 14, 2010 11:07:36

Yeah but Kanye probably never wore crocs in his cock shots (The Superficial

The Best.Letter.I.Have.Ever.Read.In.My.Entire.Life.For.All.Time. (Dlisted)

Bieber drops rhymes and disrespects Tom Brady, oh no he didn’t! (Popeater)

Hilary Duff looks amazing in this dress (Hollywood Tuna)

Does Leighton Meester sing better than my GOOPY? (Just Jared)

Brad Pitt smoking (Pop Sugar

Kristen Stewart is tired of Twilight. And why is this surprising? (OK Magazine)

Miley Cyrus gives away her jailbait wardrobe (Celebuzz)

Hayden Panettiere parties in London (Popoholic)

The Fug Girls wonder if Ashlee Simpson might be the next in the breakup wave (Go Fug Yourself)

Hot Lost

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 14, 2010 09:42:54 October 14, 2010 09:42:54

Lost is over but there’s a double dose of Lost quiveration and goddamn, well, goddamn. First – Daniel Dae Kim in Hawaii where he’s shooting Hawaii Five-O and, um, I like that shot of him getting off the bike. Unfortunately I only have 3 photos. That’s all there was available. So I’m zooming in on his face. Full Story

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