Jakey was perfect

May 10, 2010 08:22:18 Posted at May 10, 2010 08:22:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In London yesterday for the big splash premiere of Prince of Persia, Jake Gyllenhaal was at his best – no pants issues, so handsome, loose and relaxed, the most winning smile, and the 15 year old in me totally wants to be his girlfriend at the sight of these shots of him holding Gemma Arterton’s hand and teasing her privately, making her giggle. Full Story

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Mickey vs GOOP or Fox or Scarjo?

May 10, 2010 07:46:16 Posted at May 10, 2010 07:46:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

During promotion for Iron Man 2, Mickey Rourke gave an interview during which he slagged the industry and, in particular, an actress who he believes is overhyped and underskilled leaving many wondering, naturally, who he was referring to. "You can be less than mediocre and be a f-cking movie star. Full Story

The GMD: his bff is laughing too

May 10, 2010 07:07:31 Posted at May 10, 2010 07:07:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He’s been a pop culture punch line for years now thanks to his fontrum-y love for Katie Holmes and Oprah’s couch and Matt Lauer’s glibness and, well, somewhere along the way, Tom Cruise just became painfully uncool. So we laugh at him. But did you expect Xenu to be laughing at him too? His very, very best friend? The best man at his wedding? His fellow little macho man David Miscavige? According to Mark Rathbun, an ex Church member who’s been spilling its secrets, the GMD was required to record his deepest darkest secrets per Scientology policy – I guess it’s how they heal each other. Full Story

Would The Mighty approve?

May 10, 2010 06:51:06 Posted at May 10, 2010 06:51:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Gabourey Sidibe was nominated for, like, every award during award season. Oprah saluted her on stage at the Oscars. And she gets invited everywhere now. She hosted SNL. She attended the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. Which totally means she’s allowed to be an asshole, a proper card-carrying member of the Hollywood Stupid Generation, right? Well. Full Story

May 10, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

May 10, 2010 06:46:24 Posted at May 10, 2010 06:46:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Shelby! Congratulations on the Wildflower half-iron triathlon last weekend to raise money for cancer research and good luck at the Brooklyn half on May 22nd with Joan who says you are the best, most awesome, brave, honest, faithful, and dearest friend of 17 years. Need a lift? No new photos of Colin Farrell but this video has always been a go-to for me on sh-tty days. Full Story

Friday, May 7, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Last night during 30 Rock an ad came on for Friday Night Lights. It was the music, and Coach Taylor’s face, and that familiar landscape, and I almost started crying. FNL is finally back on conventional television and new episodes begin airing TONIGHT on NBC.  Read Full Intro

Crank leaks and crank tweets

May 7, 2010 16:15:58 Posted at May 7, 2010 16:15:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is Lindsay Lohan arriving back in New York today with a bloated busted face. Her ma was with her too. So she can say that “mommy” knows best how to control the crank. Sure. Because mommy is sharing the goddamn crank. The latest in Lilo’s self created drama? She’s been on Twitter Full Story

Short & Blonde for Cannes

May 7, 2010 15:51:14 Posted at May 7, 2010 15:51:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

We leave for Cannes on Tuesday after a short few days in Toronto for Mother’s Day. It’s the same combination from 2 years ago: Laura, Dylan, and me, same as when Mischa Barton broke my arm Full Story

Smutty Tingles

May 7, 2010 11:03:27 Posted at May 7, 2010 11:03:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Want to smell like Mimi cheese rocks? (Dlisted

Um, the way this bitch is wording her denial sounds awfully like a shady confirmation (The Superficial)

Gold plated filthy scabs (Popeater)

Halle Berry training for custody battle? (Hollywood Tuna)

Nicole Richie is actually not as skinny as Kate Bosworth (Pop Sugar)

Megan Fox and Mickey Rourke: some people would say they’re the perfect couple (Just Jared)

Will Robo Katie become a Pussycat? (Hollywood Life)

Christina Aguilera in a bathrobe (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Gaga’s wind section (Towleroad)

Swifty gives back. Will Country Bitch give some too? (Cele|bitchy)

Leighton’s Met Disappointment and Spoiler

May 7, 2010 10:15:24 Posted at May 7, 2010 10:15:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Leighton Meester was in Madrid the other day on some kind of promotional tour for Herbal Essences. On Monday she was at the Met Gala dressed like horrible ass. It’s even more offensive because the year before she was without doubt one of the best of the event in that memorable Louis Vuitton. Remember? It was high fashion and edge and gorgeous. Full Story

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Adrian Grenier and Jennifer Aniston’s soulmate

May 7, 2010 09:24:27 Posted at May 7, 2010 09:24:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

After Adrian Grenier cut his hair, many of you noted that he looks remarkably like John Stamos who happened to be photographed on the set of Entourage filming a guest appearance on the show yesterday. I don’t see it but again, I don’t have the best eyes. While Stamos was shooting in LA, his soulmate Jennifer Aniston continued to work on Just Go With It in Hawaii. Full Story

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