Madonna’s Lola loves Harry vair vair much

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2010 08:49:02 December 22, 2010 08:49:02

Last week Madge’s daughter updated her blog and, as all 14 year old girls do, Lola moaned about hating her hair and wanting to change the colour. To blue. Note her mother’s reaction: I don’t know if any of you saw my hair yet but its mad dark right at the moment, I’m almost sick of it and now I want royal blue hair but not a streak, like my entire head. Full Story

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They should swap

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2010 08:17:53 December 22, 2010 08:17:53

George probably wouldn’t mind that in the right combination. So Cameron Diaz has been in Mexico the last few days with that dickhead Alex Rodriguez, seemingly as smitten with his children as she is with him. She looks ecstatic. Photo Assumption says it’s because he’s allowing her to spend time with him. Full Story

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They chose, or Xenu chose?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2010 07:37:08 December 22, 2010 07:37:08

Curious timing... Yesterday I wrote about Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman, wondering, even though it’s none of my goddamn business, as to the whereabouts of her first two children Isabella and Connor. Click here for a refresher. Judging from my inbox, it was easily yesterday’s most popular post. Full Story

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Now this is a trailer: Hanna edition

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2010 07:03:00 December 22, 2010 07:03:00

I know. It’s one of my common refrains. That there is an art to cutting movie trailers and most of the time, Hollywood doesn’t give a sh-t. Which is why when a really, really great one comes along, it’s something to fist pump about. The film is Hanna, due in theatres in April, starring the always sublime Cate Blanchett and a surprisingly enigmatic Eric Bana. Full Story

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December 22, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2010 06:47:49 December 22, 2010 06:47:49

Stacey! I hear you need some smutty cheer as it’s been a rough go leading up to Christmas. How was Alicia’s red velvet cheesecake? Did Bob Marley help? Now that is a good friend. She also requested for you some Robert Pattinson and Lady Gaga. Am attaching some super pretty pictures of Pattinson below. Full Story

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Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Another royal wedding! More on this later. First, let’s get this Lohan sh-t out of the way. Only an attention whore like Lilo could go to rehab for 3 months and somehow still make headlines almost every day. Recently news “leaked” about how she had a stalker and feared for her life and that the FBI was investigating.  Read Full Intro

No pants for Christmas

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 21, 2010 13:03:07 December 21, 2010 13:03:07

Lady Gaga is playing Paris tonight. Before the show, she nipped out to do some shopping in her fishnets and leather jacket. Also, I think that’s supposed to be some kind of collar around her neck. Imagine how cold that must be? The top of my ass is always cold. Always. And it’s not because I wear low riders. Full Story

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WTF of 2010

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 21, 2010 12:30:00 December 21, 2010 12:30:00

Written by Duana So there I am in the nail salon, in the middle of a rather intense conversation with Lainey, when I had to stop, even though I was being a terrible friend and all, to point out that a certain gossip rag indicated that Melissa McCarthy and Jenny McCarthy are first cousins. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 21, 2010 11:52:12 December 21, 2010 11:52:12

Chris Brown brags about completing a “don’t beat on girls” course (The Superficial)

Watch. His rating will go up. Everyone can benefit from the Brange. (Dlisted)

Sarah Palin thinks she’s Jennifer Aniston (Popeater)

Hilary Duff wearing layers in LA (Hollywood Tuna)

What Shia’s been doing (Pop Sugar)

Nicole Richie makeup free and smiling after wedding (Just Jared)

I love what Emily Blunt is wearing here (Popoholic)

Lily Van Der Woodsen says Little J’s an artist (Celebuzz)

Becks gets another tattoo (Towleroad)

What Kate Bosworth and Burlesque have in common (Go Fug Yourself)

Zara’s ring

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 21, 2010 10:40:06 December 21, 2010 10:40:06

Zara Phillips announced her engagement to Mike Tindall early today. Then the two stepped out of their home Gloucestershire and posed for photos. In jeans and quilted vests. Like normal people. Right? They look like normal people. Only the Queen is her grandmother. And she has to go to Buckingham Palace for tea when summoned. Full Story

Creatively they are doing it

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 21, 2010 09:39:46 December 21, 2010 09:39:46

It’s wishful thinking. But Christmas is 4 days away. So ...why not? Michelle Williams and Ryan Gosling are promoting Blue Valentine. Endlessly. Cynthia McFadden interviewed the two for ABC and asked about the rumours that they’re dating. (What rumours? I hadn’t heard of any rumours that they’re dating. Full Story

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