Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 7, 2011 11:24:00 February 7, 2011 11:24:00

When Patriotism is an excuse for not being prepared (Dlisted)

Selma Blair’s baby bump in a bikini (The Superficial)

The Glee cast might have been sorry, but the Glee writers definitely are not (Popeater)

An 18 year old holding hands with a 16 year old. For real – this isn’t weird to you? (Hollywood Tuna)

Did ARod pick out Cam’s bikini? (Pop Sugar)

Renee Zellweger’s snapface is totally almost gone. Thanks Bradley Cooper. (Just Jared)

Nicole Kidman looks washed out (Socialite Life)

Here’s a really beautiful model in lingerie to represent how you feel about Valentine’s Day (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Scabby talks about immigration (I'm Not Obsessed)

Ben Affleck on his BFF Matt Damon (Cele|bitchy)

Well played Chelsy, well played

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 7, 2011 10:33:09 February 7, 2011 10:33:09

Two weeks ago I posted this article about Chelsy Davy hanging out with date rape-y looking rich boys in Zimbabwe with pap photos taken from curiously close distance, positing that she’d either been sold out by her mates or that she certainly didn’t mind seeing these pictures published for the effect it might have on Hot Harry on a Horse. Full Story

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Out of control? Or Provoked?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 7, 2011 10:12:00 February 7, 2011 10:12:00

I’m sure you’ve heard about the Shia LaBeouf incident this weekend? In short, was at a local bar on Friday night/Saturday morning with friends, a regular hangout he’s been known to visit once, twice a week. He was drunk which is, I think, what usually happens when young guys hit up the bar. Full Story

I’m a huge f-cking movie star&I make giant movies

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 7, 2011 08:48:34 February 7, 2011 08:48:34

Matt Damon was not in Dallas for the Super Bowl. Instead, he spent the weekend in Malibu with his wife and all their girls. They have a lot of girls. And he does make giant movies and is a huge f-cking movie star but somehow Matt Damon finds time to shoot 30 Rock cameos and Jimmy Kimmel joke clips and Entourage appearances and produce independent films and work as the ambassador for a charity called One X One and shoot ESPN interviews about Mike McCarthy that crack us up. Full Story

Glee’s real age

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 7, 2011 08:10:31 February 7, 2011 08:10:31

Written by DuanaGood Morning, and welcome to an episode of “Glee!” Yes, indeed I have watched this big ol’ episode, and I’ve kind of made a new peace with the show. Full Story

Eminem > Adrien Brody

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 7, 2011 07:58:22 February 7, 2011 07:58:22

Take a look at these photos of Adrien Brody at various Super Bowl related parties and events this weekend (the double douching with Diddy is my personal favourite) and try to explain why Stella Artois would book him for the all-important Super Bowl ad. Is this the Stella clientele? Leather suit wearing cheesedicks with soul patches and fake castles Full Story

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Lea > Christina

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 7, 2011 07:14:35 February 7, 2011 07:14:35

The fallback whenever Christina Aguilera shows up somewhere looking f-cking busted – which is often these days – is that, well, at least she can sing… Still? Errrrm… Last night? At the Super Bowl? The lyrics are a problem. The bigger problem was the singing. That wasn’t singing. Full Story

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That Girl at the Super Bowl

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 7, 2011 06:43:40 February 7, 2011 06:43:40

Back in November, after an eyewitness account of Cameron Diaz in Mexico with Alex Rodriguez, pathetically begging him to pay attention to her – click here for a refresher - I told you that she is, disappointingly, That Girl. That Girl showed up at the Super Bowl last night. Full Story

On borrowing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 7, 2011 06:32:29 February 7, 2011 06:32:29

Every f-cking week this twat gets up into some drama. Every. F-cking. Week. We’re just one month into the new year and already, Lindsay Lohan may go back to jail. Way to go, loser. So about this necklace situation… TMZ reports that she will be charged with grand theft felony (It’s Monday morning 3am PT as I’m writing this, updates to follow if the situation changes) related to a $2,500 necklace that was allegedly stolen. Full Story

Carey & Jakey: just friends in Nashville?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 7, 2011 06:20:00 February 7, 2011 06:20:00

Well now it’s getting interesting… Last week Carey Mulligan was spotted holding hands with Eddie Redmayne – click here for a refresher. Then she attended the off-Broadway opening of Three Sisters starring Maggie Gyllenhaal and Peter Sarsgaard. Full Story

February 7, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 7, 2011 05:57:28 February 7, 2011 05:57:28

Tu! I’m sorry about the slip you took during the dog walk. Chinese New Year may very well be the only time when it’s not a good thing for your husband to clean the toilets. I had to laugh at your request though. “Post pictures of Alexander Skarsgard without Kate and where he doesn’t look like Dwight Schrute?” I’m afraid I could only manage to fulfill one of those two conditions. Full Story

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