I think we’re through

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 9, 2010 09:57:10 July 9, 2010 09:57:10

At least until The Last Airbender has been purged. I am a fickle bitch, as you know, especially when it comes to quiver. Just the smallest, smallest aberration, it’s enough to kill it forever. Especially when it’s a young actor without a strong foundation, without history, without a body of work to sustain him through the sh-t times. Full Story

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On Predators

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 9, 2010 09:41:42 July 9, 2010 09:41:42

I know your immediate reaction. Mine too when I heard they were making it last summer. But it doesn’t suck. In fact, I think it’s pretty good. Not without its problems, certainly, but definitely rather watchable. And a possible franchise for Adrien Brody...? Would you ever have imagined? I was told at the screening that everyone wants to pretend like what happened between the original and this never happened. Full Story

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Ewan in Berlin

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 9, 2010 08:28:35 July 9, 2010 08:28:35

Some Friday delight. Ewan McGregor arrived yesterday, casual with his backpack – photos attached from the airport – and got dressed to hit up the Boss Black fashion show where he and Jessica Alba (inexplicably on some kind of fashion tour of Europe) posed together on the red carpet. Look at him working photographers. Full Story

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Is it out of your system?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 9, 2010 07:57:29 July 9, 2010 07:57:29

Leonardo DiCaprio fraternised with Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton thus destroying Germany’s hopes at a World Cup title. Warner Bros is hoping that that’s the extent of their star’s Ebola infection. And that it is no longer contagious. Because of course they’re hoping for a hit with Inception. Full Story

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Girl Sh-t in Paris

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 9, 2010 07:25:56 July 9, 2010 07:25:56

Girl sh-t is the best sh-t. Does it get better in Paris? Michelle, Duana, and I have had stupid schedules the last several months which have f-cked our Gossip Girl chats. But we were all going meh on the show anyway. Michelle however sent this over yesterday wondering if it would make us care again. Full Story

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July 9, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 9, 2010 07:08:15 July 9, 2010 07:08:15

Rae! Happy Hen Weekend! Lynsey and the girls have something special planned. Thank you for introducing her to my smut, and so many others since. My very, very best to you and Ducky for the most beautiful wedding in September. To Meredith from Amanda who is sorry, but not really, for getting you gossip addicted. Full Story

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Thursday, July 8, 2010

Dear Gossips,

It’s really not a joke. I don’t write those Hollywood Ebola articles for the laughs. I write them as a warning. Because when will you believe? Over two hours before yesterday’s semi-final between Germany and Spain, I posted about Leonardo DiCaprio’s association with Ebola, forecasting German disappointment.  Read Full Intro

Now he’s saving puppies

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 8, 2010 12:51:32 July 8, 2010 12:51:32

His hair cut has helped a lot, and now Robert Pattinson is rescuing puppies on the set of his next movie Water for Elephants – is this a campaign?!? And it looks like a Jack Russell Terrier too, not some designer canine butterfly so, yes, of course this is hot. Dog loving is hot. It’s one of the hottest things about Jacek, my husband, that he’s never met a dog that doesn’t totally fall in love with him. Full Story

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Tami Taylor FINALLY gets some love

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 8, 2010 11:44:42 July 8, 2010 11:44:42

And Eric Taylor too. And Friday Night Lights. We’re going into our final season and the TV Academy, at long last, has acknowledged one of the best shows, if not THE best show, of a generation. A show you aren’t watching because you’re too busy with those f-cking losers on The Bachelor. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 8, 2010 11:23:33 July 8, 2010 11:23:33

Why isn’t Bombshell McGee all over Mel Gibson’s ride? (The Superficial)

That girl is SO hot. And she has the WORST taste (Dlisted)

See? Lilo is profiting from jail already (Popeater)

The GMD and Cam have a Spanish-off (Pop Sugar)

Hilary Duff goes out in glasses (Hollywood Tuna)

Drew. Body. Elle. Yeah. (Just Jared)

Christina Aguilera without much help (Drunken Stepfather)

Ashley Greene shouting ME ME ME with her stomach (Popoholic)

Cameron Diaz on Cameron Diaz’s ass (F-Listed)

Thinnification of Bryce Dallas Howard? (Go Fug Yourself)

Porny’s new cover!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 8, 2010 10:46:48 July 8, 2010 10:46:48

My Porny landed the cover of a tabloid and it has nothing to do with high waisted jeans or getting urinated on! I’m so proud. This of course is all about her new boyfriend and former NFL player Eric Johnson. Johnson filed for divorce in January. He met Jessica Simpson in May. But already he’s taken Porny to meet the family – they just returned from his grandparents’ 60th anniversary celebration in Florida. Full Story