Smutty Social Media, July 13, 2016

Maria Posted by Maria at July 13, 2016 21:26:27 July 13, 2016 21:26:27

Let’s rate the performative coupling of 3 pairs: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, Gwen and Blake, Taylor and Tom. I think, right now, Tom’s “presenting” of Katie and the couch jumping still haven’t been topped. But one day we will study the evolution of these photos, analyzing palm vs. Full Story

A Swoki proposal?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 13, 2016 19:47:59 July 13, 2016 19:47:59

On the subject of celebrity news and consumption, there’s a knowledge gap between those of us who live on the internet and those who just get their updates from magazines and, maybe, half an hour of entertainment television a day. My favourite example to cite that proves this point is John Travolta. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 13, 2016 18:28:37 July 13, 2016 18:28:37

Someone on Twitter said that Nickelback looks pretty good now in light of this and um…yeah (Dlisted

Maya Rudolph and Emma Stone harmonise and you didn’t know you needed it but you do (Just Jared

Alicia Vikander in another silver dress (Cele|bitchy

Elle Fanning’s new colour (TooFab

Orlando Bloom adjusts at the beach (TMZ

Time for new shots of Jessica Simpson in her bikini (The Superficial

Francesca Eastwood’s hypnotic eyes (Hollywood Tuna

I really don’t love this colour (Go Fug Yourself)

OMG whooooo??? (Pajiba