Jakey G’s big London event

May 5, 2010 07:11:48 Posted at May 5, 2010 07:11:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jake Gyllenhaal was photographed in London last night. He actually looks kind of not bad in those pants and really really hot everywhere else. Jakey of course is now heavily promoting Prince of Persia which drops on May 28th. On Sunday he’s participating in a major Disney press stunt for the film – something about 5 time zones premiering simultaneously from Australia to Asia to Europe to Central America like the “Sands of Time”, get it? Jakey and the other stars of the film will be stationed in London but beamed via satellite everywhere else, I guess? Am confused already. Full Story

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May 5, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

May 5, 2010 06:59:41 Posted at May 5, 2010 06:59:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy 27th Birthday April from Kennedy who requested for you some new photos of Alexander Skarsgard. Here he is out for lunch in West Hollywood on Monday while his gf scag Kate Bosworth was trying to be relevant at the Met Gala in New York. Fashion Targets Breast Cancer – do you have your t-shirt? Will you pose in your t-shirt? To raise awareness, to offer support, AND to win a trip to Toronto? Click here Full Story

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Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Dress Porn. The Costume Institute Gala is Dress Porn. The best Dress Porn of the year. Dress Porn, like any porn, can be super high end, tasteful, edgy, award-winning sh-t. Dress Porn can also be on the ghetto side, dirty in its own way, and entertaining too, sometimes even more so.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

May 4, 2010 13:51:35 Posted at May 4, 2010 13:51:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

When a philanderer becomes the victim… (The Superficial)

Ummm… Justin Bieber was edumacated in Canada, right? (Dlisted)

Sandy just OWNED Angie Jolie (Popeater)

Is this what Housewives do? Go to the beach every f-cking day? (Hollywood Tuna)

Chris Pine and… Elizabeth Banks? (Just Jared)

Oh lawd Jason Stackhouse, I missed you (Pop Sugar)

Mimi’s new big finger sucker (The Blemish)

I’d run naked if I had her body. For reals. (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Leo D’s girlfriend cups a rainbow (Popoholic)

January Jones: Poison Ivy? (Go Fug Yourself)

MET Worst: Blake Lively

May 4, 2010 13:47:37 Posted at May 4, 2010 13:47:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

We get it. Your body is sick. You have legs for miles. We get it. Every f-cking week on Gossip Girl we get it. Your tits. Your ass. Your mumble mouth when you talk. So would a little subtlety hurt, just once? Why not try a different gear at the Met Gala? Of course not. Harvey is a powerful producer. Full Story

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MET Best: Chloe Sevigny

May 4, 2010 13:33:07 Posted at May 4, 2010 13:33:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The dress. For the person. It’s exquisite. Yes she needs darker lipstick, but it’s a very small detail in so much that was spectacularly right. And again bitches, we’re not dressing YOU. We’re dressing Chloe Sevigny at the Met Gala in Proenza Schouler with some cheeky Mormon hair, and a high collar, and green see through lace with an exposed bra, the most beautiful back, and weird chunky funk shoes. Full Story

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The Girls Club without Kate B

May 4, 2010 13:17:06 Posted at May 4, 2010 13:17:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I don’t know where my Gwyneth went. Her name was onthe committee list. Same goes for Cameron Diaz. And both were in New York at the weekend. Some say Gwyneth snuck inside and bypassed the carpet. I can’t see this. Not because she’s not a snotty bitch, but because she would have wanted to give exposure to whoever designed her dress. Full Story

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MET Jessicas: Alba & Biel

May 4, 2010 12:38:36 Posted at May 4, 2010 12:38:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Same career, same prospects, pretty much the same dress. Sure they might be different shades, and there’s a neckline variety here and there but really, between the cut and the material, and who they are, there’s nothing that distinguishes the Jessicas Alba and Biel. It’s literally a wash. Full Story

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MET Jumpy Claps: Sienna & Jude

May 4, 2010 12:10:50 Posted at May 4, 2010 12:10:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’m the loser who jumpy clapped when the photos started uploading. Of Sienna Miller arriving with Jude Law arm in arm at the Met Gala 5 years after calling off their nuptials post NannyGate. They’ve been dodging it for months. Even though it was established, even though there was no question, Sienna and Jude refused to walk down the street together, refused to talk about each other, refused to throw their relationship back into the public discussion. Full Story

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MET Young Steezy: Kristen Stewart

May 4, 2010 11:56:45 Posted at May 4, 2010 11:56:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Very controversial. The FUG Girls probably detest it. Most of you probably can’t stand it. Even a few Twi-Hards have emailed already today to say they hated it. Me? I liked the effort very much. I will take this over this (click here Full Story

MET Best Hair: SJP

May 4, 2010 11:36:15 Posted at May 4, 2010 11:36:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She does a hair flower better than anyone else. I want to do a hair flower one day. But mine is so slippery the flower wouldn’t stay. And I’d keep cocking my head to one said and my neck would crick. Fashion, so often, is about suffering. It really really is. Sarah Jessica Parker wore Halston because, like, she “designs” for the line now. Full Story

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