Thursday, February 10, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Lindsay Lohan and Lady Gaga are the same age. Both not yet 25. Lindsay Lohan is currently making headlines for, well, you know, being Lindsay Lohan. And Lady Gaga covers the upcoming March issue of Vogue, on stands next week, for, well, you know, being Lady Gaga.  Read Full Intro

Royal hats and varicose veins

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 10, 2011 14:06:00 February 10, 2011 14:06:00

Written by Sasha Hi Sasha,Okay, so my friends and I are all over the upcoming Royal wedding and gossip that comes along with it. We are thinking about planning a British-style party for watching the wedding, you know, crumpets and tea, that kind of thing. Full Story

Working single

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 10, 2011 13:44:51 February 10, 2011 13:44:51

As you know, Jude Law is no longer with Sienna Miller. The British papers, having been scooped by People Magazine on the story, are now claiming that they broke up because Jude thought Sienna’s dogs were too messy and sided too often with Sadie Frost, the mother of his children. They’re also reporting that Sienna found their home life boring. Full Story

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Pregnancy BitchFace

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 10, 2011 11:35:28 February 10, 2011 11:35:28

Woah! Does everything get more concentrated when you’re expecting? My friends say that senses are heightened, everything is felt more acutely, and, judging from Natalie Portman, even BitchFace gets more intense. That right there could rival Jessica Seinfeld Full Story

X-Men First Class first trailer!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 10, 2011 11:16:00 February 10, 2011 11:16:00

Update: apparently this is a fake trailer. The real one comes out at noon PT. But James still looks fine? Sorry! But I'm still gloating about Carrie Underwood and Mike Fisher. Thanks to Amanda for sending a link to a non-Facebooky trailer, the first, for X-Men First Class. I’m not a comic geek so I leave it to you to discuss and debate the merits of whether or not justice has been served, at least in terms of faithfulness to the series. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 10, 2011 11:09:13 February 10, 2011 11:09:13

Really? I think she looks SO good without makeup. You? (The Superficial)

Kelsey Grammer is free to marry away even more money now (Dlisted)

James McAvoy talks about gnomes with their pants off and when he wears his kilt with nothing underneath (Popeater)

Holy sh-t Brooklyn Decker (Hollywood Tuna)

Penelope Cruz first post-baby sighting. And the baby name too (Pop Sugar)

Be careful with that green hat, Emma Stone (Just Jared)

Holy sh-t January Jones is skinny in these jeans, and they’re not even skinny jeans (Popoholic)

Ginger in the water (Celebuzz)

Heather Locklear’s daughter looks a lot like her (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

I really hate that the explanation or wearing a loose dress is always pregnancy. Can’t there be another reason? Like bad taste? Or you just want seconds? (Go Fug Yourself)

Are you smart enough to break up with him?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 10, 2011 10:23:15 February 10, 2011 10:23:15

Amanda Seyfried was photographed leaving her personal trainer’s place yesterday with her dog. Now I’m curious what her dog does when she works out. Marcus thinks it’s hilarious to step on me while I’m crunching my abs. Anyway, sorry to digress. The point of this post is not her dog, the point of this post is her boyfriend Ryan Phillippe. Full Story

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Country Bitch gets her trade

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 10, 2011 10:13:00 February 10, 2011 10:13:00

What was it I wrote the last time I posted about Carrie Underwood? The article is here. And specifically: Given the season he and the Senators have been having, Mike, um, is not invited (to the All-Star Game). Ottawa is so sh-t this year, there’s actually talk that the team is in such trouble, they’re looking to shake it up. Full Story

James vs Justin & Jennifer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 10, 2011 09:17:56 February 10, 2011 09:17:56

It’s a curious box office this weekend. Will be interested to see how much tween cash money Justin Bieber’s Never Say Never can pull in compared to Adam Sandler and Jennifer Aniston’s Just Go With It. Never Say Never is actually getting some good reviews. I’m telling you. Just Go With It meanwhile, as expected, has received some early hate from critics. Full Story

Let’s stay with the breast theme…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 10, 2011 08:45:00 February 10, 2011 08:45:00

Why not? When Blake Lively shoves them into a strapless Alexander McQueen for an AMFAR gala, you really don’t have a choice. It’s like refusing an appetiser when the hostess went to all the trouble to make the crust on those salmon rolls all light and fluffy. (Day 3 of my cleanse, all I can think about is food. Full Story