MET Young Steezy: Kristen Stewart

May 4, 2010 11:56:45 Posted at May 4, 2010 11:56:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Very controversial. The FUG Girls probably detest it. Most of you probably can’t stand it. Even a few Twi-Hards have emailed already today to say they hated it. Me? I liked the effort very much. I will take this over this (click here Full Story

MET Best Hair: SJP

May 4, 2010 11:36:15 Posted at May 4, 2010 11:36:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She does a hair flower better than anyone else. I want to do a hair flower one day. But mine is so slippery the flower wouldn’t stay. And I’d keep cocking my head to one said and my neck would crick. Fashion, so often, is about suffering. It really really is. Sarah Jessica Parker wore Halston because, like, she “designs” for the line now. Full Story

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MET Pain: Renee Zellweger

May 4, 2010 11:21:36 Posted at May 4, 2010 11:21:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Does that hurt? Because it looks like it hurts. To be her. It looks like it hurts a lot to be Renee Zellweger. Some stars, you see them, you feel comfortable, at ease, very relaxed. Other stars, like Renee, as soon as the photo comes up you cringe, there’s an ache in your back, you automatically adjust, maybe rub out a shoulder. Full Story

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MET Perfection: Gisele & Tom

May 4, 2010 10:58:55 Posted at May 4, 2010 10:58:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You have to see them in person. It’s CRAZY. The double gorgessity is CRAZY. Having seen them live before, at this event, pre-engagement and babies and loving it up hardcore, I know what it must have been like last night. They are ridiculous. I once walked by a colleague who was flipping through a magazine from the Met Gala in 2008 and of course there was a huge section of the page devoted to Gisele in that pale Versace with Tom on the steps (click here for a refresher Full Story

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MET Marion

May 4, 2010 10:36:33 Posted at May 4, 2010 10:36:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You’ll fight me on this one, I know it. It’s my Marion Cotillard. So of course she’s in Dior and it’s gorgeous and stunning and flawless because she is gorgeous and stunning and flawless. But... it’s a little safe. It would work at the palais in Cannes, it would work at the Kodak, it would definitely work at the Globes, but at the Costume Institute Gala, when she above almost all others can do whatever she wants, it’s a little. Full Story

MET Dark Spirits: Maggie Gyllenhaal

May 4, 2010 10:22:00 Posted at May 4, 2010 10:22:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Points for trying something different. And only Maggie G could have pulled it off. But no points for scaring me. Maybe if it was a different colour. But the way it is now, with her face so severe, and the fabric like storm clouds gathered around her legs, like there are spells swirling in those skirts, and that black leather sash an eventual noose for an eventual victim, I imagine that if you were to walk past it would whisper at you, some horrible voice sliding up your neck telling you exactly when and where you’re going to die. Full Story

MET Tired: Nicole Richie

May 4, 2010 10:13:03 Posted at May 4, 2010 10:13:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Over it. The Disco Earth Mother Boho. Over it. Am over seeing Nicole Richie in a loose flowy muu. She calls it the Winter Kate. I call it a f-cking rut. Even if it is Marc Jacobs. And there’s too much hair happening. It’s too heavy. It’s weighing down her housecoat. She doesn’t look quite like a grownup. Full Story

MET Cinderellas: Jennifer Lopez & Anne Hathaway

May 4, 2010 09:53:58 Posted at May 4, 2010 09:53:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Am surprised Anne Hathaway was able to leave the event unscathed, without a knife wound in her side, a gift from Jennifer Lopez for essentially wearing the same dress. It was the same dress. Different designers but it was the same dress. Cinderella dress. Princess dress. Cotillion dress. The same dress. Full Story

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MET Most Dashing: Joshua Jackson

May 4, 2010 09:38:21 Posted at May 4, 2010 09:38:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

How f-cking cute is Joshua Jackson? SO cute. And he’s so great at this event, year after year. Always. I spoke to him the first time he attended with Diane Kruger and he had to wait for her while she posed and he told me about how he pretty much had no choice about what he wore and it was pure confidence the way he said it like, why would I know what to wear to the Costume Institute Gala? Of course my lady dressed me. Full Story

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MET White-Off: Kiki vs Swifty

May 4, 2010 09:20:33 Posted at May 4, 2010 09:20:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Kiki. I’m with Kiki. You? Kirsten Dunst is wearing Rodarte for Gap. Compared to Emma Watson, as far as a one shoulder goes, Kiki’s is so much more interesting, especially the back. Quirky but still elegant, with personality, and totally suited to the night particularly paired with those gran boots. Full Story

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MET Let Down: Emma Watson

May 4, 2010 08:58:17 Posted at May 4, 2010 08:58:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You’re shouting at me, I am wincing, and I am sorry. Because as you know, I love her so much. Sometimes in a way that might be considered off side. Like... I feel like she’s ours a little. The way we watched her grow, how proud we are of her life decisions (school!), and how gracefully she’s eased into adulthood – Emma is our girl. Full Story

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