James Franco miscalculates?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 1, 2011 08:48:59 March 1, 2011 08:48:59

It’s not like Anne Hathaway hasn’t been criticised for what happened at the Oscars. She has. You have. Hathaway however will emerge from the sh-t kicking relatively unscathed. She tried, she wasn’t very good, but no one is holding it against her. You know why? Because she was stuck with an ungrateful prick who couldn’t be bothered. Full Story

Christina Aguilera arrested

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 1, 2011 08:18:40 March 1, 2011 08:18:40

Christina and her KFed-style boyfriend were arrested a few hours ago in West Hollywood. Both were drunk, and he was trying to kill people while driving. Dumb. F-cking. Twat. She’s been booked on public intoxication and he’s looking at a DUI. According to TMZ Full Story

March 1, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 1, 2011 07:52:11 March 1, 2011 07:52:11

Martina hopes Stacey had an awesome birthday weekend. Happy Birthday Ellen with love from your sister Sally who requested for you some Michael Vartan. Well that’s not an everyday request. I like it! Enjoy! Molly? Last I heard you were NINE days past due? Surely the baby has come by now? Timothy Olyphant for some post-labour relief? Debbie! I’m sure you’re exaggerating your Misery Face if your husband is sending you flowers on the regular once a month! As for Canucks gossip – I hear you about Ryan Kesler; he’s hot, totally. Full Story

Monday, February 28, 2011

Dear Gossips,

So? How did you do on your ballot? And what did you think of that show? Not gonna lie, I thought the show would be good. I thought those two would bring something fresh, something entertaining. The good news is that the show came in surprisingly shorter than I thought it would be.  Read Full Intro

Oscar Worsts: Gwyneth Paltrow & Nicole Kidman

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 28, 2011 15:45:42 February 28, 2011 15:45:42

In this episode of Everyone Loves Gwyneth, here she is with Nicole Kidman on the carpet last night holding hands. Kidman almost always towers over any woman she stands beside. Gwyneth really is that tall. I was delighted they decided to be all friends and girly together, considering they both looked like so much ass. Full Story

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Oscar Best: Cate Blanchett

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 28, 2011 15:19:05 February 28, 2011 15:19:05

I’m sure I’ll hear it from you on this one. But remember here that we’re talking about Cate Blanchett. Cate Blanchett doesn’t make style decisions with an eye to what someone like, say, Reese Witherspoon would wear on a carpet. In fact, she’d look at something that Reese Witherspoon would wear on a carpet and say “absolutely not”. Full Story

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Oscar Best: Andrew Garfield

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 28, 2011 14:33:44 February 28, 2011 14:33:44

My friend Lorella has a disparaging nickname for him re: his face. It’s something to do with an animal, and I can’t remember the animal right now because I’m too tired, but I don’t disagree with her description the way Andrew Garfield looks in photos because, indeed, his is a tricky, unusual face to shoot, and he’s not conventionally attractive the way, say, someone like Armie Hammer is conventionally attractive, sure. Full Story

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Oscar Conflict: Michelle Williams

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 28, 2011 14:10:13 February 28, 2011 14:10:13

Written by Duana This woman gives me the conflict. She’s an actress so why can’t she pretend she likes people? If she wants real critical acclaim and the freedom to make even more, better movies, being a box-office draw is one of the clearest paths to getting that done. Full Story

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Oscar You Knew He’d Be There: Taylor Swift

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 28, 2011 13:57:31 February 28, 2011 13:57:31

Thursday night she hits a hockey game with that Chord kid from Glee. Pictures everywhere. Then she cycles the pre-Oscar party circuit with her bestie Emma Stone. Last night they wing manned for each other at Vanity Fair. It was one of Swifty’s strongest dress-up outings in a long time. A short, flirty, sexy dress. Full Story

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