Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Really love that Prince William broke with tradition Easter weekend and spent it instead in Bucklebury with the Middletons for some down time before the madness. And more importantly, supporting Kate during what must be an unimaginably anxious time – he’s down with whatever she needs to hold it together, even if it means not being at Windsor Castle with the Queen and other members of the Royal Family.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 26, 2011 13:54:00 April 26, 2011 13:54:00

Lainey’s caught in pre-wedding shoots the rest of the day so we’re going to sign-off with Tingles. So I’ll take this opportunity to end with these words: Bobby Lou, we have faith in you. Go Canucks Go.
- Jacek.

Lilo says she’s in the clear. The people cheer. (The Superficial)

More Mimi gold for the ages (Dlisted)

To think I had a huge crush on her when she did North and South in the 80’s… (Popeater)

Miranda Kerr’s yummy mum boobs (Hollywood Tuna)

RPatz in Berlin. I love all the things going on in this picture (Pop Sugar)

Stuff Lainey would want me to wear that only Jude pulls off. Or does he? (Just Jared)

KK in Cosmo (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Cory Monteith as a Madame Tussauds statue. Odd pics no? (Celebuzz)

The tats are real, the tits aren’t (Pink Is The New Blog)

I wonder if the dude holding the cup is an accessory to Kelly’s lipstick (Go Fug Yourself)

Sexy boyfriend jeans

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 26, 2011 13:01:12 April 26, 2011 13:01:12

Boyfriend jeans are for you. You wear them for you. I wear mine for me. Because they can work for trend and for comfort. With the right belt, and footwear, if the hair is all messy and styled well, it’s the rare look that can hit both spots. For the most part though, boyfriend jeans aren’t sexy. Full Story

A new brand for G

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 26, 2011 11:59:45 April 26, 2011 11:59:45

So… Gwyneth Paltrow debuted #7 on The New York Times Bestseller List. Sigh of relief for her because she came ahead of Eva Longoria’s cookbook…in its 2nd week. Eva’s book in its first week entered at #5. This would not impress G’s friends. But now she gets to add “NY Times Bestselling Author” to her list of accomplishments including: -Oscar-winning actress-Oscar performer-Grammy performer-Mother of Amazingness-Web entrepreneur-Fit skinny bitch Oh and one more thing: Coach Ambassador Page Six Full Story

Dating site fake-out, style thief, & dream jobs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 26, 2011 10:50:31 April 26, 2011 10:50:31

Written by Sasha Hey! Thanks again for all the questions and comments – keep them coming. I know this first question is hella long but it’s a good read so don’t be scared by the length. S.xx Sasha. I have gotten myself into a situation that I don't know how to deal with regarding a particular guy. Full Story

Beyonce & Jay-Z: not Gwyneth & Chris

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 26, 2011 09:55:28 April 26, 2011 09:55:28

GOOP would not approve. Or… is it Chris Martin who wouldn’t approve? These days, the reluctance seems more pronounced coming from him. More on Gwyneth later. Right now it’s about her bffs Beyonce and Jay-Z continuing to enjoy Paris, strolling around yesterday rather affectionately, arms around each other, and big smiles. Full Story

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Trading with Lola

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 26, 2011 08:49:05 April 26, 2011 08:49:05

What was Lola wearing yesterday? So far there’ve been no photos of Madonna’s daughter. I want to know if her outfit here came from her own closet or if she was borrowing from her firstborn. This is Madonna in New York going back to the Borderline a little yesterday in torn up jeans under a plaid shirt and leather jacket. Full Story

In The Pink

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 26, 2011 08:04:14 April 26, 2011 08:04:14

Written by Duana Previously on Gossip Girl, Dan Met Cousin Charlie, her mother didn’t think it was a good idea that she stay in New York, Pathetic Vanessa called Serena to say Dan kissed Blair, Dan confronted Bart Bass for setting a fire in his own building, Thorpe tells Chuck a security guard was trying to save his wife in the burning building, Raina is beginning to understand her dad’s a liar, Lily called the DA’s office on herself, Chuck wants to make a life with Blair but she’s not interested. Full Story

Hot Harry debloated & more about the wedding

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 26, 2011 07:19:42 April 26, 2011 07:19:42

Looks like Kate Middleton’s not the only one who lost weight for the wedding. Hot Harry went on a North Pole Trek with Walking With The Wounded last month and was at the homecoming press conference today in London looking… Debloated! Just in time to step into his military gear and stand with his brother at the altar at Westminster Abbey on Friday, with his girlfriend in one of the pews. Full Story

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Better find her a boyfriend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 26, 2011 06:54:43 April 26, 2011 06:54:43

Simon Cowell has confirmed exclusively to Nikki Finke that Paula Abdul and Cheryl Cole are his choices to fill the remaining two spots on the US version of X Factor launching in the Fall. Both are currently negotiating their contracts. They’ve been trying to make Cheryl Cole happen for a long time now. Full Story

April 26, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 26, 2011 06:37:46 April 26, 2011 06:37:46

Love to Ashley W and her mom Brenda who came to Trafalgar Square yesterday to hang out with me on Canada AM! They’ll be camping out this week outside Buckingham Palace – have fun, stay dry, and let’s try to make that coffee happen! Happy 33rd Birthday Genevieve R in Winnipeg with love from Lindsay S who sold you out and sent me the Goldie Hawn impression. Full Story