November 22, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 22, 2010 06:37:32 November 22, 2010 06:37:32

This is for Jen in New Zealand who’s a little down, who feels left behind, who misses friends and mom, and it keeps raining in Dunedin. You asked Duana for more funny baby videos – I’m sure she has an entire library full of them but this is one of her favourites. You’ve probably seen it before many times but even if you have, or just in case you haven’t, check it out below because it actually gets funnier on multiple viewings. Full Story

Friday, November 19, 2010

Dear Gossips,

So...? Did you line up at midnight? Did you love it so much? Are you going back again this weekend? Our kids, they can act now, right? They were so great together, right? You don’t want it to be over, right? Thanks to all of you who’ve been sending me the video of Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson, Rupert Grint, and Tom Felton speaking American.  Read Full Intro

JailBait jealousy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 19, 2010 13:58:25 November 19, 2010 13:58:25

JailBait is just days away from no longer being JailBait. Miley Cyrus turns 18 on Tuesday. And she’s single now, having split again from Liam Hemsworth. Liam was spotted the other night leaving Las Palmas in Hollywood with a blonde who kept looking away from the camera like she really wanted to look into the camera. Full Story

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JT is a bottom

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 19, 2010 13:12:20 November 19, 2010 13:12:20

“In case you're wondering, Travolta is a bottom.” This might be my favourite sentence of all time. Thanks to all of you who’ve sent it along. I read it while eating my lunch – Gawker’s article on the Secret Sex Live of John Travolta – and I don’t think I want to read anything else all day. Full Story

Those are big shorts. For him.

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 19, 2010 12:45:56 November 19, 2010 12:45:56

On days when I need a quick pick-me-up, I have list of Happy Shots. Images that instantly and reliably make me laugh. Jessica Simpson’s high waisted horrors, Tom Cruise looking like he’s having a wank in Rolling Stone, Liza Minnelli and David Gest’s wedding photo, there are about a dozen of them that always do the job. Full Story

He could be Haymitch too

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 19, 2010 12:23:46 November 19, 2010 12:23:46

As noted previously in posts about The Hunger Games, my pick for Haymitch is Philip Seymour Hoffman. That said, Paul Giamatti works too. So many articles about Giamatti reference the fact that he’s not a pretty guy. Thing is though, he gets more, and lately better, than most of the pretty guys in the business. Full Story

Jen’s movie wardrobe

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 19, 2010 11:34:12 November 19, 2010 11:34:12

They’re styling her beautifully on this film. Maybe that’s why she works so much. For the clothes. I’m joking, haters. Chill your ass. But at the same time, if that’s the criteria, imagine if she took a guest spot on Gossip Girl? OMG. Lily Van der Woodsen’s long lost sister. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 19, 2010 11:07:40 November 19, 2010 11:07:40

Don’t you think she should rock this at the Royal Wedding? (Dlisted)

Chris Brown is the model felon (The Superficial)

Divorce Management by Eva Longoria (Popeater)

Lighting up Blake Lively (Hollywood Tuna)

I just bought a pair of these shoes and I can’t understand how a bitch walks properly in them. Beysus of course probably break dances in them. (Pop Sugar)

Only celebrities can walk into Louis Vuitton in flipflops (Just Jared)

Christmas Glee and Christmas hats! (Celebuzz)

Nothing says “buy my smell” like spreading your legs (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Playboy wants Rihanna (ICYDK)

Lilo gets her lips done while getting clean (Cele|bitchy)

What’s your Patronus?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 19, 2010 10:01:51 November 19, 2010 10:01:51

It’s one of my favourite things about JK Rowling – that she truly knows her characters, that they behave the way they do because that is who they are. She doesn’t alter their choices to fit in with a plotline, she doesn’t force their decisions to get to an end goal. This is also the reason why her names always fit so perfectly. Full Story

Anne, Tina, Kristen

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 19, 2010 09:05:59 November 19, 2010 09:05:59

All three were at the American Museum of Natural History 2010 Gala last night in New York. Hathaway is hosting Saturday Night Live this weekend. Smart of her to be around Fey and Wiig, soak up as much funny as she can. Steal some if she has to. Because Jesus the SNLs have been hurting. Even Jon Hamm’s wasn’t that great. Full Story

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Jake, Natalie, Florence & the Baby

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 19, 2010 08:23:00 November 19, 2010 08:23:00

Remember when Jakey and Natalie used to date for 5 minutes? They are much better as friends, I know, but I was also really into it when they kissed in Brothers. Anyway, Natalie’s been closely involved with FINCA for a number of years now, and she showed up at the 25th anniversary event in New York and so did Jake and they greeted each other affectionately and posed together which pretty much kills any chance of the two of them rekindling because you know how it works – when there’s something to hide, they’ll make it obvious by avoiding each other; their willingness to be together then means that they’re actually never going to be together. Full Story

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