Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 24, 2010 11:25:24 August 24, 2010 11:25:24

Um, she’s covering her entire life now. (The Superficial)

Lourdes: style > substance? (Dlisted)

Marky Mark didn’t want to have phone sex with Drew B (Popeater)

Beysus in a bikini but blurry (Hollywood Tuna)

Kurt’s hot boyfriend (Just Jared)

Reese Witherspoon in a shirtdress and hat (Pop Sugar)

Lafayette doesn’t want a boyfriend! (Towleroad)

What? She’s not wearing clear heels? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Can you believe for once Kate Beckinsale didn’t overdress? (Popoholic)

I dunno. I can’t see anything but the jacket. (Go Fug Yourself)

Look out Christopher Nolan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 24, 2010 10:00:31 August 24, 2010 10:00:31

Acclaimed writer and director? The man behind Inception? Well, the Jolie thinks she can do it too. As I’m sure you’ve heard, while Jennifer Aniston’s latest was dying at the box office this weekend, Angelina was in Sarajevo on UN work, meeting with government officials to discuss the refugee situation and to push for immediate action. Full Story

Good Lord, Sally Draper

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 24, 2010 09:29:00 August 24, 2010 09:29:00

Written by Duana TAs noted yesterday, many of you email to request for more Mad Men, but I don’t watch Mad Men til mid-week. Duana however watches it immediately, and could lecture every day about Don Draper, and she’s been kind enough to offer her thoughts on last episode. SPOILER ALERT if you’re the kind of person who’s bothered by that but as I just noted to Duana myself, when she cautioned me about reading her article since I’ve yet to see Sunday’s episode, with Mad Men it’s not so much about what actually happens, it’s more about how they react, verbally, non verbally, way down the road, the unspoken plot that only the great shows do well, the hypocrisies and character inconsistencies that may mean nothing to the action but everything to the story, and so much more. Full Story

His trailer is his teddy bear

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 24, 2010 08:25:23 August 24, 2010 08:25:23

What’s the value of your “emotional distress and annoyance”? Bet you it’s worth less than Taylor Lautner’s. After all, he’s young, and rich, reportedly asking up to $7 million a movie these days, and the TwiHards love him and he gets to travel the world and they’re grooming him to be the next Tom Cruise. Full Story

Ryan, Carey, car

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 24, 2010 08:16:29 August 24, 2010 08:16:29

Written by Sarah Let’s get this out of the way first. Ryan Gosling is HOT. He’s the only member of my Lifetime Five (too good for the Freebie Five). He’s the one actor I want to know nothing about because Ryan Gosling is perfect and I don’t want to ruin that impression in my mind. Full Story

Renee & Coop weekend away

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 24, 2010 07:46:27 August 24, 2010 07:46:27

Well, it wasn’t that far away. It was only in Santa Monica, not far away at all. But they spent part of the weekend at a luxury hotel, seen here arriving back after dinner, Coop stonefaced and Renee, however camera shy she may be, unable to conceal her delight. She’s still totally into him. Full Story

View All 14 Photos

August 24, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 24, 2010 07:21:21 August 24, 2010 07:21:21

To Justine in Orange County who is missing Canada – I know they’re crazy, true, but it’s still a good idea because, well, there’s no other place to learn to set you up for the industry. Hopefully a little Gosling will help but just in case, per your request, am including Robert Pattinson too. Full Story

Monday, August 23, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Many of you, after my constant campaigning, have ripped through The Hunger Games recently, followed closely by Catching Fire, and have emailed to yell at me for ruining your sleep because, obviously, like Duana last week you couldn’t stop.  Read Full Intro

Hot again just in time

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 23, 2010 14:00:11 August 23, 2010 14:00:11

I go off Ben Affleck for quiver for long stretches. It’s not that he’s ever been at the top of the list but I can appreciate how, on paper, there are the elements of the package – tall, handsome, a strong dimpled jaw...and he was after all once the Sexiest Man Alive. Still...it’s been a while. Full Story

View All 12 Photos

Sean Penn, rock star

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 23, 2010 12:47:32 August 23, 2010 12:47:32

Seen in Dublin today on the set of his lastest This Must Be The Place playing a rock star in pursuit of the Nazi who f-cked around with his dad in a concentration camp. Well, he’s not Adam Sandler, is he? His co-star in the movie – Eve Hewson, sound familiar? Eve’s dad is some dude called Bono, perhaps part inspiration for Penn’s performance. Full Story

Kate and the Treasure Chest

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 23, 2010 11:57:04 August 23, 2010 11:57:04

Kate Winslet stepped out with her new man in London this weekend. His name is Louis Dowler. He’s a model. He’s also British. They’ve been together since at least the spring. As you can see, at this point, she’s not hiding it. Apparently they had dinner and then hit up Mahiki, a club that’s been frequented by royalty and riffraff. Full Story

View All 12 Photos