Dear Mel: you’re done

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 9, 2010 15:03:23 July 9, 2010 15:03:23

It’s been two weeks of Mel Gibson leaks. Summary: he’s racist, he’s allegedly abusive, he allegedly beat the sh-t out of his baby mother Oksana Grigorieva, and they’re haggling over it in court, and there are tapes. She denies releasing the tapes. And so far there have only been transcripts. Full Story

The Jolie in DC: not very exciting

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 9, 2010 14:38:41 July 9, 2010 14:38:41

Angelina Jolie and the cast of Salt were in Washington DC today for the junket. Salt opens on July 23. I hear tracking hasn’t been great. But I also hear no one counts out the Jolie. And will the Jolie show up at Comic-Con the day before Salt hits theatres just to tweak the geeks? Word is Full Story

How Porny is discreet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 9, 2010 12:54:00 July 9, 2010 12:54:00

Now we’re in a f-ckin’ hurry. A week ago no one knew about my Porny Simpson and her new boyfriend Eric Johnson. Then TMZ broke it on Monday. By Wednesday Us Weekly had them on the cover. And photos of them in Florida suddenly emerged as he took her to a family gathering. Today the paps found them on holiday in Italy. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 9, 2010 12:22:56 July 9, 2010 12:22:56

How many moms at the park have this cleave AND belt combination? (Hollywood Tuna)

It’s really, really too bad about Kate Bosworth. Because Alexander Skarsgard has so many skills. And yet he’s wasting them on her (Dlisted)

Lady Gaga looks like Madonna? (The Superficial)

Why America laughed while Lindsay cried! (Popeater)

Sophia Bush and Kristen Bell look EXACTLY the same (Just Jared)

Where’s the baby? What, you mean Gisele & Tom’s miracle kid can’t drive yet? (Pop Sugar)

The Old Spice dude is nominated for an Emmy (Hollywood Life)

This week’s edition of Mischa Barton looks busted (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

More reasons why you should be seeing The Kids are Alright (Towleroad)

Tori and KFed Jr turn an accident into a profitable incident (Cele|bitchy)

Edward & Anton

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 9, 2010 11:00:03 July 9, 2010 11:00:03

Edward Norton was appointed the UN Goodwill Ambassador for Biodiversity yesterday in New York. Norton has been “green” for a while now, and I am resisting the urge to make a Hulk reference here but I guess I’ve failed. Remember when Edward Norton dated Salma Hayek? I want you to picture the snake drama video. Full Story

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I think we’re through

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 9, 2010 09:57:10 July 9, 2010 09:57:10

At least until The Last Airbender has been purged. I am a fickle bitch, as you know, especially when it comes to quiver. Just the smallest, smallest aberration, it’s enough to kill it forever. Especially when it’s a young actor without a strong foundation, without history, without a body of work to sustain him through the sh-t times. Full Story

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On Predators

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 9, 2010 09:41:42 July 9, 2010 09:41:42

I know your immediate reaction. Mine too when I heard they were making it last summer. But it doesn’t suck. In fact, I think it’s pretty good. Not without its problems, certainly, but definitely rather watchable. And a possible franchise for Adrien Brody...? Would you ever have imagined? I was told at the screening that everyone wants to pretend like what happened between the original and this never happened. Full Story

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Ewan in Berlin

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 9, 2010 08:28:35 July 9, 2010 08:28:35

Some Friday delight. Ewan McGregor arrived yesterday, casual with his backpack – photos attached from the airport – and got dressed to hit up the Boss Black fashion show where he and Jessica Alba (inexplicably on some kind of fashion tour of Europe) posed together on the red carpet. Look at him working photographers. Full Story

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Is it out of your system?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 9, 2010 07:57:29 July 9, 2010 07:57:29

Leonardo DiCaprio fraternised with Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton thus destroying Germany’s hopes at a World Cup title. Warner Bros is hoping that that’s the extent of their star’s Ebola infection. And that it is no longer contagious. Because of course they’re hoping for a hit with Inception. Full Story

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Girl Sh-t in Paris

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 9, 2010 07:25:56 July 9, 2010 07:25:56

Girl sh-t is the best sh-t. Does it get better in Paris? Michelle, Duana, and I have had stupid schedules the last several months which have f-cked our Gossip Girl chats. But we were all going meh on the show anyway. Michelle however sent this over yesterday wondering if it would make us care again. Full Story

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July 9, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 9, 2010 07:08:15 July 9, 2010 07:08:15

Rae! Happy Hen Weekend! Lynsey and the girls have something special planned. Thank you for introducing her to my smut, and so many others since. My very, very best to you and Ducky for the most beautiful wedding in September. To Meredith from Amanda who is sorry, but not really, for getting you gossip addicted. Full Story

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