Madonna’s Jesus Juice

February 3, 2010 11:30:58 Posted at February 3, 2010 11:30:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So she’s investing in some kind of magic water from Brazil that promises eternal youth. It’s called Vita Coco, aptly named because it’s mixed with coconut milk. Please. You know where this is going. Michael K will be all over this Fountain of Spunk if he isn’t already. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

February 3, 2010 10:46:10 Posted at February 3, 2010 10:46:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’d choose Marcus over an Oscar too! But this also works VERY well on a campaign trail (Popeater)

The male Ashley Greene (Dlisted)

BEST CAPTION EVER. Right below the photo (The Superficial)

No more Jakey to pump her gas (Hollywood Tuna)

Smell like Beysus (Just Jared)

Julia Roberts speaks in hyperbole. The only people who make out 24 hrs a day are Twi-Hards with sparkly dildos (Pop Sugar)

Desperation nipples (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Mel Gibson cranky pants (The Blemish)

Dude looks like a lady had a hissy fit (Cele|bitchy)

I’m so private! But by all means, come into my house when I’m trying to sell a movie (E!Online)

You could have been Sandra but now you’re Mischa

February 3, 2010 10:03:00 Posted at February 3, 2010 10:03:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Meg Ryan is only 3 years older than Sandra Bullock. Only. And yet... This is Meg today at the opening ceremony for Istanbul Fashion Week. It’s like she’s 70 and wearing a wig. This face, those lips, that chin... remember how cute she used to be? I’ve attached a photo for comparison. Full Story

Young Victoria in Russia

February 3, 2010 08:13:00 Posted at February 3, 2010 08:13:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In Moscow today, Benicio del Toro, Emily Blunt, and Hugo Weaving promoting The Wolfman. As noted last week, Emily’s wardrobe on this press tour has been amazingness so far. This stop is no exception. And we’ve yet to hit America. Many of you wrote yesterday re: Emily being snubbed for a Best Actress nomination in The Young Victoria. Full Story

Christina dressed up, Christina dressed down

February 3, 2010 07:34:48 Posted at February 3, 2010 07:34:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Many have remarked that the Vanity Fair Hollywood Issue was not only too white, it was also too skinny. They’re all skinny. It’s the first thing almost everyone says upon meeting a celebrity. Tiny! And even more jarring when they change. I interviewed a young actress 3 years ago before she left for LA. Full Story

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Sponsored Tingles: OSiS Style #3

February 3, 2010 07:23:11 Posted at February 3, 2010 07:23:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Elle at 45 The OSiS/Schwarzkopf Professional Party Like a Rock Star contest period is at its midway point. Be flown to St John’s, Newfoundland, party like rock stars at an ultra exclusive Gibson Guitar All Star party with Hedley, Mariana’s Trench, Three Days Grace, members of Great Big Sea and others. Full Story

Shelfy + Taupe = Bore

February 3, 2010 06:57:37 Posted at February 3, 2010 06:57:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

These are the articles you can write from the ass. Right off the get there’s the sense that you’ve arrived just in time to witness some killer celebrity fellatio. It’s Shelf Ass Jessica Biel and Taupe Jennifer Garner for Marie Claire to promote Valentine’s Day, featured together in an article so banal, it makes People seem controversial. Full Story

February 3, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

February 3, 2010 06:45:00 Posted at February 3, 2010 06:45:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The BC SPCA has launched a month-long, provincewide “Loonies for Love” campaign to help homeless and neglected animals in local communities. Specially branded coin boxes will be available at all BC SPCA locations as well as at some partnering businesses. And visitors who come to local SPCA branches will be able to purchase “loonie hearts” for $1 and have them displayed at the branch for the month. Full Story

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Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Now you know I love Sandra Bullock. Love her. But I did not love her movie. And The Blind Side was just nominated, made the list of 10 Best Picture contenders for an Oscar. The Blind Side. Almost no one was predicting The Blind Side.  Read Full Intro

Oscar morning hugs

February 2, 2010 17:12:49 Posted at February 2, 2010 17:12:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My mother arrives tomorrow. They’re coming for my Olympic Torch Run. I confess, being a rather unemotional person, it’s starting to affect me. Am I getting too sappy? Where’s my bitch? Perhaps a discussion for another time. The point is, I just watched Jeremy Renner’s reaction to his Oscar nomination this morning on The Today Show and the way he and Anthony Mackie hugged each other and I got the goosy bumps. Full Story

Remember Gossip Girl?

February 2, 2010 15:51:49 Posted at February 2, 2010 15:51:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If not for the paps shooting the cast daily, you wouldn’t, would you? The scheduling this season is wonk. And it’s not really sure when the show is coming back. On the official site, there’s a saucy trailer with the tagline: Good Things Come To Those Who Wait. Full Story