Jon Hamm is everywhere

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 28, 2010 08:34:02 September 28, 2010 08:34:02

With Justin Timberlake, it’s too much. Get out of my face. Jon Hamm on the other hand, well, don’t go, please stay. He can currently be seen in Mad Men, though the season is rapidly coming to a close. He’s in theatres now in The Town and also in Howl, both critically acclaimed. Which obviously means he’s pounding the press circuit, everywhere and everything. Full Story

Another Winner

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 28, 2010 08:17:11 September 28, 2010 08:17:11

She certainly knows how to pick them, douchebag after douchebag. Although it’s ended with the last one who didn’t want to get serious he’s still getting a lot of mileage from their brief hook-up. Seems he has a really big mouth, and is telling everyone everywhere how much she wanted him. Full Story

Where he’ll be famous forever

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 28, 2010 07:25:54 September 28, 2010 07:25:54

We always joke about how even the most minor celebrities can stay famous forever in Europe and it’s especially evident during Cannes where they’ll let even that pathetic Phoebe Price on the carpet and shoot her like it’s a household name. Over there, all you need is a shameless publicist. Full Story

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September 28, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 28, 2010 06:56:11 September 28, 2010 06:56:11

Happy Birthday Clara with love from your work wife Tara. And thank you both for your good work at Sick Kids. I had a date once at the food court in there. It was good! The food, I mean, but not the other part. Is it still? As for FNL Season 1 – this is no excuse! You can watch it online everywhere! Michelle: You are worthy of happiness, laughter, friendship and love. Full Story

Monday, September 27, 2010

Dear Gossips,

We spent Friday night at the Opus Hotel in Vancouver in the penthouse suite, five of us, with several bottles of champagne and even more Grey Goose, no laptop, no blackberry (still!), and therefore no email for Fiona and me, and no children for the rest of them.  Read Full Intro

Witherspoon in Vancouver

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 27, 2010 18:41:00 September 27, 2010 18:41:00

Here are the first photos of Reese Witherspoon on set in Vancouver with Chris Pine for This Means War. As noted earlier in the article re: Tom Hardy, Witherspoon was shopping at Aritzia over the weekend and seen at Cafe Medina. The film is about two assassin/spies who fall in love with the same girl, then throw down explosion Mission Impossible style for her eternal love. Full Story

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Are you giving or are you taking?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 27, 2010 13:57:00 September 27, 2010 13:57:00

It’s crazy to me why more people aren’t angry about this. How People.com can actually post the story straight, like she actually meant to be helping people at a homeless shelter. Really? HER??? It’s insulting and, well, it’s unconscionable, frankly, that she’s USING those less fortunate to enhance her own public image, especially when, right now, she’s the kind of f-ck up who has nothing to offer. Full Story

Johnny’s braids

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 27, 2010 13:02:42 September 27, 2010 13:02:42

Production on Pirates of the Caribbean 4 has moved to England. This is Johnny Depp around the set today with plaited hair after arriving with it loose and wavy at the start of the shift. He looks good. MUCH better than he looks in that trailer for The Tourist. I saw it at the theatre on a massive screen this weekend. Full Story

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Posh’s consolation prize: Anna Wintour’s carrot

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 27, 2010 12:36:52 September 27, 2010 12:36:52

She’s currently living through yet another cheating scandal and even if it’s a fraud, as they are so indignantly claiming, it doesn’t make it any less embarrassing, especially since the new alleged incident is bringing up memories of the old Loos incident. Remember when she used her scrunchie? Posh’s favourite cliché mantra has always been “whatever doesn’t kill you will make you stronger”. Full Story

It follows you everywhere

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 27, 2010 12:22:54 September 27, 2010 12:22:54

My mother the Chinese Squawking Chicken has an expression about a person’s sh-t. She says if you have some in your past, you carry it around in your handbag, doesn’t matter if it’s a Chanel, it’ll always smell like a knock-off. She usually means it when referring to some low classy village skank who might be able to afford designer but can’t really pull it off, but it could also be applied to a philanderer, in this case David Beckham. Full Story

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