Best SAG Body: Sofia Vergara

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 31, 2011 08:27:00 January 31, 2011 08:27:00

I’m actually not sure how a body like hers is mathematically possible. Between the size of her breasts and the smallness of her waist, it’s a goddamn mindf-ck. No complaint here. Especially not when she starts talking. I can’t find the video online yet. But she was, as usual, solid gold during her interview with E! When asked what she liked least about herself, Sofia Vergara replied:"I wisha 2b an A cup sun-tines to wear the no bra. Full Story

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SAG Old Navy: Hailee Steinfeld

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 31, 2011 08:11:14 January 31, 2011 08:11:14

I thought she was 16. She’s not 16. Not even close. She’s 14. As in she JUST TURNED 14 a month ago. Like she still has an entire year of being 14 ahead of her. Good for her for finding a dress that actually looks like she has an entire year of being 14 ahead of her. It’s like Old Navy Couture, non? Except that it wasn’t. Full Story

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SAG Determined: Paz de la Huerta

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 31, 2011 07:59:20 January 31, 2011 07:59:20

If you’re not familiar with my Paz de la Huerta obsession, you must have missed this article from December. Or maybe you don’t watch Boardwalk Empire? She’s made moaning an art on Boardwalk Empire. And she practically moaned up on stage last night during Boardwalk Empire’s win for Best Drama. Full Story

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SAG Hernia: Lea Michele

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 31, 2011 07:38:03 January 31, 2011 07:38:03

I’ve had hernias on the mind for days, when Charlie Sheen apparently busted one last week after an allnighter with a briefcase full of cocaine. Last night, while Lea Michele was over-working it on the carpet, I thought she was going to bust one too. The concentration on her face, while posing, and adjusting, sucking in, angling her shoulders, she had the focus and the determination of a Chinese kid practising piano – what’s up Amy Chua!?! I’m telling you, Victoria Beckham would have looked relaxed in comparison. Full Story

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SAG Just Miss: Jennifer Lawrence

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 31, 2011 07:16:08 January 31, 2011 07:16:08

What an eyesore. And I don’t just mean the colour. It’s the colour and the details. The black details. That black belt. And those black shoes, made clunkier by contrast… it was all a little amateur. Which, frankly, I find rather endearing. She is the middle class girl in the movie who gets invited to the country club for the first time and doesn’t get it quite right. Full Story

SAG Jinx: Justin Timberlake

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 31, 2011 07:07:00 January 31, 2011 07:07:00

Click here for a refresher on what I wrote last week. When JT doesn’t show up, The Social Network cleans up. When he does show up, like at the Producers Guild, TSN gets no love. Justin attended the SAGs last night. Guess what happened? The Social Network was trumped by The King’s Speech. Full Story

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SAG Black Swans: Natalie Portman & Mila Kunis

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 31, 2011 06:47:48 January 31, 2011 06:47:48

Natalie Portman did nothing annoying last night. Ok maybe her clapping. But even I can concede that that’s really, really stretching. She looked lovely, her womb did not inform her acceptance speech, and I have to say I quite enjoyed the attitude she was throwing at Giuliana Rancic during the pre-show when she was asked about dumbass sounding baby names. Full Story

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Worst SAG Headband: Kate Mara

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 31, 2011 06:32:00 January 31, 2011 06:32:00

Also known as the sister of Lisbeth Salander, Rooney Mara. Kate is dating Max Minghella who starred with Rooney in The Social Network. They also, Kate and Max, worked together on an upcoming film called Ten Year. Kate is so periphery I normally wouldn’t include her in this kind of wrap-up but her dress and her headgear were so jarring when I was browsing through photos, I couldn’t not show you, just in case you missed her. Full Story

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Worst SAG Breasts: Naya Rivera

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 31, 2011 06:20:00 January 31, 2011 06:20:00

One of the Glee nominated clips they used during the telecast was Jane Lynch’s Sue Sylvester telling Naya Rivera’s Santana that she wasn’t down with “plastics”. Too bad they didn’t cut to Naya’s face right after. It’s particularly egregious on someone so young and beautiful, who clearly didn’t need to mess with nature, who, in doing so, looks increasingly freakish and distended. Full Story

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Screen Actors Guild Awards 2011

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 31, 2011 06:05:00 January 31, 2011 06:05:00

Something really bothers me when I hear it, no matter who it is who says it, even actors I love. I hate whey they say “my cast”. And “my crew”. Like, who the f-ck are you? Is it so hard to make reference to “our cast”, “our crew”? Maybe for them it’s not a problem. Full Story

Friday, January 28, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Am actually not sure why they bother with the official medical reason thing when it comes to Charlie Sheen. Something about a “hernia”? Said hernia was sustained during a boozy cokey party with porn stars. Please. The answer to any question about Charlie Sheen should be “for being Charlie Sheen”.  Read Full Intro