High Street Princess

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 20, 2011 09:35:12 April 20, 2011 09:35:12

The Royal Wedding is in 9 days and Kate Middleton has still not gone underground yet. Smart. Even smarter, even though she’s to be the most photographed woman in the world, who’d be able to wear anything from any designer, buy exclusively from the most exclusives, she’s still shopping on the high street. Full Story

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The Neglected

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 20, 2011 08:30:06 April 20, 2011 08:30:06

Written by Duana Oh why Hello. The show opens with some math, so you know about how I’m going to feel. The kids are going to sell Salt Water Taffy to raise money to get to Nationals. Kids are not jazzed about this because people still hate them. Full Story

Baby Mother not invited

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 20, 2011 07:53:46 April 20, 2011 07:53:46

Guy Ritchie is on the guest list for the Royal Wedding. Without a plus one. Which means he can’t bring his girlfriend Jacqui Ainsley who is pregnant. I guess the Royal People don’t want you unless you’re, like, official. Being the knocked up GF doesn’t count. Or maybe they only extended him one spot because they didn’t want to take the chance that he’d bring his ex-wife Madonna. Full Story

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Jessica Biel: inspired by Kellan Lutz?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 20, 2011 07:24:59 April 20, 2011 07:24:59

Jessica Biel was photographed at Miami airport yesterday. Apparently she was flying off to an island in the Caribbean for some relaxation after having spent the last few weeks on set in Louisiana shooting a movie called Playing The Field with Gerard Butler’s Spittle. Since that can’t have been hard work, I’m assuming the relaxation that’s required is a result of her recent split from Justin Timberlake. Full Story

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April 20, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 20, 2011 07:08:22 April 20, 2011 07:08:22

Karen in Georgetown, ON! Happy Birthday from Lizanne who says she knows things have been sh-tty but she also knows you’re tough enough to get through it, and thrive later. Lizanne has requested for you some vampire action. Alexander Skarsgard (at Coachella with Kate Bosworth – sorry! those are the most recent!) and Robert Pattinson are attached. Full Story

Thor’s moves

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 19, 2011 13:52:00 April 19, 2011 13:52:00

So I was just about to close the day with an article on Jessica Biel which can wait to tomorrow especially after receiving a CRAZY ASS video from Kinani of Chris Hemsworth who you can soon see in theatres as Thor busting some moves on Australian TV and what the f-ck is he doing and why has this amazingness never crossed my inbox before…? Now when you see him at the movies, with his big hammer being all superhero-y and sh-t, picture this along with it. Full Story

Oh Dame!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 19, 2011 13:33:55 April 19, 2011 13:33:55

Katherine Heigl only wishes… The premiere of Arthur went down tonight in London. And while Katy Perry wore a flesh coloured tight dress and showed off her 25 year old body, the real woman of the evening was, no question, hands down, the Dame herself, Helen Mirren. Please. Enjoy this. Enjoy the amazingness of that little black biker jacket. Full Story

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 19, 2011 13:11:00 April 19, 2011 13:11:00

Duana loved Popular. Still does. Did you watch Popular? Carly Pope! She’s in a new movie. A Canadian movie. Written by a Canadian Liam Card (who hosted the first ever Smut Soiree – what’s up Liam!) co-starring another Canadian Eric McCormack and Smith Jerrod himself Jason Lewis. Lewis hit up the Marilyn Denis Show this morning to promote Textuality. Full Story

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Weekly Live Blog - Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 19, 2011 11:56:32 April 19, 2011 11:56:32

Thoughts on Elizabeth Banks as Effie in The Hunger Games? Let’s play Casting Director too for Pride & Prejudice & Zombies, shall we? And in other movie news... EW.com has confirmed with Ryan Gosling that he will NOT be playing The Lone Ranger opposite Johnny Depp’s Tonto. Full Story

Countdown to Finnick

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 19, 2011 11:42:42 April 19, 2011 11:42:42

Ok, so they just announced the District 1 Tributes. Marvel is being played by Jack Quaid, son of Meg Ryan and Dennis Quaid. Some blonde called Leven Rambin I’ve never heard of will be Glimmer. Will you be satisfied when you watch her getting tracker jacked? OMG. I think I will be. Is that mean? And at the same time…I’m TERRIFIED of watching someone getting tracker jacked. Full Story