Rachel’s friend isn’t Jake

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 18, 2010 10:17:01 August 18, 2010 10:17:01

WHY NOT????????? Like, when you present together at the Oscars and look so cute and perfect, you are SUPPOSED to become boyfriend and girlfriend right away, don’t you know?!!!???????!!!!!! Obviously Rachel McAdams simply has no interest in fulfilling our Hollywood matchmaking fantasies and was seen yesterday in Paris with a friend, so pretty, so lovely, and I don’t give a sh-t who this guy is, all I know is that he’s not who I want him to be. Full Story

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JGL singing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 18, 2010 09:31:24 August 18, 2010 09:31:24

Thanks to all of you who’ve sent this along – a video recorded a couple of days ago of Joseph Gordon-Levitt singing Natural Woman with his guitar. He doesn’t sound bad, pretty good actually, even though it does nothing for me, no, but for many of you, after you watch this, you’ll want to mother his children. Full Story

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SacréBlair!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 18, 2010 09:23:25 August 18, 2010 09:23:25

Even when the show isn’t strong, Gossip Girl always does a great job cutting their trailers. The trailers are more often than not better than the actual episodes. And the first episodes of the new season take place in Paris. SacréBlair! I dunno, I think it’s cute. And I think Chuck Bass looks f-cking HOT when he and Blair meet each other on the bridge in the red dress. Full Story

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Tired in Berlin and Christmas with Depp

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 18, 2010 08:51:12 August 18, 2010 08:51:12

An exhausted looking Angelina Jolie continues her Salt European tour with a stop in Berlin today at a photocall ahead of the premiere. Dress is much better than the one from Paris last night but goddamn that fringe, that curled under fringe, that is such a hick ass looking fringe. How can we stop the tucking of the fringe? In other Jolie news, she and Johnny Depp will be coming to us for the holidays. Full Story

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An unfortunate dress in Japan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 18, 2010 08:05:12 August 18, 2010 08:05:12

It really, really is. Julia Roberts isn’t a Dries van Noten girl. Maggie Gyllenhaal, sure. Julia Roberts... not this time. When Darren and I went to see the movie last week full of Oprah people, this dress was like their uniform. Here’s Julia in Japan at a presser today to promote Eat, Pray, Love. Full Story

Jude Law: style mentor

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 18, 2010 07:36:13 August 18, 2010 07:36:13

For Ed Westwick. Right? Ed can’t wait to put the open chest, fur exposure, low riding tank top under a blazer combination together with his own rolled up skinny jeans and those signature Westwick red booties. The inspiration of course is coming from Jude Law, seen here after dinner with Sienna Miller and Twiggy last night in London, oh just a casual night out with friends, requiring the friends to tuck into their salads while staring at the open expanse of tanned man skin sitting across from them at the Wolseley. Full Story

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August 18, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 18, 2010 07:17:52 August 18, 2010 07:17:52

Happy belated Birthday Sherri in Dallas who, on the day of her real birthday, regularly receives texts from her sister reminding her that she killed Elvis. Don’t be mad when I tell you I laughed. But you’re right – it WAS your day first! To Erin who just moved and it’s been a rough go – FNL withdrawals are the WORST. Full Story

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Dear Gossips,

You have seven nights. Seven nights until the release of Mockingjay, the third and final installment of The Hunger Games series. So there’s still time. I promise you there’s still time to rip through the first two books by Suzanne Collins before hungrily devouring the conclusion.  Read Full Intro

Angie’s dressing problem

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 17, 2010 14:15:05 August 17, 2010 14:15:05

In fairness, she’s never been called a style icon or anything so I guess it’s not like we expect her to get us all jizzy about her clothes but still... When you look like Angelina Jolie, it shouldn’t be this hard. Or this bad. It’s a direct assault against that saying – xyz would look good in a paper bag. Full Story

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Now don’t look back

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 17, 2010 13:14:45 August 17, 2010 13:14:45

People.com is reporting that Evan Rachel Wood and Marilyn Manson have called off their engagement, are done now for a second time. Good. Make it last. EVR is just 22, too young to marry, and almost too old now to be lured by the dangerous drama of a disturbed outcast hiding under the cloak of the Misunderstood. Full Story