Publicly nuzzling the Italian Queen

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 27, 2010 11:07:49 September 27, 2010 11:07:49

Pay your f-cking respects. This, golddiggers, is about as solid as it gets. And I wonder now if anything can take the Italian Queen down. She has endured a cocaine and prostitution scandal in Italy proper that was not only contained and controlled immediately, with no North American penetration, but she’s managed to overcome it even at home, during Milan Fashion Week, flaunting her superior strategic machinations in the faces of her enemies but appearing front row at Cavalli, and then – the ultimate trumping – hand in hand with Him at Giorgio Armani today. Full Story

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No Third Option

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 27, 2010 10:52:00 September 27, 2010 10:52:00

Written by Duana Oh man. I say it too often, but buckle up. The week we just had at SDCP was enough to make me apologize for ever even thinking my life was boring, if the alternative is this. While last week showed us these beautiful girls – and the lives they have to navigate because of some men – this week explores these men in all their messed-up, petulant glory. Full Story

Tom Hardy: Hot & Kind

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 27, 2010 10:43:44 September 27, 2010 10:43:44

This is Tom Hardy in Vancouver to shoot This Means War with Chris Pine and Reese Witherspoon (who is also now in town, spotted at Cafe Medina and Aritzia this weekend). There’s not much to say, really, about these photos other than: He’s sex. He’s generous. He gave. Exclusive photos from Punkd Images  Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 27, 2010 10:37:27 September 27, 2010 10:37:27

You see why I think fans are embarrassing? (Dlisted)

Right. So Ashton Kutcher really, really, really didn’t cheat. (The Superficial)

This guy was on The Marriage Ref with my Gwyneth. Don’t blame her. (Popeater)

I don’t like Rihanna’s control top (Hollywood Tuna)

Daniel Radcliffe isn’t Harry Potter. And for the first time, I buy it. (Just Jared)

Halle and the baby father and the most perfect baby ever go shopping (Pop Sugar)

How many boyfriends is Kurt going to have??? (ASL)

Demi’s trend continues (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Mischa Barton has a boyfriend, still no job (INO)

Christina Aguilera obviously doesn’t ask Nicole Richie, her FRIEND, for style tips (Cele|bitchy)

House of der Sh-ts temp ink

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 27, 2010 09:58:17 September 27, 2010 09:58:17

In a recent ad campaign for her mother Tina’s assy and not exactly original designs, Beyonce was photographed with temp tattoos all over her back. It’s now becoming another way for ma to make even more cash money. So they’re partnering with an airbrush company to sell the images off Beysus’s back: “With a Sixties-pinup-girl meets-futuristic-biker-chick theme, Beyoncé and I really wanted to give our Deréon fall 2010 campaign a tough edginess. Full Story

Emma Watson’s grown up move

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 27, 2010 09:53:25 September 27, 2010 09:53:25

Written by Sarah There are two things that really suck for actors: getting famous overnight and getting famous for playing a beloved character. If the former, you’re always proving that you deserve what looks like a lottery win, and if the latter you’re always fighting the specter of that beloved character. Full Story

Photo Assumption the Affleck-Phoenixes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 27, 2010 09:23:23 September 27, 2010 09:23:23

At the PETA Gala on Saturday night – Joaquin Phoenix showed up clean-shaven and lean, like Johnny Cash lean, hand in hand with his sister Rain, all smiles and even, almost, jovial with photographers. Photo Assumption says someone is actually trying (hard) to be liked again and, while we’re at it, to convince people he’s not f-cked up. Full Story

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Pipsqueak is everywhere

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 27, 2010 08:54:00 September 27, 2010 08:54:00

All up in your face this weekend promoting The Social Network. Then again, it’s easy to promote The Social Network. Everybody already loves The Social Network. The real test is promoting the sh-ts. Like The Open Road. What? You don’t know The Open Road? Justin Timberlake starred in The Open Road. Full Story

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Mimi didn’t want to get up

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 27, 2010 07:22:12 September 27, 2010 07:22:12

You know if she could, Mimi would perform while reclined on a divan. You know if she could, she’d live her entire life reclined on a divan. She probably already eats like that, she’d f-ck like that, she’d sing like that, and she’d certainly try to dance like that, a melon popping up on and down on a sofa. Full Story

September 27, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 27, 2010 07:06:00 September 27, 2010 07:06:00

To Kelly in Meadow Lake, SK from Holly who misses you in Edmonton and requested for you some clean cut Brad Pitt. Remember when he was blonde? No one else liked it but I did so much. Oh and PS. Congratulations on the engagement! And Happy Birthday Holly! As for Taylor Kitsch being The One – no doubt, I believe you, but unfortunately he’s not yet famous enough (only a matter of time!) for new photos every week. Full Story

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