Went cliff jumping yesterday with the Barenaked Ladies at Crane Beach here in Barbados. Will post photos later. We were judged on form and height. Then at the very end, Tyler, who had abstained during the first two rounds, finally decided he’d do it, took off all his clothes, in front of a crowded beach, while Dylan was rolling, and jumped in with everything and all his bits waving in the hot Caribbean air. Obviously he had to swim to shore, emerge from the ocean, still naked, before he could cover up with a towel. Best shoot ever.
After that it was lunch with New Kids on the Block. At Fisherman’s Pub. FOOD. Will write about it more on my travel blog but it’s about as casual as it gets, like cafeteria styles, and the ladies behind the glass slap generous portions of macaroni pie and okra and bbq chicken and curry lamb and blue marlin, oh my god the blue marlin, on your plate and you shuffle up to the counter and grab your own cutlery and there’s rum punch and here’s my half finished plate and this is where we decided to take NKOTB and we were worried they’d be all high maintenance and prissy but they rolled right up and queued behind the locals and shovelled grub down their mouths totally stripped down...with their bodyguards lurking around unobtrusively of course. These were some photos I posted on Twitter as it was happening. More photos later today once they’re sent to me. But dude, oh my god the blue marlin. It was dense like pork. And so much flavour explosion I am still daydreaming about it today.
Internet is working! Friday – new posts all day in between shoots (am learning how to play polo this morning where Hot Harry fell off his Horse) including short hair, dogs, GOOP, and Jakey. Real time updates from Barbados on Twitter – click here.
Will be back in Vancouver on Monday blogging from home. Have a great weekend!
Yours in gossip,
PS. many of you have are asking about my florescent pink nail polish in the roti photo posted yesterday. It’s Essi “Flirty by Fuchsia”.
PPS. Have also received many emails lately about what I’m reading. Our book club selection (picked by Michele) this month is The Book Thief by Marcus Zusak. So F-CKING good. And I also just started Peter Biskind’s Easy Riders, Raging Bulls: How the sex-drugs-and-rock’n’roll generation saved Hollywood.
PPPS…Only a week left in the McDonald’s Favourite Hollywood McMini contest! Have you entered? Click here for details.
And it’s a similar-ish dress. Even the back zipper. It’s a motherf-cking dress-off! And you know the UK press will be all over it. “Gwyneth Paltrow is so insecure about the younger Scarlett Johansson that when she found out Scarlett was wearing a grey shift, she decided to wear one too. Full Story
Just got back from the best polo lesson ever and my inbox is full of Twi-Hard. Apparently there’s some drama with the new Eclipse trailer that was just screened on Oprah today..?. I’m not about to break this sh-t down by the second because, well, please, that’s Twi-Hard territory. But there are a few very interesting gossip angles to examine. Full Story
Salma Hayek and her husband Francois Henri Pinault were in New York yesterday at the Earth Day Christie’s Auction. They certainly have the money. To buy those boots. Those boots are an expensive showpiece, offset by a basic black dress (blouse and skirt?can’t tell) to better show them off. Full Story
Hi gossips. Tingles is a bit tough for Lainey to do while in Barbados so I’m going to do it one last time this week. This should get you caught up on anything we’ve missed today. More Lainey posts to follow. Jacek.
What’s the likelihood of getting back a Rolex left a Lilo’s? (Dlisted)
Apparently even Britney’s dad hates her wonky nipples. Up or down. Decide already! (The Superficial)
Sandy B. to meet with hardly-a-bombshell? (Popeater)
A storefront mannequin sitting on a couch (Hollywood Tuna)
Someone tell Marc he’s inside please (Just Jared)
Beyonce in a bikini (Pop Sugar)
JLo sings Happy B-Day as Marilyn (Hollywood Life)
Some try hard chick in a lingerini (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
I’d come out for $20 million too and I’m not gay (Towleroad)
Charlie Sheen continuing to prove he’s all class (Cele|bitchy)
It’s like we conjured her! Mentioned the other day that Posh hasn’t been papped in weeks. This is not her usual form. Then several of you mentioned seeing her on Idol the other day. And last night Victoria Beckham stepped out to attend the BritWeek Charity Event in LA, poseharding her fake tits off in a black tuxedo with nothing underneath. Full Story
It’s been short a while but last night at the Tribeca Film Festival premiere of My Own Love Song, Renee styled it like a pixie that had her hair hacked off on the sides by a teenage gardener who wasn’t paying attention. Hair, I think, is hard for her. Because hers is so limp and thin. Good for no extensions. Full Story
In Hawaii on the set of Just Go With It. They were apparently rehearsing their hula scene. These shots were taken from quite a distance. And goddamn I can STILL see the sh-t she’s done to her face. It’s an interesting career move for Nicole Kidman. She changed representation last year. She hasn’t been successful at the box office. Full Story
She and her giant were at the Avatar Earth Day celebration last night. As you can see, Hayden Panettiere had her hair cut. It’s short, looks like a bob that’s been slicked back, and it’s refreshing that she’s trying something not long, blonde, blown out, and wavy. But it also makes her look really, really old. Full Story
Yesterday’s GOOP featured Spring Allergy and Detox Remedies – Chinese Medicine Style. Like last time, Gwyneth enlisted the help of Adele Reising. Like last time, being Chinese, I have no idea what she was writing about. Adele and G would probably say I’m just not Chinese enough. Tell that to my ma. Full Story
It’s been a long time since Atticus has been seen. Jake Gyllenhaal brought Atticus home when he was still dating Kirsten Dunst. I remember those photos – they were in love with each other, puppy and Jakey. A while ago he also adopted a puggle called Boo Radley. It’s not known what happened to Boo. Full Story