There’s a hole in his hat

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 8, 2010 10:31:27 December 8, 2010 10:31:27

Johnny Depp was on Letterman last night. He’s a Letterman regular. Rarely does talk shows but will almost always do Dave. And, noted before, he’s a three segment guest too. As you know, you have to be a Someone to be a three segment guest. Please. Like he needs validation. What the f-ck am I saying? Anyway, there’s a hole in his hat. Full Story

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So This Is Christmas

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 8, 2010 09:39:55 December 8, 2010 09:39:55

Written by Duana Here we are, almost a half-season of Glee under our belts. I’ve spit some flames, I know I made lots of you mad but also thank you for all the love for last week’s post about Rachel. Here’s my bargain for this week. Full Story

Whooooo’s BLAKE???

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 8, 2010 09:20:42 December 8, 2010 09:20:42

There is good and bad in this article. Let’s start with the good. Or funny. Depends how you see it. Thanks to Stephanie S for alerting me to this – it’s Roger Friedman’s piece today about the Blue Valentine premiere. Roger Friedman is a press person Someone on the circuit. He’s been doing this for a long time. Full Story

2 & 4 together

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 8, 2010 09:07:00 December 8, 2010 09:07:00

How will I focus the rest of the day? Jim Sturgess and Colin Farrell, numbers 2 and 4 on my Five List, just showed up together at a presser for The Way Back in London. They did not pose side by side. In a way I’m thankful for it. Remember last week when Ryan Gosling and Jake Gyllenhaal stood next to each other and exploded your lady business? This can be dangerous, non? Here’s an example of how Quiver can take on different forms. Full Story

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Blake: Ryan or Karl?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 8, 2010 07:44:07 December 8, 2010 07:44:07

Even though there was a screening for it the night before, or two nights before, the official official New York premiere of Blue Valentine went down last night. Michelle Williams looked lovely. Ryan Gosling had on a really great jacket. They posed with the kid. It was all the same. Except Blake Lively turned up. Full Story

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Best of 2010: Brendan Fraser claps at the Globes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 7, 2010 14:15:48 December 7, 2010 14:15:48

Brendan Fraser provided two great moments worth coming back to this year. Have you forgotten him at the Globes? Dude, they made music videos out of what he did at the Globes. Here. Let me remind you. Maybe it’s just me. But if I’m, like, making a salad or something, and this visual suddenly pops into my mind, I’m straight up laughing. Full Story

Jolie’s hair & the Chosen One Nutcracker

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 7, 2010 14:08:53 December 7, 2010 14:08:53

Fresh off her premiere last night, the Jolie was right back at it today with her first four children. Check out Maddox all gangsta with his fur hood. And Miss Zahara who couldn’t help but break bitchface to laugh with her sister the Chosen One who has apparently decided to style herself in the holiday spirit. Full Story

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That Area

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 7, 2010 13:23:00 December 7, 2010 13:23:00

The British Fashion Awards are happening in London tonight. Emma Roberts appears to be kind of a thing over in the UK after making a movie over there. Or she wants to be kind of a thing in the UK. Whatever. I’m coming to the point. And the point is that she’s wearing a dress that exposes that tricky area. Full Story

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Weekly Live Blog - Tuesday, December 07, 2010

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 7, 2010 11:56:21 December 7, 2010 11:56:21

Tofino. A relentless storm. Very sexy. But not if my internet craps out. Hopefully Sarah’s computer holds up this week too. So there are zombies on the agenda. And the Jolie’s dumbass hair. And why she didn’t pose with Depp. And there are no reviews (at press time) available yet for The Tourist. Full Story