Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 3, 2010 11:27:22 December 3, 2010 11:27:22

It’s official: Madonna doesn’t actually speak to her pieces. Also, the notion that she’s from Narnia is making my life (Dlisted)

Chicken Fried Twitter finger snap! (The Superficial)

Johnny on Vanessa’s name: it’ll make you quiver (Popeater)

For the record, posing with a flower between your legs is never ok (Hollywood Tuna)

Kate and Joe around the city (Pop Sugar)

Orly, wife, and dog (Just Jared)

Justin Bieber needs a social life. The kid is bored. (Anorak)

Pene’s sister in a tight black dress (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Of course she changed. And of course her dress had three tiers. (Celebuzz)

Cameron Diaz looking much better in Germany (Cele|bitchy)

Emily & Jack in London

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 3, 2010 10:29:21 December 3, 2010 10:29:21

Emily Blunt and Jack Black were photographed in London today outside the BBC, beginning promotion on Gulliver’s Travels, due in theatres on December 22, hoping to contend for the holiday box office crown. Earlier this week, Sarah predicted that Gulliver along with what she’s calling “Pedobear: The Movie” ie Yogi Bear (starring the voice of Justin Timberlake) would be the two bombs of the season. Full Story

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Not quite Jakey & Swifty

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 3, 2010 09:40:00 December 3, 2010 09:40:00

Worse? Many of you are having an issue about the age difference between Jake Gyllenhaal and Taylor Swift. She’s 20. He’s 29. They are about to celebrate their birthdays, just six days apart, in a couple of weeks. So 21 and 30. This is Jeff Goldblum last night in Hollywood after dinner at Mr Chow. Full Story

Does SJP think Nicole Kidman is a lunatic?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 3, 2010 08:50:26 December 3, 2010 08:50:26

OK, she didn’t actually name Nicole Kidman, but in a new interview with Elle, Sarah Jessica Parker says those who fight aging relentlessly end up looking like lunatics: “I don’t know what I can do about the aging. Yes, I am aging. Oh my God, I’m aging all the time. It’s like those flowers that wilt in front of you in time-lapse films. Full Story

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Don’t waste a Michelin meal

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 3, 2010 08:35:34 December 3, 2010 08:35:34

OK Brangelunatics... I think even you lot can agree that the Jolie, she doesn’t look like she eats much. I hope she made an exception last night. Some people don’t love food. This to me is like saying you hate life. Few people have the privilege of going to Guy Savoy Paris as the man personal presides over your meal. Full Story

6 narcissists at the table

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 3, 2010 08:10:00 December 3, 2010 08:10:00

This is your weekend assignment. Because who has the time during the week to spend an hour on this, even though it’s 60 minutes of pure amazingness? The Hollywood Reporter Actors’ Roundtable is embedded below. Enjoy it, maybe over breakfast on Sunday, really savour the experience. I broke it up into two parts on Wednesday night during my playlist making, loved it, but wonder if I would have even more if I hadn’t paused. Full Story

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Country Bitch vs Blair Waldorf

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 3, 2010 07:17:28 December 3, 2010 07:17:28

Here’s a question for you know-it-all bitches: what do you enjoy more? Sex... or being right? I want you to really think about that. Sex is the obvious answer, but that would mean you’ve never had bad sex. Or sex with a truly vile person. I’ve had too much of both. In fact, most of the people I’ve slept with have been hideous. Full Story

December 3, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 3, 2010 07:04:19 December 3, 2010 07:04:19

Happy 20th Birthday Britt from Kristin who is so sorry she had to break tradition and not be there. Will this make up for it? Good luck Kyla on Sunday in Las Vegas for your half marathon! After the run? So many options. If it were me I’d go to Carnevino at the Venetian, order up a giant ass porterhouse. Full Story

Thursday, December 2, 2010

Dear Gossips,

We are leaving today for our annual holiday destination Tofino, British Columbia for 12 days. It’s just over half an hour to get to the ferry, then it’s another half an hour wait for the ferry, then it’s an hour and half on the ferry, then a 3 hour drive – at times treacherous – to the coast.  Read Full Intro

Best of 2010: Salma and the Snake

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 2, 2010 14:43:00 December 2, 2010 14:43:00

This is an annual December feature. It’s time to look back at 2010 – the high times, the low classy times, and all the amazingness in between. If there are moments that stand out in particular for you, please let me know. I couldn’t think of a better way to kick this off though than with Salma and that Snake. Full Story

Annoying is a Triple Threat

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 2, 2010 13:00:30 December 2, 2010 13:00:30

The Billboard Women of the Year Awards are happening today in New York. The recipient of the first ever Billboard Triple Threat Award will be Glee’s Lea Michele. You know I find her a tough pill to swallow, but I cannot disagree. And when she sings everyone else should, really, sit down. Especially that Charice child. Full Story