Smutty Tingles

February 1, 2010 11:08:23 Posted at February 1, 2010 11:08:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Is there an apple box device for sex? Lolita P needs one (Dlisted)

Sigh. Why a flat chest would be nice (The Superficial)

Michael Jackson’s legacies on the record (Popeater)

Christina Aguilera raggy hair corset fit (Hollywood Tuna)

A TV show can really feed you for life (Just Jared)

Johnny, Vanessa, and the kids! (Pop Sugar)

Kiki D is living the vida Lohan (ASL)

What? Posh doesn’t wear heels on the beach??? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Gisele Bundchen delivers a giant eyeroll (INO)

JailBait v 2.0 wants to sell your kid a teddy. No, a different kind of teddy. (Cele|bitchy)

I’m Lost tomorrow

February 1, 2010 10:22:08 Posted at February 1, 2010 10:22:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s here! It’s finally here! The final season of Lost. The season premiere for the final season airs tomorrow. OMG. Can you stand it? And they keep promising that in the first episode there will be a major reveal. Like one of Lost’s great mysteries. And I keep reading Doc Jensen but that only helps a little. Full Story

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Hot Harry on a Horse holding babies

February 1, 2010 10:09:29 Posted at February 1, 2010 10:09:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

And dancing. And falling. But not together. Oh la. Hot Harry spent the weekend in Barbados on official royal duty. He visited hospitals, made the children laugh, played polo, fell off his horse, and boogied down at a fundraiser. In his prim and proper khakis. It’ll be the best minute and a half of your morning. Full Story

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Best Grammy quiver

February 1, 2010 09:28:00 Posted at February 1, 2010 09:28:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Thank you for your emails in support of my quiveration for Eminem validating me against Duana’s disgust. He was HOT last night. And even Michelle admitted his face didn’t look so f-cked up. Check the way he’s wearing his pants. Please. With Drake and Wayne, Em delivered. Em was sharp, Em was tight, Em was SEX, and Drake is the pride of the 416. Full Story

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Grammy Off Key

February 1, 2010 09:05:00 Posted at February 1, 2010 09:05:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I still love her. Still admire her. Am still down with her talent, her capability, her attitude, her work. But can we all concede she’s not strong on vocals? On the night when she should have been backing up her wins and nominations with some vocals, the vocals totally sucked sh-t. Could barely stand to listen to it. Full Story

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Grammy Gaga + Elton

February 1, 2010 08:41:00 Posted at February 1, 2010 08:41:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

“How wonderful life is, with Gaga in the world." I liked her, and then I saw her live. And that’s when you know. She’s so sublimely absurd, ridiculous, campy, and the theatricality of it all is so intoxicating, so amusing, so ENTERTAINING, so cleverly ironic, you cannot help but love her. Full Story

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Grammy Favourite Dress

February 1, 2010 08:14:00 Posted at February 1, 2010 08:14:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s controversial. We will fight. I know this. But Katy Perry’s Zac Posen was my best. It was cheeky and flattering and looked like nipple pasties with sequins but on her, it was a perfect choice. The detail is exquisite, and well, there’s something about this relationship with Russell Brand. Full Story

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Grammy Sasha Fierce

February 1, 2010 07:52:00 Posted at February 1, 2010 07:52:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Three changes, none of them Tina Knowles, no Dereon for the Grammys. The result was three different, three good looks. The first during arrivals was a skin tight Stephane Rolland, exquisitely detailed, and then a badass black leather Versace for Sasha Fierce’s performance, and then Celine Dion’s dress twin for the final part of the evening which is what she wore to collect her award for Best Female Vocal Performance. Full Story

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Grammy Country Bitch and the Senator

February 1, 2010 07:29:41 Posted at February 1, 2010 07:29:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He rushed to LA to be by her side after Hockey Day in Canada as the Senators schedule conveniently allowed for Mike Fisher to join his fiancée for Grammy weekend where they made their official Hollywood debut. However, Carrie Underwood walked the carpet alone, telling Ryan Seacrest that she didn’t want to feed Fisher to the wolves just yet. Full Story

Grammy Third Lip

February 1, 2010 07:11:52 Posted at February 1, 2010 07:11:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

How many times did they pan to her last night? Are they aware of her box office record the last 5 years? Because cutting to Nicole Kidman’s Third Lip will not help ratings. It did however satisfy our Third Lip needs. Third Lip was super extra fat this weekend. Probably a pre-Oscar 6 week treatment. Full Story

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Grammy GLEE

February 1, 2010 07:01:23 Posted at February 1, 2010 07:01:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It was good. Finally Lea Michele picked a dress appropriate for the occasion, for her age, and for her status. She looked great. But holy Posh, the poseharding is epic. She also doesn’t seem to like wearing her hair up either, Jennifer Aniston. And there’s a slight new half fringe, cut specifically Full Story