Smutty Tingles

April 22, 2010 11:18:16 Posted at April 22, 2010 11:18:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hi gossips. I’m stepping in for Tingles as a result of a bad internet connection and a quick mid-day shoot. Lainey posts resume shortly. Jacek.

Elin’s done. Tiger’s single. A spot just opened up in his ‘sex addiction’ therapy sessions (Popeater

High society - money grabbers going after a cranked-out famewhore (Dlisted)

Photoshop or plastic surgery? One or both but certainly not the real thing (The Superficial)

Is Scabby’s make-up some kind of joke here? Or is this for real? (Hollywood Tuna)

Aniston shooting in Maui looking perky (Just Jared)

Pitt mopping up the streets of Venice with his nasty beard (Pop Sugar)

Peaches Geldof loves monkey ass. Get out the clippers (Holy Moly!)

Sienna in cut-offs (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

I wonder if these chicks could do a front crawl or if their fakies would keep buoying them into a backstroke (Popoholic)

The Fug girls comment on this chick’s dress. All I’m thinking is motorboat (Go Fug Yourself)

Where’s Pippy?

April 22, 2010 09:49:51 Posted at April 22, 2010 09:49:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Cameron Diaz was in New York yesterday for the Tribeca Film Festival premiere of Shrek Forever. Really? She was photographed earlier in a cute blue jumper. Not feeling the black dress she wore on the carpet. We know Cam. Cam can bring it with much more excitement. Perhaps then she’s saving up the killer pieces for when the Pip is around. Full Story

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Close to perfect

April 22, 2010 08:44:06 Posted at April 22, 2010 08:44:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Emily Blunt was photographed leaving a hair salon yesterday. Perfect, right? Or as close to it as possible. F-cking gorgeous. The skin, the hair, the body, and she’s smart and sassy and knows how to be a bitch when she needs to be a bitch without being an snotty Country bitch or an Alba Bitch and makes great choices and good movies and, well, I’m partial to her accent too. Full Story

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Jude in love loves everyone

April 22, 2010 08:17:49 Posted at April 22, 2010 08:17:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

After a few days of gorgessity in LA with Sienna Miller, Jude Law is now in New York, seen walking jovially with a friend in Soho yesterday. Photo Assumption says Jude is happy. Happier than he’s been in a long time. Happy because he’s happiest with Sienna. Happiest and, as noted, prettiest with Sienna. Full Story

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Posh must settle. Again.

April 22, 2010 07:50:05 Posted at April 22, 2010 07:50:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Yesterday I noted that Victoria Beckham hasn’t been seen poseharding in a while. Some of you suggested it means she’s finally pregnant with Angel Beckham, their much coveted daughter. Of course they’ll call her Angel. For Los Angeles. Others are convinced it’s the usual suspects Nip and Tuck. Full Story

April 22, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

April 22, 2010 07:23:46 Posted at April 22, 2010 07:23:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy Birthday Emily S from Laura & Tony who have requested for you some Iginla, Taylor Kitsch, and RDJ. Enjoy! To Megan who is hard at work on her doctoral comprehensive exams – I too am sorry that Alexander Skarsgard has such sh-t taste in women. Please know I’m commiserating with you, and that once you’re through with studying, we’ll have a hate-off on Bosworth. Full Story

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Excuse me while I get all Chinese on you to start the day but I was browsing through photo agencies and sorted through the images from the Hong Kong Film Awards on the weekend and some of these actors, they were like full blown adults when I was a child - a LONG LONG time ago.  Read Full Intro

Style Porn: Zoe edition

April 21, 2010 15:00:23 Posted at April 21, 2010 15:00:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Win. Her Oscar dress was a rare loss but by and large, Zoe Saldana gets it right. She got it very right last night at The Losers premiere in black amazingness that I *think* is Balmain. And the shoes, and the steeze, and the unbelievable gorgessity... I love it so hard. Sigh. Balmain. Balmain is not low classy. Full Story

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Him?

April 21, 2010 13:30:15 Posted at April 21, 2010 13:30:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Goddamn I miss Arrested Development. There’s someone who will disagree with me on this article. We might be fighting after this. Because Chris Evans... I don’t get it. Chris Evans showed up at the premiere of The Losers last night and I don’t get it at all. Chris Evans, after all, was chosen over so many young Hollywood actors to play Captain America. Full Story

Dumbest Idea Ever: Tori Spelling edition

April 21, 2010 12:34:56 Posted at April 21, 2010 12:34:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

First there was that assf-cked report that Robert Pattinson was lobbying to play Kurt Cobain. Now ABC is apparently developing a talk show featuring Tori Spelling and her “bff”, some random gay they’re still searching for who will bounce off her bones like Will & Grace styles. Really? And people would watch this. Full Story