Countdown to Finnick

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 19, 2011 11:42:42 April 19, 2011 11:42:42

Ok, so they just announced the District 1 Tributes. Marvel is being played by Jack Quaid, son of Meg Ryan and Dennis Quaid. Some blonde called Leven Rambin I’ve never heard of will be Glimmer. Will you be satisfied when you watch her getting tracker jacked? OMG. I think I will be. Is that mean? And at the same time…I’m TERRIFIED of watching someone getting tracker jacked. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 19, 2011 11:10:36 April 19, 2011 11:10:36

The thing is, I don’t believe it was coke. But I also don’t believe it was white chocolate either (The Superficial)

I never like Beyonce songs the first time I hear them. Then I love them later. Does this mean I’ll grow to love this too? (Dlisted)

Kiki’s super cheesy lion ad (Popeater)

Look her stomach in the third shot. Is it caving in from sucking in? Or does it do that by itself? Oh supermodels… (Hollywood Tuna)

Owen Wilson spending time with baby after partying in Vancouver and Toronto (Pop Sugar)

Now this is who Alexander Skarsgard should be spending more time with (Just Jared)

Charlize Theron doesn’t get enough credit for her bitchface (Popoholic)

I’m gloating. Remember when I said Kristen Stewart was heading back to Vancouver? Well, she did (Celebuzz)

Ummm…does Tom Ford know he’s selling used cars? (Towleroad)

No. Lily Vanderwoodsen says NO (Go Fug Yourself)

Blair’s bad hair day

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 19, 2011 09:49:46 April 19, 2011 09:49:46

Written by Duana At long last, a chance for me to shut up a little. For those who are new to the GG recaps, they involve me talking about these people in Twitspeak. Which is what they would want. GG has been off the air for approximately a year. Full Story

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Is this your Effie?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 19, 2011 08:46:40 April 19, 2011 08:46:40

THR is reporting that Elizabeth Banks is in talks to play Effie Trinket in The Hunger Games. Must discuss this during the liveblog. I can see what they’re going for in the sense that Effie is the ultimate packager from the Capitol. In that spirit, Effie is totally Hollywood. Full Story

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What you can’t unsee

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 19, 2011 08:08:05 April 19, 2011 08:08:05

Before you open up these photos, remember you won’t be able to unsee them. So… proceed carefully. I mean, there’s Jennifer Garner and those goddamn pants, and then there’s Katherine Heigl who spent a lot of time putting this together, on her way to a meeting yesterday, and …well… Here’s what came out. Full Story

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Pride & Prejudice & Zombies & Lars

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 19, 2011 07:41:06 April 19, 2011 07:41:06

Written by Sarah As you know, I love Ryan Gosling. And my favorite Ryan Gosling film is Lars and the Real Girl, which was directed by Craig Gillespie (he also did the upcoming Fright Night remake with Colin Farrell). Full Story

Who’s the idiot keeping her waiting?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 19, 2011 07:22:34 April 19, 2011 07:22:34

Oh I would not want to be the ass picking up Sofia Vergara yesterday in New York. Judging from her face, he’s late. And she looks annoyed. And so f-cking sexy. Look at that little pout. I want her. Sofia is, presumably, in NYC to do a little more work on New Year’s Eve. Before that she’ll be in theatres, or at least her voice will be, this summer in The Smurfs. Full Story

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April 19, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 19, 2011 07:09:14 April 19, 2011 07:09:14

Vancouver! It’s Jeans Day next Thursday! Support BC Children’s Hospital in your denim, encourage everyone at work, and help raise money for the Excellence in Child Health Fund which addresses the Hospital’s most urgent needs including research into childhood illnesses, replacing equipment, and public education initiatives. Full Story

Monday, April 18, 2011

Dear Gossips,

The last time Nicolas Cage made headlines for being drunk and disorderly in public, he was in Romania.

“I’ll die in the name of honour!”

Remember that? Click here for a refresher. Unfortunately, there is no audio from the camera footage of his New Orleans arrest this weekend. Otherwise, I’m sure we would have been treated to another classic. As you may have heard, Cage taunted the cops into arresting him (“Why don’t you just arrest me?”) and I imagine the follow-up line to that was probably something in the spirit of:

“But if they can’t defuse that bomb, that’s on the NOPD, brother. That’s on you. You are a gambling with our future!”

Real life is a movie too, didn’t you know?

Duana, my tv coach, always says you have to watch at least 2 episodes to get the flavour of a new show. So give it one more week for Game of Thrones. Or maybe I don’t have to tell you that, maybe you saw the premiere last night and are in for the ride already. I powered through the first 6 episodes on media screeners this weekend. SO GOOD. It’s worth your investment.

Yours in gossip,


PS. Did you enter the Reveal the Dirt contest yet? $100 in Biore© product plus movies passes. Click here for the details and the first clue. All you have to do is tell me who went up and down on each other a few years ago, as both are curiously in the midst of pregnancy speculation at the same time. Easy, right? Also there’s another chance to win on Wednesday with one of my favourites from the gossip hall of fame. That one, however, won’t be so obvious. Study up!

Cory’s moves

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 18, 2011 14:47:56 April 18, 2011 14:47:56

You know who isn’t young, famous, and mean? He’s young and famous, yes. But the mean part, it’s not Cory Monteith. Cory was at Coachella too (Memo to Cory – but you’re checking your iphone for Canucks updates every few minutes during games, right?) and working some moves on a pretty girl…who seems like a good match, at least in height. Full Story

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Inside 3 months

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 18, 2011 13:44:03 April 18, 2011 13:44:03

Friday was exactly 3 months. Friday was also the day that the DVD for Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1 was released. And Harry Potter also covered the current issue of Entertainment Weekly. I am an Entertainment Weekly subscriber. Sometimes I worry that my magazines will get stolen depending on the cover stories. Full Story