Manslinger’s travelling men

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2010 13:03:01 August 13, 2010 13:03:01

Kate Hudson was photographed going through Heathrow today with son Ryder and her latest piece Matt Bellamy. Manslinger and Matt have been virtually inseparable for weeks, now their togetherness is being extended as Matt heads back on tour with Muse this weekend. This Bellamy fellow, he has a steezy little gait, non? I like him for her, more than any of her slings from before, definitely more than ARod, and Lance, and of course the troubled Wilson, and Justin Timberlake, and. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2010 11:59:05 August 13, 2010 11:59:05

Seriously, enough with the Rihanna linguistics debate. It’s a f-cking tattoo (Dlisted)

Oh. Holy. Jesus. Have you seen Hilary Swank’s body in a bikini??? (The Superficial)

A Chinese David Brent/Michael Scott? I’m not sure my people know how to laugh at that (Popeater)

I really need a summer scarf like Vanessa Hudgens’ (Hollywood Tuna)

Ok this is cute. TOO CUTE. (Just Jared)

Twizzle your TwiHard jizzle (Pop Sugar)

Soccer fans spend a lot of time looking at soccer shorts (Kickette)

Before they locked her away, Lilo pushed her tits together in Maxim (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Katy and her Cali gays (Towleroad)

How Lindsay Lohan is cashing in (Cele|bitchy)

The benefits of the Robsten

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2010 10:33:21 August 13, 2010 10:33:21

Or however you say it. Kristen Stewart is currently filming On the Road in Montreal. Robert Pattinson is now in Montreal to visit her. As such, paps are flocking to Quebec for the Money Shot of them spooning on a bed of violets. They haven’t found a field magical enough to contain them yet but there was a little headleaning affection on set that was immortalised by the camera – click here Full Story

I want to be the producer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2010 10:09:00 August 13, 2010 10:09:00

Matt Lauer tried his best. But The Today Show is too dignified a program for someone like Dina Lohan. He pressed, she lied, and she deflected - the judge is to blame, the judge got fired, the paps suck, the tabloids are wrong, the judge, the judge, the judge. The judge right now should be calling up The Today Show for a rebuttal. Full Story

Halle in Cape Town

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2010 08:29:00 August 13, 2010 08:29:00

Yesterday she made headlines for covering The September Issue. Today she’ s in South Africa working on Dark Tide, a new movie with Olivier Martinez. Can cads be French? Because Martinez is a Cad. Soon enough the rumours will be begin. As for Halle, who is a year older than Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman, well, this just isn’t fair is it? Her skin is flawless. Full Story

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Karl’s summertime amazingness

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2010 07:54:40 August 13, 2010 07:54:40

Every year Karl Lagerfeld summers in St Tropez. Even artistic geniuses need some downtime. But his muse is never far away. Because the artistic genius never takes a break. So here he is, the Karl with Baptiste, going for a stroll on the boulevard, and then, oh just a little swing time, we all need a little swing time, non? After that it was over to the Chanel exhibit where, as noted in this f-cking AMAZING image caption detail: Baptiste does what he does best, models for and inspires Karl Lagerfeld. Full Story

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Chicken Fried – back to the studio!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2010 07:41:34 August 13, 2010 07:41:34

That phrase to me has always been about Bridget Jones. Remember the Lewisham fire station? It’s not the ass shot that kills me, it’s always her recovery, when she thanks the fire chief, commends him on his “excellent fire station”, and then points to the camera: Back to the studio! Goddamn I loved her so much in that role. Full Story

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August 13, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2010 07:18:17 August 13, 2010 07:18:17

To Melanie from Elizabeth: Happy Dirty Thirty boo! We may not be where we thought we’d be at 30, but at least “we made it”, right? Love you SOOOOO much and can’t wait to celebrate with you! (I’ve been asked to include some “Basketball Diaries-era Leo and extra pretty Pattinson” – enjoy!) And for Kristen in NJ who believes her sh-tty year may be the result of an Ebola infection gifted to her by her aunt who gave her an Ebola fragrance which she’s been wearing occasionally… I’m telling you, that sh-t does not f-ck around. Full Story

Thursday, August 12, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Why would anyone go into negotiations with Jennifer Lopez and NOT expect “demanding”? Because if you’re considering Jennifer Lopez as a judge on American Idol, you certainly can’t be doing it for vocal talent, right? And since it’s not a dance show, that’s not a primary consideration either.  Read Full Intro

Rachel & Owen?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 12, 2010 14:28:33 August 12, 2010 14:28:33

Have been receiving emails about this and on Twitter about a report today that Rachel McAdams and Owen Wilson, in Paris working on Midnight in Paris with Woody Allen, are now hooking up. The origin of the story is the UK Sun. Do we still have to talk about this? Aside from the fact that the source, like, sucks, a McAdams Wilson love match seems unlikely, not only because co-stars don’t always just jump into the sack, but because well, Rachel McAdams is rather square compared to the others. Full Story

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Be glib if you want to...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 12, 2010 12:45:00 August 12, 2010 12:45:00

But don’t forget to be tough. He has to be tough. So TMZ reports that Dina Lohan, who can’t stay off camera, will be on The Today Show tomorrow morning for an interview with Matt Lauer to discuss, obviously, Lindsay’s time in jail and how she’s doing in rehab. Full Story