Purple & Hairspray

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 10, 2011 12:30:54 May 10, 2011 12:30:54

Is this some kind of trend? Cheryl Cole introduced herself to America the other day in a pair of ill-fitting purple pants with her hair tricked out for Country Music. Pure Dolly Parton styles. Click here for a refresher. Last night in New York at the Robin Hood Foundation Benefit, Sarah Jessica Parker was also in purple. Full Story

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Keira is eating?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 10, 2011 11:44:58 May 10, 2011 11:44:58

Keira Knightley is in New York promoting Last Night. She visited The Daily Show with Jon Stewart and they apparently talked about the Royal Wedding. I have Stewart PVRd on the regular. Now I can’t wait to go home and watch. You know it’s bad when you even want to hear about the Royal Wedding from other people talking about it. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 10, 2011 11:13:59 May 10, 2011 11:13:59

The paps are f-cking with Robo’s belly? Not to sound like a harpy but we can’t be sniffing around at babies and complaining about unrealistic body image, can we? (The Superficial)

Prince is not an enabler (Dlisted)

Rich ladies aren’t as greedy as one-legged golddiggers (Popeater

Why wasn’t SHE at the Met Gala? She would have brought it at the Met Gala (Hollywood Tuna)

Rachel McAdams has met the daughter! (Pop Sugar)

Shoe makers should just ban Jessica Simpson from wearing their sh-t. She whores down every pair (Just Jared)

I feel like Megan Fox has way more Armani ads than Victoria Beckham ever did (Popoholic)

Country Bitch wears A LOT of makeup to go to hockey games. Is it extra for the playoffs? (Celebuzz)

Little kids kissing in slow motion being analysed by your kids in slow motion (Evil Beet Gossip)

Lauren Graham never changes. It’s so reassuring to me (Go Fug Yourself)

Riggs gets a photoshoot

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 10, 2011 09:46:18 May 10, 2011 09:46:18
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Hilary Frommer/ Splash

It is about f-cking time. What a treat today! New photos of Taylor Kitsch. And hot!This is Taylor at photo shoot in the California desert. Not sure for what publication, but I imagine, given his higher profile these days, with two big budget projects awaiting release (Battleship and John Carter of Mars) and having just booked a leading role in Oliver Stone’s Savages with a high profile cast including Aaron Johnson, Salma Hayek, John Travolta, and Uma Thurman, and oh yeah Blake Lively, Taylor will be appearing in many more magazine spreads ahead. Full Story

Arriving in Cannes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 10, 2011 09:36:00 May 10, 2011 09:36:00

So… A quick travel update: I’m at Heathrow. My flight was delayed over an hour in Vancouver which means I missed my connection to Nice, and now I have to wait 5 hours to get on the next one. Here’s a question if you work for an airline, and I’m not being facetious: Why do you board people on the plane only to hold them there while you fix the mechanical problem? I’m down with spending as much time as you need fixing the mechanical problem, but in this case, the captain said they knew about the mechanical problem when the aircraft arrived in Vancouver earlier that day. Full Story

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LaLa’s Godfather?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 10, 2011 09:04:31 May 10, 2011 09:04:31

The Beckhams were invited to the Wedding of the Century. Naturally, the British tabloids have been quick to hop on their acquaintanceship-relationship, eager to manufacture some kind of bullsh-t headline that might move a few extra thousand copies or generate a few extra page views. As a traffic whore myself, I’m down with generating page views, but putting a story out there about the Future King of England being the godfather to the Beckhams incoming girl-child seems a bit of a stretch, non? According to a source for The Mirror Full Story

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Rachel McAdams: ELLE & Cannes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 10, 2011 08:49:53 May 10, 2011 08:49:53

Rachel McAdams is expected be on the carpet at the Palais in Cannes tomorrow night to open the film festival with Midnight in Paris. Timed for the occasion is her new cover for ELLE, adorable and fresh in leather pants on the front, and sexy, sultry, and maybe a little suggestively horny on the inside page. Full Story

Thor brings the hammer down

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 10, 2011 08:30:58 May 10, 2011 08:30:58

Written by Sarah This is my third draft of this review. I’m having a hard time pinning down my opinion on Thor. So instead of a fifteen-hundred word coherent review, here are my incoherent notes from when I saw the movie over the weekend, including punctuation and doodles, where applicable. Full Story

The Princess Bride

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 10, 2011 07:44:58 May 10, 2011 07:44:58

Written by Duana Rounding the corner on another season of GG (this isn’t the finale, but I’m ready for it to end) and I have to say, it feels like a limp to a close – no? Thanks as always for all your emails – Lainey sends them all along – and to those who said I should have addressed more of Chuck’s aggressive, possessive behaviour last week, I hear you. Full Story

Back in Sweden

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 10, 2011 07:07:50 May 10, 2011 07:07:50

People who make movies can do amazing things. This was the scene in Stockholm, Sweden on Friday where David Fincher was back on location shooting The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo For America. They had to spray the streets with…whatever it is they use…to make it look like snow. To me it looks like snow. Full Story

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May 10, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 10, 2011 06:44:38 May 10, 2011 06:44:38

To Karen with love from Jacky – I hear it might be a little rough next week and you could use some Viggo? Here’s Viggo at a benefit in support of Habitat for Humanity in Chile in New York in March. And Jacky wanted some Sean Bean too. Here he is at the Game of Thrones panel at the HBO Winter TCA press tour in January. Full Story