An open letter to Ben Affleck

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 20, 2010 09:08:27 September 20, 2010 09:08:27

Written by Sarah Dear Ben Affleck: I know that it has not always been easy between us. I have often been critical and harsh toward you and your movies. I realize that the time I called you “Matt Damon’s biggest mole” was probably hurtful to you, and I apologize for that. Full Story

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Family time with the Italian Queen

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 20, 2010 08:24:13 September 20, 2010 08:24:13

This bitch is remarkable. To have achieved all she has – the official outings, the television jobs, the money and the access, and now the most impressive accomplishment so far: George Clooney allowing himself to be photographed with her parents on holiday in Sardinia, almost a declaration, if you will, that he will do this for her, that she is worth it for him, that the world’s most eligible, and hitherto eternal, bachelor has finally been claimed. Full Story

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Bad hair and sh-tty posing with Jonas thighs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 20, 2010 07:53:58 September 20, 2010 07:53:58

If you told me yesterday I’d be able to write about my #1 and #2 on the same day, I would have never predicted that my reaction would be as it is: decidedly disappointed. This is my problem: I am too objective sometimes when it comes to quiveration. I lack the loyalty required to be a true fan. Full Story

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Colin Firth: people’s choice

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 20, 2010 06:56:00 September 20, 2010 06:56:00

Well of course he is. TIFF closed this weekend and The King’s Speech won the festival’s People’s Choice Award. You know what else won the People’s Choice Award? Slumdog Millionaire two years ago and Precious in 2009. There is no doubt – Colin Firth is headed back to the Oscars. Full Story

Vancouver Inception + Reese’s boys

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 20, 2010 06:49:37 September 20, 2010 06:49:37

Leonardo DiCaprio was in Vancouver this weekend to check up on the Red Riding Hood film and attend the wrap party. Bar Rafaeli was with him, as was his mother, although when they were departing at the airport, to avoid being photographed, he had Bar go through a different entrance. While in town, Leo also hooked up with Tom Hardy, his co-star from Inception. Full Story

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I know you’re looking where I’m looking

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 20, 2010 06:21:00 September 20, 2010 06:21:00

At his ass crack, right? Don’t lie. I know. This is Jakey G. Taking his underwear off in a new promotional poster for Love & Other Drugs. To be honest, it’s a little, um, base for my preference. A questionable tactic in selling the film, because if the film is as strong as they say it is, I don’t, frankly, have to be enticed by Jake Gyllenhaal slipping off his boxers. Full Story

September 20, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 20, 2010 06:15:49 September 20, 2010 06:15:49

Estella! We’ve been together a long, long, LONG ass time. Happy 32nd Birthday. I’m happy that you’ve never been happier. I’m happy about the engagement, the little girl, and...What? DID I JUST READ? February??? Holy f-ck, CONGRATULATIONS!!!!! Am thrilled for you so hard. And Marcus would be thrilled for you too if not for his attitude problem. Full Story

Friday, September 17, 2010

Dear Gossips,

The Judy Juice was delivered yesterday, see? The Chinese Squawking Chicken leaves it on the desk – which is not usually so neat – after poking through my sh-t. And there’s always a follow up phone call after she breaks into my room.  Read Full Intro

Robo Fashion Week Bridesmaid

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 17, 2010 13:03:10 September 17, 2010 13:03:10

She hit up the Calvin Klein show in New York last night in a nice white taupey waist slimming short sleeved cocktail. For the VIP dinner afterwards however it was a strapless bridesmaid dress that, um, cuts her legs off at the wrong spot. Katie Holmes’s date for the occasion was her “design” partner Jeanne Yang. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 17, 2010 12:14:45 September 17, 2010 12:14:45

Hi Gossips. Tingles Jacek edition today as Lainey’s tied up in shoots at the moment. More Lainey coming up until we sign off for the weekend. – Jacek

Could two sisters get ass implants? They’ve got to be real (Dlisted)

Who enjoyed this more, Lambert or the Pap? (The Superficial)

Gaga gets political (Popeater)

I suppose someone will tell me that this unflattering outfit is fashionable too? (Hollywood Tuna)

Emma Stone to host SNL. How can you not like this chick? (Just Jared)

Horrible accident: Gwen Stefani got stuffed in a kaleidoscope shredder (Pop Sugar)

No ring on Britney (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Penelope Jr. makes a hot appearance (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Miley hates paps…sometimes…but not really. And not on Fridays (Celebuzz)

I think the rabbits would have preferred the snakes (Cele|bitchy)