December 2, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 2, 2010 06:06:09 December 2, 2010 06:06:09

For Kim L who is missing Virginia – I can’t tell you how sorry I am to hear it, and while nothing, nothing can make up for your loss, a reader from far away in Nairobi just sent me this classic video last night, and I have to believe it was a sign. Big hug. “Karen” – I’m squeezing out a little more magic for you for the interview. Full Story

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Dear Gossips,

"I am an actor who believes film is the director's medium. And I got along so well with Ang Lee [on Brokeback Mountain] because I showed up and said, 'What color do you need me to be today in your painting?' I was so happy to serve him and his story and his vision, so I would just do anything he told me to do.  Read Full Intro

Junkie accessories

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 1, 2010 13:15:31 December 1, 2010 13:15:31

People love throwing money away. It’s the only explanation. This is Pete Doherty today in London at a photo call to promote his own line of jewellery. Yes. Him. Jewellery. The collection is called Albion Trinketry. He collaborated with jeweller Hannah Martin. The inspiration was old time men and pocket watches and their Sunday best. Full Story

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(RED) for December 1

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 1, 2010 12:30:17 December 1, 2010 12:30:17

Today is World Aids Day. Sienna Miller was in London to turn The London Eye (RED) – the goal is an AIDS Free Generation by 2015. There are more than 80 iconic landmarks around the world that will be (RED) today to promote awareness. As you can see, Sienna has accessorised in (RED) accordingly. I know there’s an easy joke in here about her but I don’t want to go there for this post. Full Story

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Bless the snow

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 1, 2010 11:56:56 December 1, 2010 11:56:56

It snowed in Paris today. Angelina Jolie took one of the Holy Twins to sanctify the snow. Don’t ask me which one this is. The photo agency said it was the Chosen One. At least I know enough that it’s not her. But distinguishing between the two heavenly J-Pitts requires an interest that I simply don’t possess. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 1, 2010 11:14:40 December 1, 2010 11:14:40

All Asians look the same to beauty queens (Dlisted)

Russell Brand cockblocked John Mayer! (The Superficial)

WTF? Kim Kardashian > Kate Middleton??? (Popeater)

Mila Kunis goes full length (Hollywood Tuna)

Kate Winslet supports Blue Valentine (Pop Sugar)

Do you like how Diane Kruger has styled her hair? (Just Jared)

Kylie puts her hands up for kids (Towleroad)

The GMD and Katie share foundation and blush? (Cele|bitchy)

Gisele changes in the back of a van. Can you imagine Mimi doing this? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

See? This will complete her shame (Celebuzz)

No Olivier, No Oprah... yet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 1, 2010 10:15:00 December 1, 2010 10:15:00

Halle Berry did not work the carpet last night at the Frankie & Alice LA premiere with Olivier Martinez. This is now serious campaign season. And as previously reported, Halle has been hustling for one, hard, accelerating the release schedule for eligibility and enthusiastically working the circuit. Full Story

Porny plays the Doctor Game & Sailor Suits

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 1, 2010 09:15:45 December 1, 2010 09:15:45

My Porny Simpson’s engagement was the top story for, oh, maybe 5 minutes. Then Prince William came along and shot her ass off the front page. Swifty and Jakey kept her off too. Now the Brange is dominating the spotlight to sell their new projects... So what does a Porny do? Well, she has to fight for scraps, take whatever she can, talk to whoever will listen. Full Story

Approve

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 1, 2010 08:30:42 December 1, 2010 08:30:42

Leighton Meester presented with Anthony Mackie at the Gothams the other night. As mentioned many times already, I love Anthony Mackie. He’s hot. And Leighton would do well to trade up. Page Six mentioned that the two were rather flirty that night, “pinching each other” up on stage, and he had his arm around her waist at their table. Full Story

Woah!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 1, 2010 07:15:29 December 1, 2010 07:15:29

Check out the new cover of Us Weekly. This is the first front on, clear shot of Swifty and Jakey together since they’ve been together, held back by the photo agency for maximum value... and it looks like the right move too – a cover photo can command upwards of $25K, if it’s the right one. Full Story