Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Dear Gossips,

There’s a rumour floating around (thanks Liane!) that Gwyneth Paltrow very recently taped an episode of The Marriage Ref with Jerry Seinfeld. Well of course she did. They’re all, like, Hamptons friends. She has them over for steamed cod.  Read Full Intro

I used to think it was her...

April 13, 2010 14:46:13 Posted at April 13, 2010 14:46:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Elsa Pataky I mean. With the fake castle and the closed-eye posing in Hello Magazine, I thought it was her cheese and not his. For a long time those voices in my head whispered – what if it’s actually HIM? My mother always says: You face to the truth! I face to the truth and the truth is: Adrien might be Dunhill on the outside, but he’s totally Ed Hardy on the inside. Full Story

View All 11 Photos

Jay-Z’s BitchFace

April 13, 2010 13:43:59 Posted at April 13, 2010 13:43:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He was leaving dinner last night in New York when some dude tried to offer him candy. The look on Jay’s face makes my life. This man was an official salesman so I guess it’s not so bad but it reminds me of a time when I was at a junket and some fans (adults) were waiting outside the hotel for, I don’t know, Colin Firth to arrive or something, and they had baked goods with them that they brought from home that they brought for him as a gift. Full Story

Jakey wants to be on the 5

April 13, 2010 13:00:16 Posted at April 13, 2010 13:00:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Lately he really does. Totally campaigning for it. Jake Gyllenhaal is on the cover of the new GQ just in time for Prince of Persia and while I don’t love the cover shot they chose because it makes his head look way too big, the photos inside are really, really cute. Not hot, but cute. Not look at me I’m so pretty with my mouth open Robert Pattison styles but goofy and silly and dorky and it totally makes up for the pants which, if I’m honest, even with a stylist, still aren’t fitting just right. Full Story

SNL cuties

April 13, 2010 12:20:52 Posted at April 13, 2010 12:20:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It was an Evening with Saturday Night Live last night in New York. Cast members and Lorne Michaels spoke at the event presented by The Academy of Television Arts & Sciences. I think I’ve already mentioned a few times, many times, my crush on Seth Meyers. He looked extra adorable. Like a cute waiter. Full Story

View All 12 Photos

Jolie Depp sex games

April 13, 2010 11:10:03 Posted at April 13, 2010 11:10:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What? Of course not. But if were a writer at In Touch/Life & Style/Star/OK Magazine this would be the headline accompanying these photos. And the article below: Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie continue to shoot their new thriller The Tourist in Italy. This is a scene in which Depp appears to be handcuffed to a boat while a hooded, mysterious, and scheming Jolie watches nearby. Full Story

View All 9 Photos

Will ... is hot

April 13, 2010 10:55:07 Posted at April 13, 2010 10:55:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

F-ck I miss Arrested Development. Dancing with the Has-been Sh-ts keeps coming back, season after season, and one of the funniest shows on television EVER gets canned after 3 years. What’s the problem??? Too much dumbassness is the problem. Maybe it’s because of his characters. After all you’d have to be a sadist to be attracted to Gob, but Will Arnett as Will Arnett only, well, he’s hot, non? Check him out arriving in Vancouver yesterday to begin shooting a new pilot. Full Story

View All 8 Photos

Smutty Tingles

April 13, 2010 10:45:24 Posted at April 13, 2010 10:45:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Scabby is BROKE ASS. Again! (Popeater)

SJP shows the MiniVan how real she really is (Dlisted)

The latest AssTalker – and WHY?!?!?! (The Superficial)

If you’re dating Leonardo DiCaprio, WHY pose like this??? (Hollywood Tuna)

Reese’s bitchface is STILL missing (Pop Sugar)

Gaga takes no sex to Japan (Just Jared)

There will be no 9th gay wedding (Towleroad)

Chicken Fried untouched and scarred (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Chace Crawford won’t dance (E! Online)

Jennifer Lopez’s gay gush is her best interview. Really. (Cele|bitchy)

Big Love Pant-Off

April 13, 2010 09:24:00 Posted at April 13, 2010 09:24:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ginnifer Goodwin and Chloe Sevigny attended The Met premiere of Armida at Lincoln Centre last night both in black pants. I wish Ginnifer’s were a little longer. Who wins the Big Love Pant-Off? Goodwin, as noted yesterday, has signed on to work with Kate Hudson and Colin Farrell, among others, in the film adaptation of Something Borrowed. Full Story

View All 12 Photos

Josh & Diane at the Genies

April 13, 2010 08:55:57 Posted at April 13, 2010 08:55:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Genie Awards, Canada’s film honours, took place in Toronto last night. Joshua Jackson brought Diane Kruger. And she watched him win Best Actor for his work in One Week. Diane was super cute about it too, they were hugging and kissing all night, very much together, in love and in dress. Matching. Full Story

Dipping his feet

April 13, 2010 08:46:39 Posted at April 13, 2010 08:46:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Is that what he’s doing? Joaquin Phoenix showed up last night at “guerrilla artist” Banksy’s Exit Through the Gift Shop premiere in LA. Remember when Brange bought a Banksy for $2 million? Joaquin seems to be re-emerging slowly and clean-shaven, almost sane-looking. Almost. Last month he also hit up Elton John’s Oscar party, not exactly his kind of joint. Full Story

View All 13 Photos