June 23, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 23, 2010 07:05:59 June 23, 2010 07:05:59

Congratulations Kev on graduating top of class! Mom is very proud and Jacek is very jealous about that job at EA. Good luck! And for Simone on your best day ever – am thrilled we can celebrate together at S.M.U.T.! You worked hard, you deserve it, congratulations!  Full Story

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Dear Gossips,

It was very hard to work while the Spaniards were playing yesterday. How f-cking hot is that team? Let me add my voice to the millions who have already noted that Fernando Torres’s major hair improvement is an instant shot of quiver that, on certain angles, in the right light, can even rival Iker’s.  Read Full Intro

Almost Canadian

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 22, 2010 16:32:46 June 22, 2010 16:32:46

Hilary Duff is engaged to one. And she’s training with him with another. Here she is with fiancé Mike Comrie and Harley Pasternak, both Canadian, after a workout today. Looks great. Really really tight legs, not too thin, not too thick, perfect. Harley trained me for segment recently on etalk. Full Story

George in Italy and cussing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 22, 2010 13:16:26 June 22, 2010 13:16:26

But not at the same time. George Clooney was photographed in Italy today for reshoots on The American today. It’s like he heard me calling. Because I wanted to post the video below of him cussing at the Spike Penis Awards a few weeks ago but didn’t have photos to go along with it, and now here he is, new photos just in time to blog. Full Story

Eminem loves Lainey

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 22, 2010 12:15:07 June 22, 2010 12:15:07

Not me. Too bad. But he does love Lainey, his daughter. He has three daughters, Haili, Whitney, and Lainey. Whitney and Lainey were adopted and not much more is known about this because Em keeps his sh-t tight. So while we will never hold hands, at the very least I know he loves my name. In a sick way, this is good enough. Full Story

CheapAssNess

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 22, 2010 11:34:47 June 22, 2010 11:34:47

Tori Spelling says that everybody hates her from 90210. No doubt. But more people probably hate this other bitch who has virtually alienated all of her former costars and is widely known to be a pain in the ass but for some reason enjoys a popularity and a paycheque usually reserved for much more accomplished actors. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 22, 2010 11:02:03 June 22, 2010 11:02:03

Lilo to profit from her Scram. A Lohan always finds a way. (The Superficial)

This >>>>>> Nicole Kidman. ALL F-CKING YEAR. (Dlisted)

The townsfolk speak up for Sandy B! (Popeater)

Juicy ass in skinny white jeans (Hollywood Tuna)

Oh no. The Bieber freaks are now plotting to assassinate Harry Potter (Just Jared)

Ian Somerhalder managed to tame that dumb hair just a little for charity (Pop Sugar)

Wish I was there: when Lady Gag met Morrissey (Towleroad

Megan Fox’s tiny tiny ass (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Liz Hurley puts the girls out (Popoholic)

Rossum is taking her Rossum to a new level. Look at this, then stab yourself (Go Fug Yourself)

Wonky eyes and glasses

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 22, 2010 09:14:53 June 22, 2010 09:14:53

As noted by Jacek, I have a wonk eye too. And there’s nothing subtle about it, also more noticeable when I wear glasses. Wish I could wear glasses all the time, but it’s simply not practical. Duana had the laser surgery a few years ago and it changed her life. Full Story

Young, hot and English

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 22, 2010 09:07:14 June 22, 2010 09:07:14

Written by Sarah Lainey likes ’em young, but I usually don’t. I like my men just that way—men, not boys. Give me big and strapping dudes on motorcycles or running with their dogs, not pale and willowy elves frolicking through the park with their hair swept forward. Full Story

Salma on her ranch and her snakes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 22, 2010 08:15:00 June 22, 2010 08:15:00

It was the most wonderfully awkward interview. Dave does that thing he’s so good at doing – he mocks her but also adores her, and he doesn’t understand her, but he really isn’t trying either, and as a result, her amazingness was allowed to flourish for us all. This is good tv. Full Story

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