Tilda, Coco, and Kevin

January 26, 2010 07:41:34 Posted at January 26, 2010 07:41:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Tilda Swinton is at Sundance promoting I Am Love. She is Woman. She is Best. She is Coco. As you know, during his final monologue on The Tonight Show, Conan O’Brien joked that Tilda would play him on the HBO movie about the late night wars. When asked about this during the junket, Tilda said she was game Full Story

Monday, January 25, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Let’s get drunk with Betty White. Don’t you want to party with Betty White? Didn’t you wish so badly for Betty White to smack the motherf-cking sh-t out of Drew Barrymore at the SAGs? Betty White knows how to accept an award.  Read Full Intro

Now that’s a coat

January 25, 2010 16:30:14 Posted at January 25, 2010 16:30:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s Burberry, of course it is. The new Burberry is not for my mother. She has a lot to say about this. She’s has two Burberry trenchcoats, a navy long one that’s 20 years old, and a shorter khaki about 15 years old, both in perfect condition. It was great quality. Or, as she says it, “goot colly”, translation: good quality. Full Story

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Can’t look too long

January 25, 2010 14:42:17 Posted at January 25, 2010 14:42:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I have been very productive today. Over 20 articles posted, 6,000 words, a few more items to cover...so I’ve avoided looking at photos of Ryan Gosling at Sundance. Because I can’t. I cannot physically hold my sh-t together if I spend too much time with him. It HURTS. In a sick, twisted way, he is so hot, and so sex, and so MORE than the Freebie 5, it hurts. Full Story

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Porny diaper jeans

January 25, 2010 11:44:06 Posted at January 25, 2010 11:44:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last week it was announced that my Porny would launch her own denim line, Jessica Simpson Jeans, or something. This decision was met with ... mild horror. Porny has a terrible jeans track record. Full Story

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Right on time

January 25, 2010 11:02:55 Posted at January 25, 2010 11:02:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Do you remember Black Box? OMG. For weeks and weeks after the song came out, I thought it was “Right on Time” which is why every time I use the phrase “Right on Time”, I can hear it... Got to get up, got to get up, got to get up Got to get up, got to get up, got to get up Of course later on, a friend of mine gently corrected me that it was “Ride on Time” but still, the wrong title always stuck. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

January 25, 2010 10:57:18 Posted at January 25, 2010 10:57:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There’s finally something to like about that JailBait (Dlisted)

Look at your flaws. Now LOVE your flaws. Because they canNOT be as flawed as THIS. (The Superficial)

Lindsay Lohan crack posing in a changeroom (Hollywood Tuna)

Kiki found a new musician (Just Jared)

What is Chicken Fried Britney wearing to the park??? (Pop Sugar)

Scarlett Johannson > Julia Roberts (Cele|bitchy)

Vampire Bill and his lady listen to the night music (INO)

Swimwear for supermodel genetic freaks (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Channing Tatum officially launches bid to become Ryan Gosling. Bitch, please. (ASL)

So… Haiti gets $10K but his kid gets a quarter million??? (Popeater)

Drilling for Brange

January 25, 2010 09:46:00 Posted at January 25, 2010 09:46:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As I noted on Twitter yesterday, the tabloid approach to a potential Brange split is like drilling for oil. They keep at it. Because if they do manage to find a new pool, it’s a limitless resource that will keep selling and selling and selling and selling. There are a few of you who complain about being bored on the Brange but, by and large, they remain the most compelling couple in Hollywood and proof of this is in the reaction. Full Story

Jennifer Aniston picks another loser

January 25, 2010 07:28:37 Posted at January 25, 2010 07:28:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Spittle Gerard Butler clearly can’t follow instruction. All he has to do is pretend to be dating Jennifer Aniston until after their movie comes out. It’s only 2 months. But 2 months is too long. Especially for a pig like Gerry. Gerry likes to paw at people randomly. And he did so this weekend in Venice Beach. Full Story

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