When Adele became Sasha

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 14, 2011 14:35:38 April 14, 2011 14:35:38

Love it so much that Adele is on the cover of the new Rolling Stone. But then they decided to mess with her face. I mean… there’s some contouring happening, right? Tina Fey had a great answer for this in Bossypants. I don’t have it with me this minute so I can’t excerpt it for you here but she was basically like, whatever, I pose for them, and then they go off and do whatever it is that they do, and everybody knows it anyway, it’s like we’re all experts at identifying photoshop and nobody actually believes I look like that so it just makes the magazine look stupid. Full Story

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Groceries for her man

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 14, 2011 12:15:00 April 14, 2011 12:15:00

Scarlett Johansson was photographed at the grocery yesterday picking up a few things to take back home. Home, of course, as we learned yesterday is at Sean Penn’s in Malibu. Wicked leather jacket, non? Wouldn’t it be great if Ryan Reynolds hooked up with Robin Wright? Highly unlikely but with an ego like Sean’s, and given how he reacted to Robin’s ex Greg Shapiro at the Oscars a couple of years ago – click here Full Story

Manscaping, Vegan Bags, and Summer Shorts

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 14, 2011 11:55:23 April 14, 2011 11:55:23

Written by Sasha After a random hook-up the other night, I was told post-coital - "I love that you're hairy!" I took it as an insult. I'm lazy, winter's almost over, and I haven't had a chance to "manscape" yet slash it's one of my least favourite things to do and I'm a low maintenance gay. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 14, 2011 10:52:48 April 14, 2011 10:52:48

Jennifer Lawrence in GQ: pervy or just the right amount of sexy? (The Superficial)

Reese Witherspoon and Robert Pattinson don’t look like they have much chemistry in their trailer. And this kills the quiver even more (Dlisted)

Glee will soon tell us that Friday comes before Saturday (Popeater)

Oh look, Kate Bosworth doesn’t have to cover her nipples anymore from those horrible, horrible paps (Hollywood Tuna)

Courteney Cox gives a MUCH better interview than Jennifer Aniston (Pop Sugar)

She can walk right into Balenciaga and pick and choose. But for some reason Salma Hayek is making a movie with Kevin James??? (Just Jared)

Anne Hathaway’s legs on Ellen (Popoholic)

That looks like a really complicated dress to put on (Celebuzz)

Amanda Seyfried explains what it’s like to be a movie actress (The Blemish)

I thought upper class girls were supposed to have taste (Go Fug Yourself)


Porny and the First Lady

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 14, 2011 09:46:15 April 14, 2011 09:46:15

Jessica Simpson was in Denver last night performing for military families at Coors Field. The First Lady Michelle Obama invited Porny to join the event, one of many that Mrs Obama and Dr Jill Biden are hosting across the country saluting US service personnel. How much do you love that Jessica’s the supposed Hollywood celebrity and both the First Lady and Dr Biden are better dressed than she is? In fairness to Porny though, what she chose for this occasion is appropriate and proportionate. Full Story

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You’re No Tami Taylor

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 14, 2011 08:56:17 April 14, 2011 08:56:17

Written by Duana There comes a time in every TV program’s life where, despite your crossing your fingers, they do the thing that you wish they hadn’t. They betray you in a way that is painful, and hurts, because you keep hoping they’re tricking you, and going to a place that you weren’t fully sure you knew of. Full Story

No wife, no running & more from G’s dinner!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 14, 2011 08:01:00 April 14, 2011 08:01:00

Chris Martin was the surprise guests at a benefit held at a pub in London last night. Just 48 hours earlier, he was in New York running from paparazzi after his wife Gwyneth Paltrow hosted a dinner party for her famous friends featuring a few recipes from her upcoming cookbook. SO MUCH MORE on that dinner party later. Full Story

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The Brange backstage

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 14, 2011 07:37:31 April 14, 2011 07:37:31

Last night was date night for the Brange in LA as they attended the opening night performance of God of Carnage. Culture! Brad, as you can see, is still working his greaser gangster vibe. Angelina on the other hand, well, she looks like sh-t. Clammy in the face, dark circles under the eyes, not helped by the smudged eyeliner, almost like she has the flu. Full Story

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Lindsay LOHAN: role-stalking Blake Lively

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 14, 2011 07:03:13 April 14, 2011 07:03:13

There was a ridiculously funny story that appeared in Page Six today about Lindsay Lohan and the sh-t she’s peddling right now. As you know, Lohan is supposed to play Victoria Gotti in the Gotti biopic. The only reason she’s getting that job is because her family and the Gottis are tight. Full Story

April 14, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 14, 2011 06:49:04 April 14, 2011 06:49:04

To my friend Lisa S! Happy Birthday! And maybe it be the best, best day, even though a Becks sighting isn’t likely since last night he played where I am in Toronto. Actually… he might be on a plane back to you now! Miss you, hope to hang out some more this summer. And for Maria from Ivan – congratulations on the awesome new job that you’ll always associate with the new Britney Spears video. Full Story

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Remember when Ricky Gervais was vilified for how he hosted the Golden Globes and everyone got all sensitive and sanctimonious because, like, celebrities can’t take a goddamn joke? Then James Franco came along and bungled the Oscars and, well, it sort of put everything in perspective, non?

Anyway, Ricky went on Letterman the other day and they addressed some of his jokes, and the pussy ass reaction he received from the Hollywood people. Click here to see. Oh and by the way, he’s working with Johnny Depp now. So, you know, I think a lot of them pretended to be more offended than they actually were. That’s how it works over there. You can’t openly say you hate your co-star, but you’re not exactly sad when someone else calls them out on their hypocrisies. This, too, is what the internet is for.

Am back in Toronto now. Blogging all day, regular schedule. And no more burning of the ass. Benefits of quick-recovering Asian skin! That is, as mentioned too many times already, until we’re 60 at which point it all goes to sh-t. You’ve seen this right? Click here. So f-cking true.

Yours in gossip,