Maybe not in photos?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 24, 2010 08:53:25 June 24, 2010 08:53:25

I wonder if these pants look better in person than in photos. The camera widens. It’s horribly inhumane. And unforgiving. And our Porny, she has so little margin for error. I know because I am the same. I have short stubby legs and wide shoulders. So maybe these pants looked great in person. Maybe in person they don’t give her the stumps. Full Story

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Robo’s expensive sh-t

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 24, 2010 08:14:00 June 24, 2010 08:14:00

I am, like you, still flummoxed that Katie Holmes can sell her clothes at Maxfield. And that fashion magazines have stitched themselves inside her ass praising the designs...what? Elle. Just did a profile on Holmes & Yang, the label, with a cost listing on several items. The price point is absurdly super luxe. Full Story

JGL + Devon Aoki

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 24, 2010 07:44:18 June 24, 2010 07:44:18

A lot of people think she’s weird looking. I think she’s amazing looking. SO exquisitely beautiful. And she’s now reportedly dating Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Both Devon Aoki and JGL were at the Bing party earlier this week in LA and Page Six Full Story

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GOOP & Madge & Posh

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 24, 2010 07:24:09 June 24, 2010 07:24:09

In April reports surfaced that Gwyneth Paltrow and Madonna had broken up. Again a couple of weeks ago, Us Magazine posted an exclusive that G was jealous of M and that the two are no longer friends. Both times I noted that this was not possible. As you know, I know my G. Full Story

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Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Dear Gossips,

The world tried to make me care about two f-cking Bachelor people I’ve barely heard of yesterday. And while the easy solution is to blame the media, the media is only responding to The People. The People make that sh-t popular.  Read Full Intro

The Ashley Greene Standard of Comedy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 23, 2010 13:38:26 June 23, 2010 13:38:26

Oh...she just keeps giving. SO much material. And we have ourselves another over-reacher. Ashley Greene is currently promoting herself while promoting Eclipse. And she’s sharing with us her career plans. Apparently she reckons she has the goods to become a comedian. Who? Ashley Greene. From Twilight. Full Story

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Jakey will calm you

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 23, 2010 12:09:52 June 23, 2010 12:09:52

There was a quake today measuring 5.5 in Central Canada affecting parts of Ontario and Quebec and some northern areas of the US. The earth is so mad as us right now. Really, really mad. Just received this email from Natasha W: Lainey,I am a long time reader. I just survived a 5.5 earthquake and feel like nervous cat right now. Full Story

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The Best

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 23, 2010 11:44:59 June 23, 2010 11:44:59

Sandra Bullock. There’s no other way to say it. Sandy was a surprise guest last night at the Nashville benefit concert to raise money for flood victims, with a guitar strapped around her, teasing that she was about to perform before introducing Faith Hill who spearheaded the effort with a very exhausted looking Tim McGraw. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 23, 2010 11:02:24 June 23, 2010 11:02:24

The lie of the day from Lindsay Lohan (Dlisted)

Best Chicken Fried Headline of the Week (The Superficial)

Johnny Depp and his kids in Hawaii (Pop Sugar)

In defence of Megan Fox (Popeater)

It’s rare when I don’t like a Rihanna outfit. But this just makes her tits look sh-t (Hollywood Tuna)

Pinto and Franco (Just Jared)

Katy Perry’s injury (The Blemish)

Adriana Lima V topless (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

I really can’t picture Lea Michele getting rocked in a trailer (The FAB Life)

Size 2 plays a prostitute. But only for a tv movie. (Cele|bitchy)

Summer in Europe

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 23, 2010 09:16:04 June 23, 2010 09:16:04

For Cory Monteith it’s not a bad way to spend the summer after a life changing year so far. Cory is currently in Monte Carlo shooting a movie called Monte Carlo in Paris with Leighton Meester and Selena Gomez said to be a romantic comedy about a girls’ trip gone awry, expected to open in time for Valentine’s Day in 2011. Full Story

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