Geeking out over the twins

April 8, 2010 12:56:00 Posted at April 8, 2010 12:56:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I am. Every day my sadistic friend Laura has been torturing me with her emails. Laura is in Toronto. Which is in Ontario. Where the Ontario Science Centre is. And opening tomorrow, at the Ontario Science Centre, is the Harry Potter Exhibition. Chris Fisher, another producer at etalk, went to cover the exhibit for the show and brought her back some goodies. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

April 8, 2010 12:32:00 Posted at April 8, 2010 12:32:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Lindsay Lohan really needs to stop modelling her own clothes (The Superficial)

Hot Harry on a Horse hobbles the old ladies (Dlisted)

Tiger’s Nike ad reimagined – AMAZING (Popeater)

Oh look. What a surprise. Scabby is traaassshed (Hollywood Tuna)

A reader called Joanne told me Alexander Skarsgard looks like Dwight Schrute. Now I can’t see him the same way ever again (Just Jared)

Robert Pattinson really needs to hire a better costume designer (Pop Sugar)

Rihanna confirms her BF (Hollywood Life)

Ebola’s straw hair frames her tits (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Megan Fox gets the early (Popoholic)

The Fug Girls and I are fighting over Ashlee Simpson. Because I think this looks cute (Go Fug Yourself)

From one extreme to the other

April 8, 2010 11:01:12 Posted at April 8, 2010 11:01:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As noted earlier this week, that Grazia report about George Clooney giving up the Italian Queen was totally full of sh-t. She made him issue an immediate denial and then she showed up on set in Hawaii to hold his hand. Am I the only one who is amused that they eat at craft? It’s like they’re real people who can handle real food! So no, not breaking up, not splitting. Full Story

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She says her face is her own

April 8, 2010 10:25:19 Posted at April 8, 2010 10:25:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Demi Moore is talking about her body but not her face in the new issue of UK Elle. Now 47 and looking, really, better than ever, Demi claims that she’s finally happy with her body because she finally stopped caring. She was fixated on fitness at one point but now... get ready for it... ugh... She’s “let go”. Full Story

Glee Oprah Vogue

April 8, 2010 09:42:00 Posted at April 8, 2010 09:42:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I was at an event a while ago talking to an “Oh I Know” girl, you know that girl? She knows everything. Everything is an Oh I Know. This is the best place to buy cheese – Oh I Know. I love this song – Oh I Know. I can’t find an affordable townhouse – Oh I Know. Few things in life are as annoying as the Oh I Know girl. Full Story

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Carrie vs Jakey

April 8, 2010 08:37:01 Posted at April 8, 2010 08:37:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sarah Jessica Parker has been awfully visible lately. Maybe because of the weather. It’s warm and sunny in New York and she’s walking her kid to school with a twin attached to her chest as the paps pap away. Last night SJP turned up to support Bravo’s Work of Art: The Next Great Artist, a show she is co-producing. Full Story

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She says she didn’t cheat...

April 8, 2010 07:51:29 Posted at April 8, 2010 07:51:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

But no one believes her. When I saw them together last month at the Chateau Marmont, he did seem really into her. They make a disgustingly attractive couple. And although they keep f-cking around with her makeup and her hair and her clothes on Gossip Girl, Jessica is GORGEOUS. But according to Page Six Full Story

Cherry-Pick a Prize with sweetspot.ca

April 8, 2010 07:42:00 Posted at April 8, 2010 07:42:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sam & The Fringe go to Japan

April 8, 2010 07:26:11 Posted at April 8, 2010 07:26:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sam Worthington was in Tokyo today at the premiere of Clash of the Titans. He brought along his girlfriend and “stylist” Natalie Mark. I call her The Fringe. Obviously. On this auspicious occasion The Fringe used her “stylist” sensibilities to dress herself in a short dress and tights, similar to the Chanel tights I coveted that were all the rage. Full Story

April 8, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

April 8, 2010 07:11:17 Posted at April 8, 2010 07:11:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy 30th Birthday Katherine with love from your sister Eli! To Donna – per your request through a rough go, file photos of James McAvoy are attached. This will pass. Promise. To Cathy (a.k.a Bunny from Cardston) – Happy 2000 & Men Birthday in the Dominican all the way from her girls Trena, Sharon, and Shannon in Calgary! And for Jamie – so sorry for your loss. Full Story

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Was at a screening of Date Night last night and several trailers were screened. I love trailers. Sometimes I love movie trailers more than the movies themselves. I especially love trailers on a huge screen, even if I’ve already seen them.  Read Full Intro