Weekly Live Blog - Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 23, 2010 11:43:00 November 23, 2010 11:43:00

Are we going to argue about whether or not Jessica Simpson is pregnant? One thing though that will be off limits: Kim Kardashian and Gabriel Aubry. B list and sloppy seconds, not interested. I am however very, very interested in what you’re seeing this weekend, particularly in the US for your Thanksgiving holiday. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 23, 2010 11:39:40 November 23, 2010 11:39:40

Just in time for Thanksgiving, Ebola releases the turkey...between its legs (The Superficial)

They quarantined her eyeliner (Dlisted)

Eva Longoria stayed...and it didn’t pay off (Popeater)

A good example of how the sun can age you (Hollywood Tuna)

Reese Witherspoon rolling around with Chris Pine (Pop Sugar)

Little Sci goes big boating (Just Jared)

Olivia Wilde looks hot in Details (Popoholic)

Great. Now everyone’s doing musicals (Celebuzz)

Mark Ruffalo in bed. You like? (Towleroad)

This bitch can’t pull off fur cuffs. Please. (Go Fug Yourself)

Hard to say

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 23, 2010 10:16:54 November 23, 2010 10:16:54

After the way she looked yesterday at the airport – click here for a refresher – many of you wrote to me swearing up and down that my Porny must be pregnant. You people have also sworn up and down that Kate Hudson/Katie Holmes/Jennifer Garner/Britney Spears/Angelina Jolie have all been pregnant, and they weren’t. Full Story

Breasts Try Hard

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 23, 2010 09:07:03 November 23, 2010 09:07:03

Blake Lively just lost out on the role of Daisy in The Great Gatsby. She was also attemped to secure the lead in Alfonso Cuaron’s Gravity but... Well... No matter how hard her breasts tried, they couldn’t make up for the fact that she can’t act. Blake has yet to book a part since Green Lantern, and it’s not like they haven’t been hustling for it either. Full Story

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Not Hard for Billy Bob

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 23, 2010 08:42:00 November 23, 2010 08:42:00

Sick. Vile. It’s Billy Bob Thornton last night in Hollywood at the premiere of Faster with a new middle aged dye job and that nasty douche patch fronting like he still gets to f-ck Angelina Jolie every night. The automatic response to that, of course, is ... HOW? Could she? But it’s not like I don’t have some nasty sh-t on my romantic resumé either. Full Story

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Hard for Hedlund

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 23, 2010 08:01:33 November 23, 2010 08:01:33

So there’s Letterman with Jacek stroking themselves over Natalie Portman, and then there’s me, after multiple viewings of this clip from Country Strong, um, feeling the same way about the #1 on my Five List Garrett Hedlund. For the doubters... It’s not like they have to be pretty all the time. Full Story

Hard for Portman

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 23, 2010 07:32:04 November 23, 2010 07:32:04

Did you watch Natalie Portman on Letterman last night? I actually wasn’t intending to watch it, but I saw pap photos of Jay Pharoah arriving at the studio and I set the PVR to make sure to catch him, and then when Jacek and I turned it on later, there she was as the first guest, and that kicked off 15 minutes of co-jerking between him and Dave, the two of them sharing hard-ons through the television. Full Story

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Monday, November 22, 2010

Dear Gossips,

So did you love it? You totally loved it, right? Want to talk about it some more? The Harry Potter LiveBlog will go today at 3pm ET/Noon PT. Looking forward to hearing your thoughts. And a quick note for those of you in Vancouver – I am hosting the 6th annual Night of New Beginnings gala on Thursday at Birks downtown in support of the Covenant House Vancouver “30 Days for 30 Nights” campaign to raise the funds required to operate our 24 hour Crisis Shelter through the month of December.  Read Full Intro

The last days of JailBait

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 22, 2010 14:47:33 November 22, 2010 14:47:33

Tomorrow is her birthday. She will be 18. After the American Music Awards last night – photos attached of Miley on the carpet – she hit up Trousdale for her party in a black leather bra and matching pants. Her ma was there – the one who’s been accused of cheating with Brett Michaels (best story ever) – and so was Demi Moore. Full Story

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Anti-depression coaching for Princesses

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 22, 2010 13:17:49 November 22, 2010 13:17:49

The latest on the wedding date seems to be end of April. It’s after Easter and before the Duke of Edinburgh’s 90th birthday AND, most importantly, obviously, it’s before polo season. Don’t let marriage get into the way of the Prince’s polo playing, seen? Anyway, still no official confirmation but it seems as though they are intent on making it happen before the summer. Full Story

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Harry Potter Live Blog - Monday, November 22, 2010

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 22, 2010 11:55:00 November 22, 2010 11:55:00

Ready for an hour of Harry Potter & the Deathly Hallows? Look forward to reading your thoughts, what you loved, what you didn’t, what you wish was included, what fell flat, speculation about the next, and the glittery bodysuit too. As always please keep the racial business of my board. Sometimes I imagine the liveblog is like the Marauder’s Map and there’s a code phrase to open it: I solemnly swear that I’m a f-cking bitch. Full Story