Flying in leather pants

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 5, 2011 09:10:13 April 5, 2011 09:10:13

Fergie showed up at LAX yesterday in leather pants this providing me with another installment of the ongoing series How Celebrities Travel. I mean… I know there are different standards for comfort where the stars are concerned. But a plane is a plane is a plane. And she wasn’t flying private. Full Story

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Brad Pitt’s great bob

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 5, 2011 08:32:15 April 5, 2011 08:32:15

The Jolie is off on a humanitarian mission. Brad Pitt then is back in LA looking after their children. He apparently took them to the movies the other day, and last night he went out for dinner with a friend (man). This is one of those rare occasions when Brad’s gait, and he has a great gait, isn’t photographed at its best. Full Story

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This is healthy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 5, 2011 08:05:04 April 5, 2011 08:05:04

Not sure why the NCAA asked LeAnn Rimes to sing the national anthem at the game yesterday. But she was there, along with Eddie Cibrian, in Houston for the championship game, proudly flaunting her healthy legs in a white dress and huge heels. Healthy. That’s what she calls it. That’s what she insists it is. Full Story

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More attractive with money

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 5, 2011 07:45:35 April 5, 2011 07:45:35

Tori Spelling and her husband Kevin Federline Jr were in New York promoting yet another season of their dumbass show yesterday, which, who is watching that sh-t so that it keeps getting renewed??? Anyway, the rumour is that she’s pregnant with their 3rd child because she’s been wearing flats whenever she can and she’s not as sickly thin right now as she’s been in the past. Full Story

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April 5, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 5, 2011 06:48:00 April 5, 2011 06:48:00

To Melissa who’s in crisis and needed some Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Unfortunately there are no new photos. Will JGL at the Golden Globe Awards do? Dove recently released findings from its Real Truth About Beauty global research, which shows that by the age of 14 more than half (55%) of Canadian girls already feel pressure to be beautiful. Full Story

Monday, April 4, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Elton John was so cute on Saturday Night Live this weekend…I want one. I want an Elton John. Imagine having an Elton John around? Especially the way he didn’t give a sh-t with his Royal Family sketch. The UK papers, naturally, are trying to suggest that he’s jeopardised his invitation to the Wedding as a result. Something about getting it revoked. I dunno, I thought it was funny. And I love that he didn’t show up at SNL all finger snappy about what he would and wouldn’t do. That usually makes for the worst guest. Speaking of guests though… why were they so cameo happy?

BUSY weekend in gossip. It’ll be a heavy column today. And, um, please tell me you watched Gwyneth Paltrow on Who Do You Think You Are? Should I give you a day to catch up? Because I’m telling you it was pure entertainment.

Yours in gossip,


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Julie Taylor, FNL on DVD, and Prom

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 4, 2011 14:42:00 April 4, 2011 14:42:00

Friday Night Lights Season 5, the end forever, is out on DVD tomorrow. Now you have no excuse not to watch. All of it. Every episode from the beginning. Because why would you want to deny yourself one of the best shows of all time??? Here’s Aimee Teegarden, our Julie Taylor, at the Kids’ Choice Awards on Saturday in a cute romper with darker hair. Full Story

Leo sells Chinese phones

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 4, 2011 13:42:28 April 4, 2011 13:42:28

With the internet etc these days, I don’t understand why they don’t just pimp themselves domestically too. It used to be that Hollywood celebrities only endorsed products – and a lot of products – overseas because, for the most part, we don’t see so much of it here in North America. Full Story

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Friend in trouble, dad’s gf, & long distance love

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 4, 2011 13:12:00 April 4, 2011 13:12:00

Written by Sasha (Sasha is on Twitter now! Click her name for her page.) Haven’t checked in for a while but wanted to say thank you to all of you who have written in with your life and style questions. You’re definitely keeping me on my toes! And thanks to all of you who have written in with your comments about my posts – even if we don’t agree we’re still friends, right? Four of us girls have been tight knit for the last decade. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 4, 2011 12:52:50 April 4, 2011 12:52:50

Jon Hamm even looks good with dog sh-t (Dlisted)

Miley Cyrus defending Rebecca Black is perhaps, to me at least, the worst thing she’s ever done (The Superficial)

What the F-CK are you saying Rosie??? (Popeater)

Does Posh’s dress make Brooklyn Decker’s breasts look lopsided? (Hollywood Tuna)

Seriously. Nicole Richie’s kids. SERIOUSLY so cute (Pop Sugar)

Hmmm…George Clooney and The Italian Queen have been apart for a while now… (Just Jared)

The Jolie on the move (Cele|bitchy)

College girls love James Franco (Socialite Life)

Reese Witherspoon Elle UK (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Tara Reid actually does look better. The downside: she’s at a Star Magazine party (I'm Not Obsessed)

GOOP: Mr Schue, cookbooks, and ancestry

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 4, 2011 12:06:10 April 4, 2011 12:06:10

Where to begin? First, click here to see the pictures. Matthew Morrison is in London. Gwyneth Paltrow lives in London. They went out for dinner to Locanda Locatelli this weekend and then hit up the Grosvenor for drinks. Needless to say, gossips are trying to make a story of it now about them carrying on some kind of affair. Full Story