Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Was at a screening of Date Night last night and several trailers were screened. I love trailers. Sometimes I love movie trailers more than the movies themselves. I especially love trailers on a huge screen, even if I’ve already seen them.  Read Full Intro

Little Bieber’s big cover

April 7, 2010 15:00:51 Posted at April 7, 2010 15:00:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’m not sure anyone over the age of 16 can identify a Justin Bieber song. I live in Canada, and he’s Canadian, and we are saturated with Bieber, and even I can’t tell you what it sounds like. But these days, nothing matters unless it matters to the under 16 anyway. So Justin Bieber is everywhere. Full Story

Date Night

April 7, 2010 14:55:14 Posted at April 7, 2010 14:55:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Steven Soderbergh should have found a way to include Tina Fey and Steve Carell in Che. That way I would have gladly endured his four hour exercise in vanity. Because Fey and Carell really do have the most wonderful chemistry. And this is what makes Date Night a good time. Was it formulaic and absurd in parts? Of course. Full Story

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Why is Pippy suddenly Matt Damon?

April 7, 2010 12:52:39 Posted at April 7, 2010 12:52:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

That Matt Damon is sent a heavy load of scripts is understandable. He’s Matt Damon. But... Justin Timberlake? He recently wrapped on The Social Network (the Facebook story), he’s currently working on Bad Teacher with Cammie D, and now he’s reportedly close to confirming another lead in a comedy called Friends With Benefits about some dude who meets an attractive girl at a meeting and they agree to f-ck but not date and all goes well until he falls in love with her but she has a boyfriend. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

April 7, 2010 12:08:10 Posted at April 7, 2010 12:08:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Please. PLEASE leave the children out of this (Popeater)

Who writes this sh-t? (Dlisted)

What Tiger Woods does with a casserole (The Superficial)

Only celebrities dress like this in the daytime (Hollywood Tuna)

Ashley Olsen’s adorable puppy! (Pop Sugar)

Carey Mulligan is gorgeous in Interview (Just Jared)

Jimmy Fallon does it better (E! Online)

Katie’s weird tits (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Yes! Twilight will have jazz hands! (Towleroad)

Bristol Palin tells your kid not to have sex (Cele|bitchy)

She doesn't seem to be like Alba

April 7, 2010 11:12:25 Posted at April 7, 2010 11:12:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I was never a Buffy fan. Stop yelling at me. Duana was. And like many Buffy devotees, there's a soft spot I think in her heart for Sarah Michelle Gellar in the same way that there's a soft spot in mine for Shannen Doherty. The similarities don't end there. Rumours have circulated for years that SMG is a major bitch. Full Story

Divorce Glow

April 7, 2010 10:36:37 Posted at April 7, 2010 10:36:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

That’s obviously not what married people want to hear but Kate Winslet is working some kind of divorce glow. Here she is photographed for the second day in a row this morning with soon-to-be ex husband but still bff, Sam Mendes, taking the children to school. Many of you are convinced that Kate has been subtly enhanced. Full Story

Chicken Fried driving meltdown

April 7, 2010 09:08:19 Posted at April 7, 2010 09:08:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Could just be a case of Photo Assumption but the paps are claiming that Britney and Jason Trawick, her agent boyfriend, had a huge scrap in the car yesterday while she was driving. Which makes him a f-cking dumbass. I’m not the greatest driver in the world but you’re safer with me than you are in a car with Fried Chicken. Full Story

Winona... comeback... again

April 7, 2010 08:49:09 Posted at April 7, 2010 08:49:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Well f-ck me gently with a chainsaw... Winona Ryder’s comebacks have started and sputtered several times. This time however, this time seems like the most legitimate and perhaps the last shot. EW.com is reporting that Winona has won a major role in the new Ron Howard feature starring Vince Vaughn. Full Story

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Porny is pretending

April 7, 2010 08:15:46 Posted at April 7, 2010 08:15:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I am her friend. And friends don’t lie to friends. But Porny, well, I think Porny is lying to me. And I think she’s lying to you too. It’s the new issue of Marie Claire. Here’s what the magazine claims: As Marie Claire's guest beauty editor, Jessica Simpson embraces the new natural look, with air-dried hair and no makeup. Full Story

LipGloss’s hair goes out for charity

April 7, 2010 07:56:58 Posted at April 7, 2010 07:56:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Don’t want to rag on Zac Efron too hard because he was at a charitable event last night for the inaugural St Jude Children’s Hospital Estrellas Por La Vida gala but that hair… it’s hard to ignore that hair. That hair is too distracting. That hair is almost a disservice to the event. Full Story