Jacek you don’t give me roses

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 8, 2010 07:36:01 September 8, 2010 07:36:01

Katie Holmes told People.com that “My husband has red roses for me everywhere I go and whenever we travel.” Jacek, we have been married almost 9 years. Thank you for the half granola bar you grudgingly shared with me this morning. And I don’t want a putter for my birthday. Full Story

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The new Lisbeth goes to Stockholm

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 8, 2010 06:38:56 September 8, 2010 06:38:56

It’s Rooney Mara, the girl who beat everyone to become The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo. In Stockholm yesterday preparing for the role. She’s supposed to speak with a Swedish accent. So I guess she’s starting to practise. I can see it a little, I guess, in her face – that wounded animal expression about her, a reticence in her eyes, the look of a forever child. Full Story

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September 8, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 8, 2010 06:18:08 September 8, 2010 06:18:08

To Jill, a Sheep suffering the Tiger’s aggression, with a horrid cold and an upcoming MCAT and needs some James Franco love. You’re right, I have gone off him lately as a result of the unbearable pretentious douchiness. But he is getting amazing, amazing reviews from 127 Hours, the kind of reviews that have people talking Oscar nomination early in the game. Full Story

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Like I said last week, as soon as summer ends it’s like they all come crawling out – a flurry of celebrity activity over the Labour Day weekend in New York, LA, and Venice to punctuate the beginning of the school year and in many ways the smut year as the festival circuit kicks off the long campaign.  Read Full Intro

Bikini-off

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 7, 2010 14:13:51 September 7, 2010 14:13:51

Rihanna is in Hawaii for Battleship. During her time off this weekend she went paddle surfing with family and friends. HOT body. And athletic. And she looks like she’s having a great time. And she also looks like she enjoys food. She works hard, but she enjoys food. Meanwhile, Kate Beckinsale was in Mexico. Full Story

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Festival bromantic

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 7, 2010 13:11:52 September 7, 2010 13:11:52

Ben Affleck and Jeremy Renner are in Venice to promote The Town. Casey Affleck is in Venice to promote I’m Still Here. Joaquin Phoenix is in Venice but didn’t seem to show at the photo call or the premiere of his own movie – at least I can’t find any photos of him at the official events. Full Story

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Mrs Beckham’s brand new extensions

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 7, 2010 11:56:31 September 7, 2010 11:56:31

Posh has been wearing her hair up for a while now – like we would forget its actual length and believe these are not extensions. Check it out – Victoria Beckham in London with Eva Longoria, in town to promote her fragrance, wearing an (un)original Posh design, after dinner with Gordon Ramsay as a small village of paparazzi just happen to be waiting outside. Full Story

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George Clooney doesn’t have to hustle?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 7, 2010 11:47:17 September 7, 2010 11:47:17

Written by Sarah You know I hate putting a lot of stock in The Numbers, because The Numbers can mean anything and nothing. But in the case of the George Clooney vehicle The American there’s a case for The Numbers, mostly because they were achieved with little apparent effort. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 7, 2010 11:03:02 September 7, 2010 11:03:02

James Franco wanks 5 times a day (Dlisted)

Miley Cyrus: shades of Britney already (The Superficial)

The latest boy bitchfight is my favourite so far (Popeater)

Rihanna crotches up (Hollywood Tuna)

SO CUTE. Pene and Javier newlywed PDA (Pop Sugar)

Demi Moore beats this bikini thing like a dead horse (ASL)

This is supposed to make me want to see this movie? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Cammie D and Ashlee Simpson at the US Open (Just Jared)

Lea Michele actually eats with her cast mates(INO)

What Gaga gave Beyonce (Cele|bitchy)

Peggy In Private

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 7, 2010 09:38:16 September 7, 2010 09:38:16

Written by Duana TThis week I watched Mad Men on Sunday night like a normal person – thinking ‘this is how it’s supposed to be done, I won’t have to rush, I can watch and think and get really ready to write about the show first thing in the morning. Full Story

Get ready for Emma Stone

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 7, 2010 09:09:00 September 7, 2010 09:09:00

On September 17th, when Easy A hits theatres, everyone will know Emma Stone. Let me squeeze in a little gloat here though, if you don’t mind? I’ve had an Emma Stone hard-on for a long time now. And I’ve also been saying Emma Stone is (just) one of the reasons why Lindsay Lohan needs to worry. Full Story