Glee’s real age

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 7, 2011 08:10:31 February 7, 2011 08:10:31

Written by DuanaGood Morning, and welcome to an episode of “Glee!” Yes, indeed I have watched this big ol’ episode, and I’ve kind of made a new peace with the show. Full Story

Eminem > Adrien Brody

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 7, 2011 07:58:22 February 7, 2011 07:58:22

Take a look at these photos of Adrien Brody at various Super Bowl related parties and events this weekend (the double douching with Diddy is my personal favourite) and try to explain why Stella Artois would book him for the all-important Super Bowl ad. Is this the Stella clientele? Leather suit wearing cheesedicks with soul patches and fake castles Full Story

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Lea > Christina

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 7, 2011 07:14:35 February 7, 2011 07:14:35

The fallback whenever Christina Aguilera shows up somewhere looking f-cking busted – which is often these days – is that, well, at least she can sing… Still? Errrrm… Last night? At the Super Bowl? The lyrics are a problem. The bigger problem was the singing. That wasn’t singing. Full Story

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That Girl at the Super Bowl

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 7, 2011 06:43:40 February 7, 2011 06:43:40

Back in November, after an eyewitness account of Cameron Diaz in Mexico with Alex Rodriguez, pathetically begging him to pay attention to her – click here for a refresher - I told you that she is, disappointingly, That Girl. That Girl showed up at the Super Bowl last night. Full Story

On borrowing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 7, 2011 06:32:29 February 7, 2011 06:32:29

Every f-cking week this twat gets up into some drama. Every. F-cking. Week. We’re just one month into the new year and already, Lindsay Lohan may go back to jail. Way to go, loser. So about this necklace situation… TMZ reports that she will be charged with grand theft felony (It’s Monday morning 3am PT as I’m writing this, updates to follow if the situation changes) related to a $2,500 necklace that was allegedly stolen. Full Story

Carey & Jakey: just friends in Nashville?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 7, 2011 06:20:00 February 7, 2011 06:20:00

Well now it’s getting interesting… Last week Carey Mulligan was spotted holding hands with Eddie Redmayne – click here for a refresher. Then she attended the off-Broadway opening of Three Sisters starring Maggie Gyllenhaal and Peter Sarsgaard. Full Story

February 7, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 7, 2011 05:57:28 February 7, 2011 05:57:28

Tu! I’m sorry about the slip you took during the dog walk. Chinese New Year may very well be the only time when it’s not a good thing for your husband to clean the toilets. I had to laugh at your request though. “Post pictures of Alexander Skarsgard without Kate and where he doesn’t look like Dwight Schrute?” I’m afraid I could only manage to fulfill one of those two conditions. Full Story

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Friday, February 4, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Today is the first day of the Year of Rabbit. May the Rabbit be kinder and gentler than the Tiger. Thanks to all of you who emailed about the Rabbit Lucky Pockets. We’ll draw at random on February 18th when my ma comes back to Canada.  Read Full Intro

Pretty takes a day off

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 4, 2011 12:45:44 February 4, 2011 12:45:44

Jude Law was photographed in London today, chatting with a friend on the sidewalk before running some errands with an assistant type. As you know, I’m all over it when Jude and Sienna make love to my eyes with their pretty. As you can see, Jude’s pretty decided to take a day off. The hair issue is a problem for me. Full Story

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You or Duff?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 4, 2011 12:00:00 February 4, 2011 12:00:00

This is Hilary Duff, kinda reminding me of Jennifer Lopez, leaving her hotel in Paris last night and also today arriving at a tv studio to promote her book Elixir. I wrote about Elixir yesterday; about Hilary’s Rossum-y writing, and how, worse yet, it’s pedestrian in its poor quality, in that anyone with 30 seconds could come up with some equally horrifying cheese. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 4, 2011 11:47:00 February 4, 2011 11:47:00

Tara Reid is talking about her ass. That’s not a surprise. But listen to the WAY she talks. She talks the way her stomach looks. It’s f-cked up. (Dlisted)

Oh please. That bitch probably thinks she one-upped Halle Berry somehow. (The Superficial)

The MiniVan Majority attacks John Mayer on behalf of Jennifer Aniston (Popeater)

Just in time for the Super Bowl – Jlo’s ass! (Hollywood Tuna)

Do you like the way Alexander Skarsgard wears his pants? (Pop Sugar)

Mila Kunis is STUNNINGLY beautiful (Just Jared)

Sigh. Another great interview from Jon Hamm (Cele|bitchy)

How does Kelly Brook afford to be on vacation ALL the time? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Listening to this just made me really, really miss Destiny’s Child (Pink Is The New Blog)

Ok, this video is So.Much.Crazy. But the best part is Willow Smith reading Eat, Pray, Love. Trying so hard not to be. But I am obsessed. (Celebuzz)