The Dog Whisperer in Victoria

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 28, 2010 08:40:00 October 28, 2010 08:40:00

Cesar Millan is touring. There was a show in Victoria, British Columbia earlier this week and I have heard from a few people who were there, all with rather negative reviews. Not just like – oh, I didn’t find his information helpful or he just repeats the tv show, nothing new here, but like straight up OFFENDED, full on hate, will never ever support him again. Full Story

Getting comfortable with Mimi & a shot at JLo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 28, 2010 08:12:54 October 28, 2010 08:12:54

It’s the news that isn’t news. Just a week or so before the release of her new Christmas album, Mimi has confirmed that she and Nick Cannon are indeed expecting. As my mother would say, “I’m so exciting.” If you have immigrant parents, you know exactly how hilarious that is, when they f-ck up their verb conjugations. Full Story

Becks gets a massage

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 28, 2010 07:51:55 October 28, 2010 07:51:55

I love this video. And it’s funny. HE is funny. And so impressively able to hold it together. It would have been over for me in the first 30 seconds. I won’t spoil it, you just have to watch. He really does a great job.   Victoria and his boys were there, two of them at least. Posh apparently was brought into the interview when Becks claimed that he is neat and she is messy and she objected to that, to which he replied jokingly: “We’re going to have our first argument in 11 years. Full Story

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October 28, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 28, 2010 07:25:21 October 28, 2010 07:25:21

Happy 33rd Birthday Amanda! I’m tired just reading your agenda: full time job, the doctorate, the husband, kids, dog, and a cold. Yes, you totally deserve an “I feel sorry for myself” day. You asked for some smut on the Twilight kids to cheer you up? Well they’ve been rehearsing for the 4th and 5th movies in Louisiana. Full Story

Rosario in person

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 27, 2010 15:14:50 October 27, 2010 15:14:50

She’s pretty attractive in photos, yes. But in person? Jesus. Rosario Dawson is, like, f-cking spectacular. I interviewed her on Sunday for Unstoppable and we were all sitting there, in a line, outside her junket room. When she walked by, in a tight green dress, all of us were momentarily overcome. Full Story

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Lookin’ good, cheater

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 27, 2010 13:30:25 October 27, 2010 13:30:25

He’s currently on the cover of the new issue of Us Weekly for cheating on Jessica Biel with Olivia Munn, and trying to cheat on her with Mila Kunis, who would have none of it. Of course his people are denying it. And someone else will soon be pressured to deny it too. There’s a lot at stake. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 27, 2010 13:11:50 October 27, 2010 13:11:50

So, yeah, I’ve just come from a press screening for Love & Other Drugs. Jake. Jake. Jake. Jakey. All I want to do now is climb into bed, daydream, and write the screenplay – in my head – for when we meet. Totally know what I’m going to wear.

Shut the f-ck up when she’s having a baby (Dlisted)

Taylor Momsen isn’t flashing her tit. But she’s cussing. And to me she looks like she’s totally out of it too (The Superficial)

So he’s working on a Charlie Sheen Lindsay Lohan collaboration now? (Popeater)

Yeah. She was supposedly pregnant not too long ago. Genetics, you know? (Hollywood Tuna)

Pregnant Pene in London! (Pop Sugar)

Ryan Gosling: why is he so goddamn bloody in this movie? (Just Jared

The back of Jakey with Swifty (Celebuzz)

Dave Navarro finds a young type (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Well, at least she’s honest about her ambitions (INO)

Christina Aguilera: lesbians and suitcase living (Cele|bitchy)

Again with the mother

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 27, 2010 12:01:01 October 27, 2010 12:01:01

Katherine Heigl went for lunch yesterday with her mother. Always with the mother. Here’s another one who is rarely seen with girlfriends. I imagine Katie Heigl is one of those “You Should” kind of friends. You should do this, you should do that, I would do this, I would do that, she knows everything. Full Story

From breakup to inseparable

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 27, 2010 10:49:18 October 27, 2010 10:49:18

It appears they are. Carey Mulligan has split from Shia LaBeouf. She is living at a budget Best Western. She’s been seen in and out of the place with Tom Sturridge. He was with her after the Hollywood Awards the other night. They left together in a cab. Yesterday they went grocery shopping. She drove. Full Story

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When is Henry’s time?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 27, 2010 09:57:06 October 27, 2010 09:57:06

Is he single? Maybe he’s on Blake Lively’s list too. Henry Cavill was photographed in Madrid yesterday shooting The Cold Light of Day (terrible title). Bruce Willis and Sigourney Weaver (not pictured) also costar. It’s a major leading role for Cavill, and in addition to his upcoming performance opposite Mickey Rourke in Immortals, perhaps it’s time for Henry, 27, to finally break out. Full Story

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