How he spent his birthday

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 3, 2010 07:27:28 September 3, 2010 07:27:28

It was yesterday. He’s 46. And he was in New York, photographed with a coffee and a cupcake, lonely but not for long, making friends with passersby and local workers, which will probably prompt yet another online “Save Keanu” petition like the first one, cheekily initiated by those worried over his appearance and solitary sadness when he was photographed a couple of months ago, in the same clothes actually, eating a sandwich all by himself on a park bench. Full Story

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September 3, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 3, 2010 07:08:18 September 3, 2010 07:08:18

Happy Birthday Nicole! Lauren misses you after the move...but you live in New York now which totally makes up for it, doesn’t it? Look forward to those weekend visits, and autumn in New York, as cheesy as that sounds, is really so SO beautiful. You will love it. To Danielle – Happy 27th Birthday on Monday! Special for you – Ross Gellar! Or as I like to call him: Jar Jar Binks. Full Story

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Thursday, September 2, 2010

Dear Gossips,

“Look, I hate you both. Never talk to me again!” What? Don’t you know? A few of you have already emailed about it today: it’s 90210. You know, I watch that scene after all these years and I still think.  Read Full Intro

Maintenance Update

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 2, 2010 15:04:00 September 2, 2010 15:04:00

We’ve just re-launched the mobile site. Assuming all goes well and we keep it live, you will automatically be re-routed to this stripped down, easy to navigate smut source when you go to LaineyGossip.com on any mobile device. Navigation is pretty straightforward and all the pictures have been added in at the base of each full article (thanks to your feedback from the last launch). Full Story

Rihanna gives us Taylor Kitsch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 2, 2010 13:45:08 September 2, 2010 13:45:08

Rihanna has joined the cast of Battleship, now shooting in Oahu. Always lovely to see her of course especially since she’s always wearing the most delightful things but this time, she’s giving in new ways. Ri as you know is a constant pap target. Which means that everyone around her is like collateral damage. Full Story

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Where’s your book?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 2, 2010 12:15:46 September 2, 2010 12:15:46

Two days ago, Us Weekly posted an inane article on its site called “Kellan Lutz: I don’t want to be a piece of meat my entire career”. Here’s Kellan outside of his house yesterday papped while getting something out of his car, conveniently with his shirt off. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 2, 2010 11:28:36 September 2, 2010 11:28:36

Lindsay Lohan banned! (The Superficial)

Kelly Osbourne is single, skinny, and really wants you to notice (Dlisted)

Michael Bay does something I actually approve of. And it has nothing to do with Victoria’s Secret models (Popeater)

Meh. Not really feeling this Jessica Alba dress (Hollywood Tuna)

Woah! Sandy! (Just Jared)

Posh tweets. In heels of course (Pop Sugar)

Glee goes to a leather bar! (Towleroad)

Some Kardashian tries to tie up her tits (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Hot Geek Girl strips down (Popoholic)

How Glenn Close doesn’t always hit it (Go Fug Yourself)

Guy can be affectionate too

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 2, 2010 09:59:05 September 2, 2010 09:59:05

Yesterday it was Madonna getting mommy gushy with Lola on the set of W.E., now photos of her ex-husband Guy Ritchie picking up his boys Rocco and David Banda for his turn yesterday before taking them out for dinner at Wagamama. See Lorella? Wagamama! We had one right around the corner from our hotel. Full Story

Relationship assumption

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 2, 2010 09:02:00 September 2, 2010 09:02:00

Ed Westwick and Jessica Szohr were at the US Open last night watching Andy Roddick lose. I was asked about tennis during the liveblog the other day and if you were following, you know Roddick getting bounced in the 2nd round doesn’t make me sad, not at all. Anyone but Andy Roddick. But I digress. Full Story

T.I., Tiny, and Purple Drank

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 2, 2010 08:52:50 September 2, 2010 08:52:50

Oh la. T.I. and the Original Situation, his wife Tiny, were busted this morning on a drug charge, specifically possession of a “controlled substance”. TMZ is now speculating, due to the presence of Styrofoam cups in the car, that the two were enjoying some Purple Drank. Full Story