She didn’t go to Berlin

March 30, 2010 07:24:09 Posted at March 30, 2010 07:24:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What? Aaron Johnson and Chloe Grace Moretz were at the Berlin photo call today for Kick-Ass but there was no sign of Aaron’s baby mother Sam Taylor-Wood. Perhaps she’s resting at the hotel, perhaps she’ll show for the carpet? Hopefully. "OK, you c-nts, let's see what you can do now!" This might turn out to be Hit Girl’s most famous line. Full Story

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Jen’s night shoe problem

March 30, 2010 06:56:59 Posted at March 30, 2010 06:56:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This Bounty Hunter press tour looks like it’s taking a toll on Gerry B. Spittle looks tired, is fading. His co-star and possible Settling Soulmate, however, as Tina Fey might say, is holding up beautifully. Here are Jen and Gerry last night in Berlin for the red carpet and again this afternoon, turning up in Madrid on this seemingly interminable media run. Full Story

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March 30, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

March 30, 2010 06:38:31 Posted at March 30, 2010 06:38:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy Birthday Madelyn! Congratulations on the twins and on the new night nurse! Did you see the Nick Hoult post yesterday? Here are a few more from the premiere of Clash of the Titans in London last night. Christina says you think he’d make a great Lewis. We must debate this. Photos from Gareth Cattermole/Dave Hogan/Gettyimages.com Full Story

Monday, March 29, 2010

Dear Gossips,

“It’s fun, it’s sad, and it’s kind of sad that it’s so much fun” – so wrote A.O. Scott for the New York Times in his review of Hot Tub Time Machine. Can’t wait to see Hot Tub Time Machine.  Read Full Intro

Nicholas Hoult for Shannon

March 29, 2010 15:30:34 Posted at March 29, 2010 15:30:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I received an email today from a reader called Shannon: “Hi Lainey! I love you but why don't you love Nicholas Hoult??!!!!” How could I not love Marcus? I saw About a Boy with a very good friend of mine and it had been a sh-tty day and we hit the movie and it was 2 hours of relief and we came out of there feeling so much better. Full Story

The Chosen Thumb

March 29, 2010 14:35:40 Posted at March 29, 2010 14:35:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She visited her ma on set today, this is The Chosen One Shiloh Jolie Pitt with her minders, followed by her sister Miss Zahara being nudged along by a staffer. Note Miss Z’s massive grown up lady purse. KILLS ME. What could she possibly be carrying around in there? Some stickers? Maybe a cookie? Love it so much. Full Story

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Cam D booty shorts

March 29, 2010 13:35:29 Posted at March 29, 2010 13:35:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Shelfy Jessica Biel must be very happy that the Pip wasn’t on set the other day. Because goddamn. Check it - Cameron Diaz shooting scenes for Bad Teacher in a pair of denim booty shorts with wedges that no doubt would have reminded him of what it felt like when those legs were wrapped around his waist. Full Story

Your mother is missing

March 29, 2010 12:25:30 Posted at March 29, 2010 12:25:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

By now I'm sure you've seen these photos of a busted face Lindsay Lohan out and about in LA the other night with curious white powder floating out of her shoes. Automatic assumption would be cocaine. Obviously. I mean it's Lilo after all. However, more probably, as Michael K from Dlisted.com Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

March 29, 2010 11:15:37 Posted at March 29, 2010 11:15:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

See? Other bitches like ‘em young too (Dlisted)

Washed up bunnies in bikinis (The Superficial)

Sandra Bullock: signs of the decision (Popeater)

One of the Kardashians posts her single tits on Twitter (Hollywood Tuna)

Adrien Brody has to promote French Disney …? (Just Jared)

Tom & Gisele at a wedding (Pop Sugar)

Robert Pattinson goes to the movies (ASL)

Everyone posts Twitter breasts (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Alba Bitch gets to judge people (INO)

Peaches is FIRED! (Cele|bitchy)

Taupe & Legs Theron

March 29, 2010 10:19:13 Posted at March 29, 2010 10:19:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Also at the Matt Damon American Cinematheque – Jennifer Garner in a midnight blue cocktail, I love. Taupe also spoke on stage, roasting Damon in reference to his relationship with Ben Affleck. Taupe made a funny! "Ben is half of one of the greatest love stories ever told. Not with me. The actual prototype for the great Hollywood Bromance . Full Story

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Empire Men...and a BoyMan

March 29, 2010 09:17:42 Posted at March 29, 2010 09:17:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last night in London at the Empire Film Awards, Jude Law showed up, as handsome as ever, after spending a few days in Paris shooting his Dior ad with Guy Ritchie. F-------ck he is pretty right now. It’s been said over and over but goddamn it’s too hard not to repeat. Also quivering some loins – Sam Worthington was there to collect the Best Film Award for Avatar. Full Story

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