Porny motorboat

January 11, 2010 12:09:00 Posted at January 11, 2010 12:09:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I married an immature perv who considers Wedding Crashers and Old School the two finest films ever made. There’s a part in You’ve Got Mail when Tom Hanks tells Meg Ryan that everything in life can be related back to The Godfather, you remember? Well for Jacek, all of life’s problems can be solved by Wedding Crashers and/or Old School. Full Story

This is not sad news

January 11, 2010 11:38:50 Posted at January 11, 2010 11:38:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Many of you have emailed re: Taylor Kitsch and the comments from Friday Night Lights producer Jason Katims that he’s leaving the show. You have anticipated that I’ll be sad. Quite the opposite actually. Kitsch will no longer be a regular featured player on FNL because he’s headlining his own Disney blockbuster John Carter of Mars which, if successful, could become a franchise. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

January 11, 2010 11:15:53 Posted at January 11, 2010 11:15:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Michael K raises an interesting dilemma. I’d prefer to see Jesus a different way in my fantasies with Becks (Dlisted)

Blake’s breasts get her a job. And an escape? (The Superficial)

The worst red and silver combination I’ve ever seen (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

WHY? Why do bitches do this to themselves!?!?(Hollywood Tuna)

Marion and all the boys (Popsugar)

Sandra Dee Glee!(JustJared)

Vanessa Paradis – you gloat! (cele|bitchy)

Derek Jeter marrying Lyla Garrity? (INO)

OK McConaughey. That’s pretty f-cking cute (ASL)

Seinfeld fellated the network that’s carrying his new show (Popeater)

Forgiveness vows

January 11, 2010 09:42:10 Posted at January 11, 2010 09:42:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They were married a year ago this past weekend and Josh Duhamel celebrated by surprising Fergie with a vow renewal ceremony on top of a bluff overlooking the ocean the other day. Apparently she was super emotional and blubbered through the whole thing and then they had dinner and flew back home. Full Story

So take a look at me now

January 11, 2010 09:21:13 Posted at January 11, 2010 09:21:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

That Jeff Bridges post triggered a memory in Naomi W who was kind enough to share it and yes! Totally forgot! OMG, do you remember Against All Odds? I recall there was a hot sex scene in that movie and when it came on pay channel late on a loop at night I used to feel a danger thrill watching it behind my dad’s back. Full Story

The Frontrunner

January 11, 2010 08:17:00 Posted at January 11, 2010 08:17:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I met Jeff Bridges a few months ago in Toronto during TIFF. He showed up at the Men Who Stare at Goats afterparty and I remember posting on my Twitter right away that he`s a sexy beast. It`s a lot of beard, but there`s something so compelling about him, about the way his eyes crinkle, and how he holds himself, and his cowboy boots and the pants, oh yeah, the pants. Full Story

Drama always wins

January 11, 2010 07:48:18 Posted at January 11, 2010 07:48:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Lindsay Lohan. She can’t follow up a win with a win. And you’d think that, especially with so few wins in her life these days, she’d at least want to savour a rare one. Oh no. This is the Lilo. And the drama always overrides everything. Friday afternoon, the trailer for her trip to India was released. Full Story

Clooney opportunities

January 11, 2010 06:59:39 Posted at January 11, 2010 06:59:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The year’s first major awards show is less than a week away. And George Clooney insists he’s not campaigning. Sure. But given that he’s paraded his Ely on almost every carpet since they started dating last summer, it is very likely that he’ll show up with her at the Golden Globes on Sunday. Full Story

January 11, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

January 11, 2010 06:41:43 Posted at January 11, 2010 06:41:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

To Kylie P who met Laura this weekend at a party. She drunk texted me on Saturday to let me know. Thank you for reading every day from Carlton! And thank you for slipping Laura some tequila. She’s especially funny when she’s smashed. And even when she’s smashed she can’t not mention “Rob”. Full Story

Friday, January 8, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Sharon Stone has confirmed a guest starring 4 episode arc on Law & Order SVU. All due respect to SVU, her decision was probably made easier by the fact that she simply isn’t getting much film work these days. Don’t let them tell you differently – even though television is arguably creatively more diverse these days, especially with regard to women, being on the big screen is always their ultimate goal.  Read Full Intro

Just don’t write anymore…

January 8, 2010 14:24:05 Posted at January 8, 2010 14:24:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Or cheat. Have mentioned this before but Troy Dyer was the boy for my early 20s. When that kind of idealistic bullsh-t seemed romantic. I will say however that I never liked his corny erotica. At any age. Which, along with maturity, I guess, and of course the fact that he cheated on his wife Uma, contributed to the de-quiveration of Ethan Hawke. Full Story