Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 28, 2011 10:30:30 March 28, 2011 10:30:30

Gwen Stefani dresses her kid from Kate Moss’s closet (Dlisted)

What runs in the Federline juice that makes it so potent and plentiful? (The Superficial)

Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn wedding date. Gross. (Popeater)

Fergie’s face and her neck don’t match. One is smooth. The other not. (Hollywood Tuna)

Alex Skarsgard in a blue hoodie (Pop Sugar)

Daniel Craig takes to Louis Vuiltton to make sure Jude Law doesn’t get too comfortable with Rachel Weisz? Wishful gossip thinking. (Just Jared)

Chris Brown’s neighbours clearly have better taste than dumb twat fans (Cele|bitchy

Well, he definitely has Prince Charming teeth (Socialite Life)

I wonder if Emmy Rossum has to be told to leave the carpet (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

James Franco – a new video to sell on Twitter (I'm Not Obsessed)

Fourteen & Open-mouthed

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 28, 2011 09:46:00 March 28, 2011 09:46:00

Last year for Jacek's birthday (on April 1), I dressed up as Hit Girl. Last year I was into Kick-Ass and Chloe Moretz. Then I interviewed her at Comic-Con and realised she's predictably and disappointintly yet another child star robot, programmed for tv friendly precociousness from 8-12 and early maturation from 13 onwards. Full Story

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Chicken Fried Femme Fatale Weekend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 28, 2011 09:15:09 March 28, 2011 09:15:09

There was a performance in Vegas on Friday. Then she went to San Francisco to tape her mini concert appearance for Good Morning America. All in advance of the release of Femme Fatale on Tuesday. I’ve heard a few songs off the album. Mostly generic dance tracks. There are one or two however that I can pick up the beat and run to on the treadmill. Full Story

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Fathers & Sons & old BFFs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 28, 2011 08:32:35 March 28, 2011 08:32:35

A very youthful Tom Cruise sat courtside at the Laker game on Sunday with son Connor. He looks really good, right? And the heels on his shoes aren’t even that obvious this time. Anyway, Tom was very popular. Many other celebrities came to say hello. Like Vanessa Hudgens who was there with her new piece Josh Hutcherson, sharing pizza and getting over Zac Efron. Full Story

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Shelfy loses another one

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 28, 2011 07:41:53 March 28, 2011 07:41:53

A few weeks ago I hinted that Jessica Biel was being considered for Lois Lane in the new Superman. It all started when she somehow made the shortlist for a part in The Dark Knight Rises. As we all know, the role eventually went to Anne Hathaway. Multiple sources confirm to me however that they liked Biel enough to keep her in mind for something else… And she did indeed have a good shot at it. Full Story

Begging for Movie Stars

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 28, 2011 07:10:07 March 28, 2011 07:10:07

Written by Sarah If you follow this site regularly, you’ve probably heard Lainey and the rest of us lamenting the death of the Movie Star. And it’s true—Movie Stars, in capital letters, are a dying breed. They’re few and far between these days. Full Story

Cecilia & Robbie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 28, 2011 06:47:41 March 28, 2011 06:47:41

That’s my first though when I see Keira Knightley and James McAvoy together. You? He was with her in the press room at the Jameson Empire Awards in London last night where she was presented the Hero Award. The dress is lovely on its own, yes. But there’s a little bit of what Duana likes to call “all one colour-ness” happening here, non? Keira is definitely missing her glow. Full Story

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March 28, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 28, 2011 06:28:31 March 28, 2011 06:28:31

Samm! Happy Birthday! Jena, Amber, and Jenn love you so much, even though they have a hard time understanding several members on your Five List. But today, or rather yesterday, is and was about you. So your Five List is profiled here in your honour. Please take very good care. And keep Tiger Mom-ing that girl of yours. Full Story

Friday, March 25, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Of course she had to be late for her own funeral. She was late for everything. Budgets on her films ballooned exponentially because of it. Sometimes the crew would be waiting for hours upon hours until she bothered to get up out of bed.  Read Full Intro

Bass. Player.

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 25, 2011 12:43:28 March 25, 2011 12:43:28

Ed Westwick is in Melbourne attending the 2011 Formula 1 Qantas Australian Grand Prix. He should trademark this expression. That expression, or what led to it, must be why he looks like he hasn’t slept. At all. There’s a great line from Katy Sagal in Sons of Anarchy when she walks into Jax’s room, I think early on in Season 1: It smells like socks and pussy in here. Full Story

An 8 ball sized Sit DOWN

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 25, 2011 11:43:53 March 25, 2011 11:43:53

I'm sure you've heard about this dumbassery. That Dina Lohan, mother of all parent pimps, is now saying that going forward, it'll no longer be Lindsay Lohan, it'll just be Lindsay. As in Madonna. As in Prince. As in bitch who the f-ck are you? Lindsay? Who??? Oh you mean that cranked up twat who hasn't worked in 3 years? Her? Thanks for the reminder about why you needn't feel sorry for Lindsay LOHAN. Full Story