Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 25, 2011 10:56:31 March 25, 2011 10:56:31

Shady Trainer + Shady Boyfriend + Madonna too busy = children suffer (Dlisted)

Why did she agree to rep him in the first place? (The Superficial)

Reese’s wedding forecast (Popeater)

Christ, what’s happened to her face? (Hollywood Tuna)

Anne Hathaway on the balcony (Pop Sugar)

Britney’s off to San Francisco. Please let this not be a disaster (Just Jared)

Clingy Biel becomes a stalker? (Cele|bitchy)

Gaga goes country. Gwyneth Paltrow is jealous. (Buzznet)

I actually wouldn’t have guessed this was her ass (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Becks. Video. Weekend. Enjoy. (Pink Is The New Blog)

On a smart man’s Freebie Five

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 25, 2011 09:43:10 March 25, 2011 09:43:10

I don’t mean that kind of douchebag in Ed Hardy or driving around in a pick-up truck even though he sells mobile phones for a living. No, those boys like their women dirty. I’m talking about your boyfriend, your husband, a man who might actually enjoy reading now and again, who does go out with his friends to do the things that dudes do but can also manage a real conversation without grunting… They do exist. Full Story

Blake goes home

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 25, 2011 08:58:05 March 25, 2011 08:58:05

She is through and through a Ca-li-for-nia Gurl, they’re unforgettable… Non? Check out Blake Lively in Santa Monica yesterday shooting scenes for Gossip Girl…and you know, it could be argued, Lively’s Serena is definitely more West Coast than Upper East Side. She looks right at home. Full Story

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Donald says they didn’t do it

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 25, 2011 07:56:36 March 25, 2011 07:56:36

I guess with the passing of Ms Taylor this week, it makes me, us?, all a little nostalgic for how they used to do it old school styles. Literally. Have mentioned it several times before but if you’re interested in how it works in Hollywood, you should learn about how it USED to work first. Back when Jack Nicholson swaggered around LA with a heavier, and much younger, cock. Full Story

Almost Superman

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 25, 2011 07:40:35 March 25, 2011 07:40:35

Henry Cavill, of course, as you know, has been confirmed as the new Superman. He covered a recent issue of Entertainment Weekly and the article included quotes from director Zack Snyder (whose Sucker Punch opens this weekend and is getting some really terrible reviews). Snyder did address the fact that True Blood’s Joe Manganiello was in the running to be the new Man of Steel and expressed a lot of affection for him, saying he really did like him but, you know, I guess not enough because, well, obviously. Full Story

Is Captain America the surprise summer hit?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 25, 2011 07:20:06 March 25, 2011 07:20:06

Written by Sarah I used to think my geekitude was under control, but it seems like every time I turn around I’m writing about superheroes, zombies, dragons or sea monsters. I’m starting to think my inner nerd is now an outer nerd. Full Story

The Heart Truth 2011

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 25, 2011 07:04:00 March 25, 2011 07:04:00

It’s Fashion Week in Toronto. And The Heart Truth Fashion Show is always one of the highlights. The Heart Truth campaign encourages women to identify risks and warning signs for heart disease and stroke, providing women with the tools they need to take charge of their heart health. This is especially relevant for women 40 – 60 years old. Full Story

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March 25, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 25, 2011 06:35:24 March 25, 2011 06:35:24

This is for Erin – Happy Belated 29th Birthday! I’m sorry it’s not yesterday but at the same time, it kinda means you get a two day celebration. In fact, I order you to consider today your birthday – again! Here’s a message from Amber: You're still as lovely and wonderful now as you were ten years ago when this photo booth picture was taken. Full Story

Thursday, March 24, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Jennifer Lopez wore a pink bedazzled eyesore on Idol last night with an overkill of green eyeshadow. Turns out my ma, the Chinese Squawking Chicken, has a sweater almost exactly like it. She wore it for her 60th birthday party last year, and everyone else’s birthday party every year, because, you know, when is it never about her? Which is, obviously, JLo’s attitude too.  Read Full Intro

Keeping opposite coasts

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 24, 2011 14:39:20 March 24, 2011 14:39:20

Last week when news broke that Renee Zellweger and Bradley Cooper were over, she was in New York and he flew to LA on Friday. Yesterday Renee was spotted leaving an office building in Santa Monica while a sleepy looking Coop was photographed leaving The Today Show this morning. How does that work? Do they have their assistants exchange their schedules? Or do you expect me to believe it’s totally accidental? Fine. Full Story

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Ties, Bobs, and Sweats

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 24, 2011 13:37:48 March 24, 2011 13:37:48

Written by Sasha Hi Sasha, recently at work, someone started a trend called 'Tie-Fridays.' It's actually really cute and fun because we're normally a really, really casual office, so it's nice to see people dress it occasionally. Full Story