Coop on Letterman

January 7, 2010 17:02:21 Posted at January 7, 2010 17:02:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Tonight. Jesus. Is it time to promote Valentine’s Day already? January just started! Bah. To be fair, am not sure what Coop is pimping tonight with Dave but Valentine’s Day, the movie starring EVERYONE, seems the most likely project. That or Case 39 with Renee Zellweger which has been buried forever. Full Story

Redfaced about The Morgans?

January 7, 2010 14:23:39 Posted at January 7, 2010 14:23:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hugh Grant is in Spain promoting The Morgans. Looks like he hit the self tanner a little too hard. Where was he over the holiday? Here’s my Photo Assumption: He must need to be permanently drunk to suffer through the embarrassment of pimping that movie. Especially since he’s doing most of it without SJP. Full Story

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People’s Choice Award: Favourite Non-Walker

January 7, 2010 12:42:38 Posted at January 7, 2010 12:42:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Who else? What brings up more happiness than Mimi not walking? Or, rather, walking assisted by a bodyguard/husband/waiter? JOY. She is JOY. Mariah Carey was named Favourite R&B Artist last night at the PCAs over, um, Beyonce. Which should tell you how bullsh-t the People’s Choice Awards are. Full Story

GOOPy’s ding and more organic

January 7, 2010 12:03:48 Posted at January 7, 2010 12:03:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

New photos taken today – my Gwyneth was in a minor car accident in London. They’ve had crazy snow over there. And the roads were icy. So they stopped and exchanged information and G was apparently very conscientious and polite. On a related note, but not really, the new hands-free law is now in effect where I live. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

January 7, 2010 11:21:52 Posted at January 7, 2010 11:21:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Madge wears a gimp mask! (Dlisted)

Why would anyone want to wear his undies anyway? (The Superficial)

Really loving the Duff’s travel gear (Hollywood Tuna)

Mimi calls it a “splash”, I call it a guzzle (Just Jared)

Please. Clooney > Pattinson. No discussion (Pop Sugar)

Crack tweets about the airline industry (Cele|bitchy)

My friends think Rachel Weisz should have been in Sherlock Holmes > Rachel McAdams. Thoughts? (Popoholic)

Brad Pitt Pringles and how they pimped before fame (Popeater)

Free trips: what happens when you’re down with public old man fellatio (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Not crazy about Sandy’s dress. But I am CRAZY about the colour of her shoes (Go Fug Yourself)

Never not pregnant

January 7, 2010 10:11:00 Posted at January 7, 2010 10:11:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I tweeted the following yesterday: Is Mark Wahlberg’s wife never NOT pregnant? Because for real, she’s pregnant, like, all the time. It’s remarkable fertility. Anyway, so many people Twitter replied at me with sentiments similar to the following: If I was his wife I would be pregnant all the time too! He’s hot! I don’t know if getting it from Marky Mark a couple of times a year makes up for having to carry that load around for 9 months EVERY YEAR. Full Story

Shoes for the indulged

January 7, 2010 08:57:40 Posted at January 7, 2010 08:57:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Don’t often like the Alba Bitch’s red carpet stylings. Last night however at the People’s Choice Awards – all over it. Love the dress so much. She’s growing out her fringe, the fuss-free, kinda dirty hair middle part works for me, and those shoes... for the pampered and indulged. Full Story

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Hugh showed up

January 7, 2010 08:23:01 Posted at January 7, 2010 08:23:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Here’s the thing about the People’s Choice Awards: if Hugh Jackman gets on a plane to attend the People’s Choice Awards, it means that Hugh Jackman WILL WIN a People’s Choice Award. His category was Favourite Action Star. And while I normally disagree with “The People”, he is, for sure, the pick of the action category. Full Story

Robert Ronnie Pattinson

January 7, 2010 07:44:17 Posted at January 7, 2010 07:44:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The clever folks at MTV Marketing created this amazingness. Robert Pattinson imagined Jersey Shore styles. It’s now my favourite Pattinson photo of all time. Laura just emailed me to say that this is the one and only way she doesn’t find him attractive.  Full Story

The Way They Are

January 7, 2010 07:39:00 Posted at January 7, 2010 07:39:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They went out for dinner last night in New York. No kids, with friends, an Italian restaurant called Alto. Apparently they were there for 6 hours. And look at the expression of gazing love on their faces as they climbed back into their car to go home. Porn! Now if you are, like me, one of those bitches who sees strategery Full Story

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The Way They Were

January 7, 2010 07:01:02 Posted at January 7, 2010 07:01:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Scattered picturesOf the smiles we left behind F-ck I love this movie. 5 years ago today, the MiniVan’s dreams were broken. But it’s so much fun going through old photos. Spent much, MUCH too much time on it this morning. Now it’s your turn. Photos from Full Story

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