Justin Bieber & Joslyn James

March 30, 2010 12:30:32 Posted at March 30, 2010 12:30:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In Toronto, I work out of the CTV Building which is also the MuchMusic Building. MuchMusic is a big deal for teens. And there are often young girls lined up around the block waiting for an appearance. One day, it was over a year ago, Michelle and I arrived early in the morning and they had camped out, barely able to contain their squeals. Full Story

Country Bitch and a beagle

March 30, 2010 11:41:41 Posted at March 30, 2010 11:41:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This little girl...well... she makes her tolerable. Beagle puppy! As you know, I have a beagle. My beagle is prick. Like, all beagles are naughty – and this one looks pretty naughty – but my beagle redefines Attitude Problem. While Jacek and I were away recently, Marcus stayed with Fiona. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

March 30, 2010 11:14:56 Posted at March 30, 2010 11:14:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Lilo’s fake fight with George Lopez (The Superficial)

See the “shape” of Luke Wilson (Dlisted)

Ricky Martin: his declaration was monumental (Popeater)

I did not go to the supermarket and do this (Hollywood Tuna)

Gwyneth takes the bottom shelf on the Iron Man 2 poster (Just Jared)

Robert Pattinson vacillates between smiles and constipation face in Budapest (Pop Sugar)

Holy. F-ck. Have you seen Heidi’s face when it cries??? (The Blemish)

So now designer nieces can become famous (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Olivia Wilde pulls off gold lame (Popoholic)

Rihanna is making socks happen (Go Fug Yourself)

After Ebola – sweat it out

March 30, 2010 10:12:46 Posted at March 30, 2010 10:12:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden were photographed a couple of days ago out for a run with friends. Or whatever their version of running is. Over the weekend Nicole ran into Ebola Paris Hilton, the first time the two were spotted together publicly in a long time. As you know, since Nicole has had her children, she’s pretty much stayed away from that piece of diseased sh-t. Full Story

I quit you

March 30, 2010 09:25:00 Posted at March 30, 2010 09:25:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Finally had the chance last night to read James Franco's short story published in Esquire and any vestiges of Freebie Five-ness that I'd been clinging to for him were officially killed. Because He. Is. So. TRY. James Franco is the celebrity Try writing equivalent to Victoria Beckham Try in style. Full Story

Public puking

March 30, 2010 07:48:55 Posted at March 30, 2010 07:48:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is surprisingly not about Lindsay Lohan. But it is a surprise why these two aren’t hanging out. It’s not like they haven’t before. Page Six is reporting that Mischa Barton was at the Bar Marmont the other night on her own and f-cked up. Full Story

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She didn’t go to Berlin

March 30, 2010 07:24:09 Posted at March 30, 2010 07:24:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What? Aaron Johnson and Chloe Grace Moretz were at the Berlin photo call today for Kick-Ass but there was no sign of Aaron’s baby mother Sam Taylor-Wood. Perhaps she’s resting at the hotel, perhaps she’ll show for the carpet? Hopefully. "OK, you c-nts, let's see what you can do now!" This might turn out to be Hit Girl’s most famous line. Full Story

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Jen’s night shoe problem

March 30, 2010 06:56:59 Posted at March 30, 2010 06:56:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This Bounty Hunter press tour looks like it’s taking a toll on Gerry B. Spittle looks tired, is fading. His co-star and possible Settling Soulmate, however, as Tina Fey might say, is holding up beautifully. Here are Jen and Gerry last night in Berlin for the red carpet and again this afternoon, turning up in Madrid on this seemingly interminable media run. Full Story

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March 30, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

March 30, 2010 06:38:31 Posted at March 30, 2010 06:38:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy Birthday Madelyn! Congratulations on the twins and on the new night nurse! Did you see the Nick Hoult post yesterday? Here are a few more from the premiere of Clash of the Titans in London last night. Christina says you think he’d make a great Lewis. We must debate this. Photos from Gareth Cattermole/Dave Hogan/Gettyimages.com Full Story

Monday, March 29, 2010

Dear Gossips,

“It’s fun, it’s sad, and it’s kind of sad that it’s so much fun” – so wrote A.O. Scott for the New York Times in his review of Hot Tub Time Machine. Can’t wait to see Hot Tub Time Machine.  Read Full Intro

Nicholas Hoult for Shannon

March 29, 2010 15:30:34 Posted at March 29, 2010 15:30:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I received an email today from a reader called Shannon: “Hi Lainey! I love you but why don't you love Nicholas Hoult??!!!!” How could I not love Marcus? I saw About a Boy with a very good friend of mine and it had been a sh-tty day and we hit the movie and it was 2 hours of relief and we came out of there feeling so much better. Full Story