I’ll gladly share with her

January 6, 2010 12:18:00 Posted at January 6, 2010 12:18:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My husband. It’s a great relief to me now that Jacek’s quiveration preferences have changed since we’ve been together. When we met, he had Heather Graham on his list. He will argue that this is largely attributable to the fact that Austin Powers was his hero but back then, undeniably, dopey eyed and big tits were his go-to risers. Full Story

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The Good Mommy Weight Loss Method

January 6, 2010 11:55:49 Posted at January 6, 2010 11:55:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

These are the things you get from your mother. Our perfect parent found a permanent way to keep the weight down – with a lap band installation a few years ago. At the same time, she thought she’d help out her little girl too. By pretty much forcing her teenage daughter to have one put in as well. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

January 6, 2010 11:49:47 Posted at January 6, 2010 11:49:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Channing Tatum tries to be Ryan Gosling (Popeater)

Jennifer Aniston’s next hairstyle (Dlisted)

Unemployed, looking ROUGH (Hollywood Tuna)

Miley Cyrus makes excuse for her parent pimps (Just Jared)

Ashley Greene: from wannabe Kristen Stewart to wannabe Leighton Meester (Pop Sugar)

Natalie Portman doesn’t want Kate Hudson’s roles (Cele|bitchy)

How will the GMD resist these underage abs? (INO)

How long before these two skanks star in their own sibling porn? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

The only time I’ve ever care about an Andy Roddick interview (Towleroad)

Who do you believe? A mooch or a crackhead? (TheSuperficial)

Porny’s new hair, hot legs

January 6, 2010 10:08:42 Posted at January 6, 2010 10:08:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s another Ken Paves soap opera creation – he and his most high profile client Jessica Simpson were shot leaving his salon last night after spending hours inside working on a new ‘do. Blonde curly mall waves. Mall waves weave? Probably not a bad bed. You know they sell them Full Story

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Emile WHO?

January 6, 2010 08:54:49 Posted at January 6, 2010 08:54:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Robert Pattinson was hanging out with Emile Hirsch in Cannes. We were there that night at the Du Cap when they arrived and, for Laura, I endured two hours of his bullsh-t before I made her leave. Because I could no longer stand Emile Hirsch’s groundbreaking Ph.D dissertation on filmmaking. Click here Full Story


January 6, 2010 08:46:23 Posted at January 6, 2010 08:46:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There was a time, in the early-ish part of the last decade, when Jennifer Lopez was as famous as one could be. But it’s 2010 now. And she can’t pass herself off as a singer anymore. And the promise of Out of Sight never really materialised. And since Selena it’s been one sh-tty movie after another. Full Story

Sponsored Tingles: OSiS Style #1

January 6, 2010 08:35:00 Posted at January 6, 2010 08:35:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Rihanna and Matt Kemp As we mentioned over the Holidays, OSiS wants to send you to a high profile, invite-only party and they have 2 tickets with your name on them! You and a friend will be whisked away to St John’s, Newfoundland where you will party like rock stars and rub elbows with the hottest celebrities at an ultra exclusive Gibson Guitar All Star party. Full Story

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Supermodels on holiday

January 6, 2010 08:18:00 Posted at January 6, 2010 08:18:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Kate Moss and Naomi Campbell are both in Thailand with their boyfriends on holiday. Naomi’s dude is a Russian billionaire called Vladislav Doronin. Of course. They’ve been together a while now. Seems like their relationship consists of going from one luxury resort to another. Vlady is a hunk though. Full Story

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It was her Oscar

January 6, 2010 07:21:39 Posted at January 6, 2010 07:21:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If this is the way she gives acceptance speeches for acting, maybe she should win one. Diablo Cody tweeted from the Palm Springs Film Festival Awards last night that: Mariah Carey just gave the most awesome acceptance speech of all time. Unfortunately, at press time, there’s only this short video of what happened. Full Story

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January 6, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

January 6, 2010 07:03:17 Posted at January 6, 2010 07:03:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

To Jessica from Jennifer who admires you so much for your London adventure. Berlin and Prague > Pickering! And for Naera – that’s quite the arty snowman! Re: Jacek , that’s his first name, it’s Polish, and no, we had no idea it means bastard in Korean. I’m not Korean and thankfully Jacek doesn’t mean anything in Chinese. Full Story