Carey & Eddie & the friend circle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 31, 2011 13:23:00 January 31, 2011 13:23:00

What happened to Carey and Tom? Look, she’s 25. She just came off the most significant romance of her life. She’s allowed to have a rebound friend. We’re all allowed a rebound friend. Hopefully they ended their rebound friendship on good terms. Because if not, she’s cocking up some other bonds too. Full Story

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Guys who don’t want us & friends left behind

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 31, 2011 12:32:00 January 31, 2011 12:32:00

Written by Sasha Hey Sasha, I reconnected with this guy I know from high school. He lives back home which is in the Caribbean and I live in Toronto. We would bbm, skype and fb. He told me that he had a crush on me in high school but was too shy to say anything. Full Story

You’re lame if you hate GOOP

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 31, 2011 12:16:49 January 31, 2011 12:16:49

Gwyneth Paltrow covers the new issue of Harper’s Bazaar UK. I love the styling. Particularly the skin lace gown as she contorts to find the most flattering angle of her taut body. Heavily shadowed and retouched, for sure, because from G to SJP, no one wants to actually resemble a real person anymore. Full Story

The British Invasion continues

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 31, 2011 12:07:57 January 31, 2011 12:07:57

Written by Sarah The top-of-the-heap guys, Robert Pattinson and Daniel Radcliffe, are British. The up-and-comers, Andrew Garfield and Alex Pettyfer, are British. The next-one-coming, Eddie Redmayne, is British. And now Warner Brothers has announced their new Superman, and guess what? He’s British. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 31, 2011 12:00:46 January 31, 2011 12:00:46

As much as I worship MK, I disagree with him here. LOVE this outfit SO much. (Dlisted)

“Turd” is almost as lame as “Asshat” (The Superficial)

Scarlett and Ryan: keeping it civil, or trying again? (Popeater)

Please Amanda Seyfried. Please don’t say you’re moving in with that loser. (Hollywood Tuna)

Jakey & Atticus! It’s been a while! (Pop Sugar)

Caleb Followill and his gf/fiancée in Nashville (Just Jared)

Um, why is Lea Michele namechecking Fanny Brice??!!?? (Cele|bitchy)

Zac Efron eyes up some Laker Girl ass (Socialite Life)

Scroll down. It’s Sara Carbonero all hot and sweaty (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Channing Tatum + radio seems like an insurmountable task. Like, if you can’t see him, how do you know it knows how to talk? (I'm Not Obsessed)

Worst Actress: Jane Lynch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 31, 2011 11:22:36 January 31, 2011 11:22:36

Look, I’ve looked through it over and over again, to choose someone else, anyone else, for such a dubious distinction. But last night, it kept coming back to this. To Jane Lynch. Beloved Jane Lynch. Because even though we adore her, even though she’s a badass bitch who’s finally hit her stride, this… this is unacceptable. Full Story

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Best Actress: Nicole Kidman

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 31, 2011 11:16:00 January 31, 2011 11:16:00

As I said last night on Twitter, I love this dress so much I’d actually consider hitting up a fraud marriage for 9 years, employing a philandering country singer to be my husband, walking around with a pillow during my pregnancy, and botoxing the sh-t of out my face if I could look like Nicole Kidman in this Nina Ricci. Full Story

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SAG Boss: Mark Wahlberg

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 31, 2011 09:42:32 January 31, 2011 09:42:32

There’s been no mention yet of James Franco I WENT TO FILM SCHOOL. Why? Because his ego penis was nowhere near as intrusive as Mark Wahlberg’s last night. Wahlberg dragged his balls on stage and cockily took up our time to stroke his own dick. Did you see? While presenting with Amy Adams,he decided to congratulate himself first, his movie, the actors in his movie, and his tv show, Boardwalk Empire… We get it. Full Story

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SAG let this be the last time: Angie Harmon

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 31, 2011 09:25:34 January 31, 2011 09:25:34

Are you done with this dress and all its interpretations? Penelope Cruz did it one year at the Oscars, and repeated herself a few times after that, and every other designer decided to copy that big full feather/bubble/cotton ball skirt… to the point that now, without fail, it shows up at every goddamn awards show like a thing that just. Full Story

Best SAG Print: Claire Danes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 31, 2011 09:18:25 January 31, 2011 09:18:25

And a monumental bitchface too when she got out of her car. I attributed it to hunger. Angela just looks so hungry all the time, so bulimic in the jaw, gossip would be a lot less interesting if these people decided to eat like normal. Boys too, not just girls. For starters they’d all be nicer to each other. Full Story

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