Ants on pants

April 1, 2010 07:26:11 Posted at April 1, 2010 07:26:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Madonna went out last night with Jesus Luz and a few friends in London – more on this later – with what looks like an ant pattern all over her pants. At least this is how the photo agencies are describing it. Whatever. They’re ugly. And they’re really... OLD. Like, my mother would probably wear these pants. Full Story

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The Heart Truth Fashion Show 2010

April 1, 2010 06:58:07 Posted at April 1, 2010 06:58:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Joannie Rochette walked down the runway and it was a standing ovation, and she held her sh-t together while everyone else was blubbering in the seats. That girl is steel. I love her. Heart disease and stroke is the leading cause of death for Canadian women. The LEADING CAUSE. And women are MORE likely to die of heart attack or stroke than men. Full Story

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April 1, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

April 1, 2010 06:43:11 Posted at April 1, 2010 06:43:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

To Claire from Celestial – was great meeting you yesterday! Happy 27th Birthday Jane – Jess is looking forward to having a few “Jane-sized” drinks with you tonight! To Laura G in Toronto - thinking of you every day, and hoping you are getting through. Wish I could be there in person for an afternoon of pedis & trashy magazines to give you a bit of a break. Full Story

Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Dear Gossips,

So Jesse James has now confirmed he’s entered a treatment facility. Just like Tiger Woods before him and what’s sure to be countless others after him, James is supposedly getting help for “Sex Addiction” which, really, when you think about it, should actually be called “Sex-With-Other-Bitches-You’re-Not-Married-To” Addiction because the problem never seems to be about too much sex with their wives.  Read Full Intro

Gabby SNL

March 31, 2010 15:27:32 Posted at March 31, 2010 15:27:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

E!'s Marc Malkin is reporting that Gabourey Sidibe will be hosting Saturday Night Live before the end of the season. Love this choice. And not because Gabby's so great. Full Story

Post break-up Abbie

March 31, 2010 14:01:40 Posted at March 31, 2010 14:01:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Abbie Cornish is shooting The Dark Fields in New York. They filmed an action scene today at Wollman Rink. Jacek and I were there in December. It’s a lovely stop in the winter. As you know, Abbie is done with Ryan Phillippe. Rumour has it, he kept cheating on her. Well of course he did. He kept cheating on Reese Witherspoon too. Full Story

Photo Assumption: Braff & the Rossum

March 31, 2010 11:09:35 Posted at March 31, 2010 11:09:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Zach Braff and Emmy Rossum both attended the Green event last night in New York. Want to Photo Assumption Braff’s face as he’s sitting beside her? I don’t want to be your friend, stop begging me. But f-ck is she desperate. It’s an environmental debate. Look at her footwear. Necessary? No. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

March 31, 2010 10:57:03 Posted at March 31, 2010 10:57:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Vanity Fair is publishing stories about Tiger’s Tampons…and a gossip blog is considered offside??? (Dlisted)

When I said parents should try everything, I didn’t mean this. (The Superficial)

This will make you angry. Because Sandra Bullock is feeling like it’s her fault. WE SUCK. (Popeater)

Robert Pattinson looking the same on set but they can’t get enough (Pop Sugar)

Please. Like she’d ever get rid of her ass. That’s all she is. (Hollywood Tuna)

Cory Monteith sandwiched by ladies (Just Jared)

Peabody loves Glee! (E! Online)

Kate Bosworth in leggings (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Vampire I’d Like to F-ck (Towleroad)

Carey gushes about Shia (Cele|bitchy)

Maggie is long

March 31, 2010 10:06:09 Posted at March 31, 2010 10:06:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Maggie Gyllenhaal was at The Darker Side of Green Climate Change Debate in New York yesterday. Am all over this blouse. Love it. And she looks LONG. Because she is long. I had to crank my head up at her at the Spirit Awards a few weeks ago in LA on the carpet. Most celebrities are smaller than you think they are. Full Story

Christian and the Peas

March 31, 2010 09:48:58 Posted at March 31, 2010 09:48:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A rare sighting of Christian Bale last night with his daughter and wife Sibi leaving the Black Eyed Peas concert in LA. Bale is currently enjoying some free time, having recently wrapped on The Fighter. He is confirmed for Batman 3, the final installment of Christopher Nolan’s interpretation but Nolan revealed recently that a script is still not ready, which means production details remain on hold. Full Story

Sam & Aaron with the family

March 31, 2010 08:41:00 Posted at March 31, 2010 08:41:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sam Taylor-Wood was not with Aaron Johnson yesterday in Berlin at the Kick-Ass photo call and I was a little sad. As you know, I am obsessed. Then these new photos surfaced. SO GOOD. They were taken on March 27th in London. Aaron went for Starbucks, then went to get Sam at the salon with her girls. All four of them left together. Full Story

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