The Help trailer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 20, 2011 13:05:00 April 20, 2011 13:05:00

I read the book like everyone else who reads books on lists. I thought it was … OK. It certainly didn’t change my life or anything. Found the ending rather underwhelming. And, well, I have some serious fundamental issues with it that, um, are probably best left to another discussion. So I guess I’m not as excited about the movie as others may be. Full Story

What a dumb bitch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 20, 2011 12:00:55 April 20, 2011 12:00:55

Lindsay LOHAN somehow found someone who was willing to give her an acting job. A real acting job. Marc Fiore, producer of the Gotti biopic, crazily enough, went on record as saying she was his first choice. That she deserved a fifth chance to put her sh-t back together and he wanted to provide that opportunity. Full Story

This is Prim

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 20, 2011 11:28:34 April 20, 2011 11:28:34

Her name is Willow Shields. THR confirms that she’s officially been cast as Prim in The Hunger Games. You like? I like that she’s pretty much a total unknown. I believe that Jennifer Lawrence’s Katniss would need to protect her. I am happy, so happy, that it’s not Chloe Moretz or Abigail Breslin or whoever it was that everyone was speculating about. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 20, 2011 11:18:56 April 20, 2011 11:18:56

There’s a common link here with Justin Bieber and Twilight fans but I’m too tired to find it (Dlisted)

Katy Perry’s really cheap unflattering dress (The Superficial)

Pippy’s balls haven’t dropped but he’s going bald already? I don’t actually believe this (Popeater)

Would you wear Loubs to the dry cleaner’s? (Hollywood Tuna)

Vince Vaughn and wife prevented a sweep (Pop Sugar)

Nicole Richie’s kids and their really cute curly hair (Just Jared)

A really skinny girl made out with a really big mouth (Cele|bitchy)

So… does that mean they won’t be invited to any bunga bunga parties? (Buzznet)

Why work when you can f-ck a washed up rocker? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Were there any children at Suri Cruise’s birthday party? (Pink Is The New Blog)

Kristen Stewart: travel week

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 20, 2011 10:23:25 April 20, 2011 10:23:25

Exclusive Kristen Stewart left Vancouver early this morning, packing up all her sh-t, gone for good having wrapped all shooting requirements in Canada. There’s still a little more work to be done though. This a little later. It’s been a busy week of flying for Stewart so far. On Saturday night she flew to New York with boyfriend Robert Pattinson to support him at his premiere for Water For Elephants on Sunday. Full Story

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High Street Princess

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 20, 2011 09:35:12 April 20, 2011 09:35:12

The Royal Wedding is in 9 days and Kate Middleton has still not gone underground yet. Smart. Even smarter, even though she’s to be the most photographed woman in the world, who’d be able to wear anything from any designer, buy exclusively from the most exclusives, she’s still shopping on the high street. Full Story

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The Neglected

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 20, 2011 08:30:06 April 20, 2011 08:30:06

Written by Duana Oh why Hello. The show opens with some math, so you know about how I’m going to feel. The kids are going to sell Salt Water Taffy to raise money to get to Nationals. Kids are not jazzed about this because people still hate them. Full Story

Baby Mother not invited

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 20, 2011 07:53:46 April 20, 2011 07:53:46

Guy Ritchie is on the guest list for the Royal Wedding. Without a plus one. Which means he can’t bring his girlfriend Jacqui Ainsley who is pregnant. I guess the Royal People don’t want you unless you’re, like, official. Being the knocked up GF doesn’t count. Or maybe they only extended him one spot because they didn’t want to take the chance that he’d bring his ex-wife Madonna. Full Story

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Jessica Biel: inspired by Kellan Lutz?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 20, 2011 07:24:59 April 20, 2011 07:24:59

Jessica Biel was photographed at Miami airport yesterday. Apparently she was flying off to an island in the Caribbean for some relaxation after having spent the last few weeks on set in Louisiana shooting a movie called Playing The Field with Gerard Butler’s Spittle. Since that can’t have been hard work, I’m assuming the relaxation that’s required is a result of her recent split from Justin Timberlake. Full Story

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April 20, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 20, 2011 07:08:22 April 20, 2011 07:08:22

Karen in Georgetown, ON! Happy Birthday from Lizanne who says she knows things have been sh-tty but she also knows you’re tough enough to get through it, and thrive later. Lizanne has requested for you some vampire action. Alexander Skarsgard (at Coachella with Kate Bosworth – sorry! those are the most recent!) and Robert Pattinson are attached. Full Story