T.I., Tiny, and Purple Drank

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 2, 2010 08:52:50 September 2, 2010 08:52:50

Oh la. T.I. and the Original Situation, his wife Tiny, were busted this morning on a drug charge, specifically possession of a “controlled substance”. TMZ is now speculating, due to the presence of Styrofoam cups in the car, that the two were enjoying some Purple Drank. Full Story

But what do you mean by “value”?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 2, 2010 08:38:52 September 2, 2010 08:38:52

Written by Sarah I have a friend who’s so rich he has no money. His bank statements reflect an amount he can never access. Where I could go into my bank and walk out with a check for my net worth, JJ would probably cripple Wall Street for a couple days if he tried a similar move. Full Story

Don’t be layered

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 2, 2010 08:11:49 September 2, 2010 08:11:49

Sometimes I worry that Jon Hamm is too perfect – he’s handsome, he’s funny, he’s smart, he’s talented, he’s humble, he’s chill, he doesn’t have a massive ego, he will make a fool out of himself whenever you ask him to, he will dance, like an ass, and he’ll even sing, badly, for not even that much money. Full Story

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Natalie surges ahead

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 2, 2010 07:53:00 September 2, 2010 07:53:00

Black Swan opened the Venice Film Festival yesterday and the reviews have been largely positive. Even when they’re not positive, they’re not total sh-t either, and the critics who love it, really really do love it, some even going so far as to call Black Swan Darren Aronofsky’s first masterpiece, with his leading lady, Natalie Portman, delivering what many agree to be the finest, most nuanced, most impressive performance of her career. Full Story

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September 2, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 2, 2010 07:17:42 September 2, 2010 07:17:42

Meryl! Happy 40th with memories of the Bayview 26. Pace yourself at the Thompson Rooftop, will you? As for Taylor Kitsch... well he should be in town soon. For now, for your birthday, instead of photos how about The Bang Bang Club trailer? Ignore Ryan Phillippe’s carbface because TK is the payoff. Full Story

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Today is September 1st. You know what that means. You know it’s time for school. See below, photos attached. Is it November yet? And by all means be cynical about Hollywood and its players. You should, we should. But forgive me if I don’t want to, if I won’t, apply all that to Sandra Bullock.  Read Full Intro

Double Rossum

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 1, 2010 15:00:33 September 1, 2010 15:00:33

Oh look. It’s the dry heave-inducing Rossum in LA last night leaving a show at the Troubadour with her very own doppelganger. But of course the Rossum would have a friend twin. My friend Lo had a weird anxiety attack about us both wearing our converse in London last week even though they were different colours. Full Story

Ultimate Fontrum

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 1, 2010 13:42:45 September 1, 2010 13:42:45

I never want to be this embarrassed for someone. Because it’s uncomfortable. Embarrassment is awkward and ill-fitting, there’s no pleasure in feeling it, not when it’s related to you, or to someone else. Fontrum is the worst degree of other person embarrassment. And the worst fontrum I’ve felt in a while just happened after reading this report – from The Hollywood Reporter Full Story

Tender Mother Madonna and Teen Girls

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 1, 2010 13:00:13 September 1, 2010 13:00:13

Madonna continues to direct W.E. in London. She also wrote the script... Anyway, Lourdes has been with her mom almost constantly on set – she even has a walk on role – obviously eager to follow in the family business. Has been for a while. Madonna raising a teenager - there are a lot of things I don’t love about Madonna right now but this, this I love so much. Full Story

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Pacey knows Greek mythology

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 1, 2010 12:04:17 September 1, 2010 12:04:17

The new issue of NUVO Magazine, published in Vancouver, features our very own Joshua Jackson, photographed in Los Angeles, more handsome than ever. And actually rather erudite. Commenting on the environment and specifically the Gulf oil spill and how it might only be the beginning in a future fraught with more disaster, Josh posited: “Pick your myth—we’re either Pandora or Prometheus or, frankly maybe Icarus. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 1, 2010 11:07:36 September 1, 2010 11:07:36

As temptingly smutty as this sounds, please consider the source. Star Magazine isn’t exactly slamdunk. (Dlisted)

Every day she’s out of rehab, Lilo looks progressively worse (The Superficial)

You loved the song, you’ll love the video. Ain’t that some sh-t. (Popeater)

Would these two please just do it already? (Hollywood Tuna)

My Gwyneth and your George (Just Jared)

Jon Hamm. Now go look. (Pop Sugar)

Lea Michele and Rossum should be best friends (Celebuzz)

We get it Demi Moore. You are hotter than everyone. Now f-ck off. (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Jon Hamm looks like he’s holding in a fart (The Blemish)

Robin Wright’s replacement is Charlize Theron? (Cele|bitchy)