Robo Tawny

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 20, 2010 08:07:55 July 20, 2010 08:07:55

Remember Tawny Kitaen? I mean the original Tawny Kitaen. Here I go again on my own… Katie Holmes worked some Tawny Kitaen in the hair last night in New York. I’m actually kinda into it. Sucker for the 80s. Still, now in her 30s, that fringe is not a feng shui advantage for Robo. I also don’t understand why she decided to wear Office Heels with this dress. Full Story

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Christopher Nolan as auteur

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 20, 2010 07:56:35 July 20, 2010 07:56:35

Written by Sarah Christopher Nolan is the only working auteur today. At its simplest level, the auteur theory states that a director is the principal author of a film, despite the inherently industrial nature of filmmaking, in which dozens of parts must work together to create the whole. Full Story

Just Jennifer Aniston

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 20, 2010 07:41:53 July 20, 2010 07:41:53

According to Gossip Cop, the scent of Jennifer Aniston is no longer called LOLAVIE. It was supposed to be called LOLAVIE but it turns out LOLAVIE isn’t all that original and would have conflicted with Marc Jacobs LOLA. So now it’s just Jennifer Aniston, the fragrance. Full Story

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Summertime Pitt Porn

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 20, 2010 06:50:41 July 20, 2010 06:50:41

Oh thanks God. There was no Pitt Porn at Cannes this year and there’s been no Pitt Porn for months and it’s been a hot dry summer and now finally, finally they took the porn out for a ride and everything else stopped. All in service of course of Salt. Full Story

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July 20, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 20, 2010 06:12:17 July 20, 2010 06:12:17

Happy Birthday Erin P with love and “heaps of sugar on top” from Ritchie and me too because YOU are the original smutty connection. Thank you! For Nora in London – Happy Belated Birthday and, um, I’m not in London for another month but I would have come early for your “civilised picnic” and the subsequent snogging! Full Story

Monday, July 19, 2010

Dear Gossips,

What would happen if Christopher Nolan wrote a movie with Damon Lindelof and Carlton Cuse? Mindf-ck of ALL Mindf-cks, non? I’ve now seen Inception twice and I still need to see it again. Because like Lost, it will continue to reveal itself.  Read Full Intro

Jason Bateman: moving on

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 19, 2010 14:31:41 July 19, 2010 14:31:41

I heard from many of you following his iPad incident saying I was being too harsh in judging his queue jumping and the sh-t he took for it afterwards followed by his dumbass excuse and then subsequent retraction of said excuse and offer of apology. Because he’s cute and funny? It was a dick move. Full Story

How to give great interview by Bill Murray

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 19, 2010 12:58:00 July 19, 2010 12:58:00

He doesn’t do it often. He doesn’t work often. He doesn’t have an agent or a publicist. You can only reach him via 800 number. For reals. So when he does talk, he makes it worthwhile. Always. There was a great article about Bill Murray a couple of weeks ago in Entertainment Weekly about how reclusive and weird he is, about the infamous 800 number, about how you have to fax pages to a random Kinko’s if he’s interested enough to read the script – he’s everything you want your weird celebrity to be and he can back his sh-t up with legitimate skill, original, irreplaceable skill. Full Story

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Megan Fox, The Hunger Games, and where to eat

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 19, 2010 12:01:37 July 19, 2010 12:01:37

Last Wednesday, the night I ate those bad clams and almost lost the will to live, I was out for dinner with someone who lives in LA who was telling a story about eating at the Cheesecake Factory and I was like –there’s food at the Cheesecake Factory? And apparently it’s a proper restaurant, like any chain restaurant, in addition to sh-tloads of cheesecake. Full Story

Manslinger’s happy holiday

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 19, 2010 11:26:25 July 19, 2010 11:26:25

Kate Hudson is currently on holiday in St Tropez enjoying a simultaneous professional and personal high. She recently wrapped on Something Borrowed, has a few other banal romantic comedies planned, and is dating the lead singer of one of the hottest bands in the world – Matt Bellamy of Muse – who isn’t averse to public gushing about his new girl. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 19, 2010 10:51:03 July 19, 2010 10:51:03

Imagine how confusing this show will be for Michael Phelps? (Dlisted)

Italy is now officially infected by Ebola’s wonk ass nipples (The Superficial)

One more YAY for child stardom! (Popeater)

Ebola says she’s never smoked pot. Inception. (Hollywood Tuna)

Two Glee boys night out (Just Jared)

Porny managed to eat without her tits in her face (Pop Sugar)

Taupe and the girls with her wedding officiant (ASL)

Katy Perry went on a roller coaster without much support (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Expendable, yes. But easily removed? Goddamn it, no (INO)

Just what we need: Size 2 empowering women (Cele|bitchy)