Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 1, 2010 11:09:34 June 1, 2010 11:09:34

JailBait Miley treats the Portuguese to her camel toe (The Superficial)

Adrien’s douche stache is definitely dating someone more boring that Blake Lively. Yes, it’s possible (Dlisted)

Scarlett and Ryan giving up Hollywood? (Popeater)

Kelly Brook for FHM (Hollywood Tuna)

I want to inherit Gwen’s wardrobe! (Just Jared)

Kristen Stewart on dating and tabloids (Pop Sugar)

Chris Colfer (Kurt from Glee) on how his voice was not always a gift (Towleroad)

Kelly Rowland in a bikini (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Rachel Bilson in short shorts (Popoholic)

The British Taylor Momsen? (Go Fug Yourself)

Take refuge among Hello Kitties

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 1, 2010 09:46:54 June 1, 2010 09:46:54

SJP and co left the States just in time to escape critical evisceration of their movie and the uncomfortable reality of a tepid box office. As noted in today’s open, Sex & the City 2 is one of the worst reviewed movies of the year. But not for the Hello Kitties. My people, we Asians, we are major consumers of designer goods, perhaps part of the reason why luxury is no longer luxury. Full Story

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Hold my baby

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 1, 2010 08:44:00 June 1, 2010 08:44:00

Yesterday in the Kristen Stewart article – click here for a refresher – I posited that Celebrity is a job, and part of the job is posing with fans. And their babies. Which is what Gwen Stefani did yesterday, holding on to some random’s random distressed child. Full Story

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The Italian Queen: Team Jolie?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 1, 2010 08:10:47 June 1, 2010 08:10:47

As you know, I’ve been all over her Twitter because, well, she wants me to be. She wants you to be. That’s the point of it. Elisabetta Canalis currently has almost 800 followers, nearly triple and growing steadily since we first noticed it when I was in Cannes. After all, it’s only one step away from George. Full Story

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How much trouble...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 1, 2010 07:30:26 June 1, 2010 07:30:26

Could these two get in together? Apparently it was just a chance encounter at LAX when Ewan McGregor ran into Robbie Williams and his girlfriend Ayda Field. But even though Robbie has supposedly mellowed out the last year or so, partying with Ewan, there could be some serious damage. At least in my imagination. Full Story

June 1, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 1, 2010 07:23:00 June 1, 2010 07:23:00

This is for Gordie and his big goofy face and for Rob who brought him home where he belongs after a rough start in life. Am so happy you found each other. Love your description of his “small-man syndrome”. Marcus has a little bit of that too. He also has “I’m a pussy syndrome” and often turns into a drama queen for no reason. Full Story

Monday, May 31, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Hush, love. I see two lights in the sky. Oh it’s almost blinding me... Two doves will emerge from Celine Dion’s womb 6 months from now. And oh happy us, hopefully we’ll get to see every ultrasound and hear every heartbeat.  Read Full Intro

The A-Team Nascar

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 31, 2010 16:00:00 May 31, 2010 16:00:00

We’re less than two weeks away now from the release of The A-Team. I can’t wait. It looks bad. And this is good. Because you don’t go to The A-Team expecting The Hurt Locker anyway. The stars of the movie, without their leader Liam Neeson/Hannibal, were at the Coca-Cola 600 Nascar race in Charlotte yesterday on a promotional gig. Full Story

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The GMD slaps some boy ass

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 31, 2010 15:07:00 May 31, 2010 15:07:00

He just wishes it was Robert Pattinson’s. Seen these? For those who haven’t, it’s the GMD reprising his memorable role from Tropic Thunder as Les Grossman in two ads for the upcoming MTV Movie Awards airing June 6th. The first is a play on Risky Business. For years I’ve never been able to articulate why his feet in those socks bothers me in that scene. Full Story

Jude on the tube

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 31, 2010 12:33:14 May 31, 2010 12:33:14

Well, not really. He’s just walking through Waterloo station with his children in his leather jacket and rolled up jeans with no socks and that little head squiggle all messed up. The photo agency is noting that Jude seems tired. It was his turn with the kids this weekend then, non? Sometimes it seems he has, like, 40 of them. Full Story

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Unemployed and no photoshop

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 31, 2010 11:58:00 May 31, 2010 11:58:00

Megan Fox spent the long weekend with Brian Austin Green in Hawaii not appearing to be too broken up about being replaced by that hot British model in Transformers 3. Fox will soon start heavy promotion for Jonah Hex. And not a bad way to kick it off given that the movie is expected to appeal primarily to the male demographic. Full Story

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