Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Elin Nordegren just wiped out every other cover at the newsstand. By now you’re probably aware of at least some of the details in the People Magazine exclusive – that she did not beat the sh-t out of Tiger Woods with a golf club, that she had no idea he was cheating and so flagrantly, and that theirs was not a fake marriage.  Read Full Intro

Don’t f-ck with Santana

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 25, 2010 14:17:54 August 25, 2010 14:17:54

Favourite story of the day, oh la. Mark Salling was dealing with Naya Rivera. She thought she was his main girl. In his mind, supposedly, there is no main girl. There are several girls on rotation, just like Puck. So according to Us Weekly, when Naya found out, she went Carrie Underwood on his ass. Full Story

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Destiny’s first heartbreak

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 25, 2010 13:39:21 August 25, 2010 13:39:21

The child star formerly known as Destiny Hope Cyrus is now single. Gossip Cop cites a source close to Liam Hemsworth who claims that it’s done between them, specifically describing Liam as “completely single”. See? That boy wants things. Full Story

Sandy talks too

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 25, 2010 11:23:05 August 25, 2010 11:23:05

Elin talked to People, Sandra Bullock will talk to Matt Lauer. She’ll be interviewed by Matt in New Orleans on Tuesday although given her behaviour so far, it seems unlikely that Sandy will be any more revelatory that she’s been already. Rather, she will probably focus on initiatives re: the 5th year anniversary of Hurricane Katrina and rebuilding efforts in New Orleans, with particular focus on Warren Easton Charter High School. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 25, 2010 10:43:00 August 25, 2010 10:43:00

I don’t know if I can make it through this James Franco movie. It looks TERRIFYING. (Popeater)

I just don’t get what’s so interesting about people having lots of babies and struggling to manage. Really? Like more than Friday Night Lights??? (Dlisted)

Douche and drink at the same time (The Superficial)

How big is Reese Witherspoon’s closet? (Hollywood Tuna)

I’ll show you my private cell phone pics if you go see my movie (Just Jared)

Natalie Portman never ages (Pop Sugar)

Jennifer Aniston’s next career move: threesomes and nudity (Hollywood Life)

Katy Perry has a fit body. But that dress is loose on her (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Miss Philippines like such as, the Iraq, and build up our future, for us (The Blemish)

Naomi Campbell will beat you in the head with hot sauce (Cele|bitchy)

He’s in no rush

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 25, 2010 09:18:39 August 25, 2010 09:18:39

The American opens in exactly a week. Meanwhile George Clooney was bikeriding today with Elisabetta Canalis in Italy. As I keep noting, normally there would have been a lot more press, a lot more presence. Clearly George’s priority is not publicity right now. And we are well past the one year mark for Ely after weathering a cocaine and prostitution scandal from which she’s emerged completely unscathed. Full Story

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 25, 2010 09:08:00 August 25, 2010 09:08:00

Chicken Fried, Beysus, and the Sh-t House

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 25, 2010 09:03:41 August 25, 2010 09:03:41

Britney Spears is in Hawaii with her man Jason Trawick. Jason Trawick’s body > Jensen Ackles’s body. Right??? I like ‘em lean. Fried Chicken managed to clean up her weave in time for the holiday, or maybe that’s because we can’t see it from the back. Britney is relaxing after a productive week – she shot for Glee and she’s been working in studio on a new album. Full Story

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Shirtless in Vancouver

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 25, 2010 08:24:25 August 25, 2010 08:24:25
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Although the weather forecast is never reliable in Vancouver, they say it’s supposed to start cooling down after tomorrow. We’ve had a very good stretch of heat and sunshine which has certainly helped with my low rounds on the golf course – it's an addiction now, now that I’ve shot 95, I’m convinced I can go down to 90, especially since I had 2 quads the other day. Full Story

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Young Blonde Love

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 25, 2010 07:52:00 August 25, 2010 07:52:00

Dianna Agron was spotted on the set of Glee last night and glowing in the presence of a new boy who looks like Alex Pettyfer, one time one night flirt on Emma Watson’s romantic resumé and also Dianna’s co-star in I Am Number Four. Alex plays Number Four, John Smith. Dianna, obviously, plays Sarah. Full Story

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August 25, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 25, 2010 07:31:28 August 25, 2010 07:31:28

Happy 29th Birthday Andrea! Sorry about that assy flu. Does Alcide help a little? Wishing you a quick recovery and then a wonderful celebration to make up for it. And for Kat who’s on a bit of a sh-tty streak: you’re getting every positive (but bitchy) vibe I have! And as for your request for some TwiHard hatemail to lift your spirits, please see the note from Carrie below: Laimey, u so good at bringing the lols! When u gonna get over that Kristen dooped U? Full Story