If this dispensed cocaine, imagine how many Lindsay Lohan would own? (Dlisted)
Megan Fox opens new year with Angelina lips (The Superficial)
Lolita Hayden’s bikini ass and her boyfriend’s busted face (Hollywood Tuna)
Gwen! The signature stomach is BACK (Just Jared)
What LC did for New Year’s (Pop Sugar)
See? Only a bitch would get along with Cher and Christina Aguilera (INO)
Keira Knightley and Cate Blanchett won’t be employed by Her Madgesty? (Cele|bitchy)
Holy sh-t these abs (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
Channing Tatum wants to proposition groupies (ASL)
Now THIS is the perfect loser for Shelf Ass Jessica Biel (Popeater)
Marc Anthony bought into the Miami Dolphins this season. He and his wife have made it a home game tradition to roll out some kind of carpet, and Fergie, also a co-owner, showed up yesterday with Josh Duhamel to round out the season…which was a losing one. So many famous faces. No appearance in the playoffs. Full Story
It’s expired. You can’t possibly use Dear Frankie anymore as a quiveration rationalisation for Gerard Butler. Or Phantom of the Opera, and he was gross in that anyway. As for his boorish grunting in 300 – that’s done too. At least the body is. So let’s recap shall we? Gerry has no real discernable talents. Full Story
They were together for New Year’s, Carey Mulligan and Shia LaBeouf celebrated a first milestone in LA. Very serious. The two were photographed this weekend walking his dog. He apparently has 2 bulldogs – Brando and Rex. They’re saying this is Brando. He has a great face, non? We have a bulldog staying with us right now. Full Story
Can you imagine the f-ckin’ production whenever they go out? I observe my friends with children. How long it takes to get everyone ready, to pack them all up, to make sure no one has to pee, and then you throw security and extra transportation and alleged pap avoidance into the mix and this is the life of the Brange. Full Story
This is Jake Gyllenhaal arriving at LAX yesterday. Not sure where he was. But we all have our theories. As you know, Jakey and Reese Witherspoon are over. He did however spend some time in late December just before Christmas in New York, spotted hanging out with friends at a charity benefit. Curiously enough, Reese a few days later was also in New York. Full Story
Happy belated Birthday, Cheryl! Love, Banko, Pooly and Brett Congratulations to Heather C and Brent M on your Christmas Eve engagement. With hugs and so much love from Kris. And for JT who had a rough 2009 – Jen says you survived it with grace and humour and a still (mostly) functional Visa. This is an achievement indeed. Full Story
Some of you have been reading this blog for 5 years. Some of you even before the blog, when a newsletter arrived a few times a week. Today is the final day of the year, the final day of the decade. To all of you who visit, who gossip, who read our smut, thank you so much for making 2009 and before so memorable. Love your emails, love your hatemail, love the personal stories, love The Swears, love the photos you send, and the experiences you share.
Am looking forward to a gossipy 2010 together and it kicks off in spectacular fashion. I have been named to the CTV Olympic broadcast team – it’s only 43 days away, we start prepping in January, running straight through February, all while balancing award season, and then the Oscars on March 7th with a short break before the Junos, followed by Cannes, and on and on and on… all of it covered on LaineyGossip.com. Hoping you’ll join us here for the ride.
None of it is possible without your support and your smutty senses. So grateful that you make us a stop on your daily gossip journey. Thank you, love you, owe you.
Wishing you a safe, happy, and smutty New Year… but the George Clooney kind of smutty as opposed to the Charlie Sheen kind of smutty. You know.
Yours in gossip,
PS. Kate Bosworth isn’t part of this Casting Couch. Also not Sienna Miller. Or Nicole Kidman. Are you kidding? She’s, like, BFFs with Rupert Murdoch. Strike out Evan Rachel Wood too. And Michelle Pfeiffer and David E Kelley and Annalynne McCord. Please. In her dreams.
Entertainment Weekly named him Best of the Decade. For damn sure. He totally owned it. Up and down and all around, with the arty pics and the big blockbusters, and the cool factor, and the transition – from tortured bad boy to enigmatic family man, no one is the Depp. And this video of his birthday – a cake being presented to him in June in Puerto Rico during the filming of The Rum Diary, he is so humbled, genuinely moved by the gesture, and gracious in accepting it. Full Story
Please. You know it was coming. There’s a special place in my heart for Jessica Simpson. She isn’t evil inside like Ebola Hilton. Porny’s issues stem from her father’s f-ckery, and the lack of true friendship and brain mass. But she’s not ill intentioned. There is genuine affection here. Full Story
See? SEE? This is the Stupid Generation (The Superficial)
This is what Victoria Beckham wants to do with a burger (Dlisted)
Halle Berry or Kate Winslet? (Popeater)
Molly Sims is FIT (Hollywood Tuna)
Taylor Momsen reads from Lindsay’s dialogue. Seriously. They say exactly the same sh-t (Just Jared)
MKO pre NYE hair (Pop Sugar)
Remember when she had a grill instead of a fake rack? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
Next time Robert Pattinson opens his mouth try to find his chipped tooth (Cele|bitchy)
Cute and Cuddly Keira Knightley (Popoholic)
Jared Leto is so beautiful, WHY does he have to be such a f-cking skeeze (ASL)