Same Old Lohans

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 15, 2010 12:15:00 July 15, 2010 12:15:00

Written by Sarah Lindsay Lohan has entered rehab to detox in advance of her ninety-day jail stint. This is not a bad idea. Get through the worst of it before being confronted with the reality going to jail, which will be emotionally brutal enough without adding the shakes into it. Full Story

You’re killing it for me a bit

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 15, 2010 11:43:00 July 15, 2010 11:43:00

Written by Jacek While we’re on the subject of Freebie 5 actresses , might as well update you on my number 5. Here’s Mila Kunis on the set of Friends with Benefits in NYC yesterday. A bit too much make-up for my liking, granted likely not by choice given that she’s shooting. Full Story

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The ESPYs coming into their own

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 15, 2010 10:40:38 July 15, 2010 10:40:38

Written by Sarah I took a stab at watching the ESPYs (ESPN’s annual sports award show—I think it stands for Everybody Sports People Yay) last night. I made it to the 2:25 point, but with no end in sight and a late DVR start, I had to give up. Full Story

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Awkwardly expressive no more

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 15, 2010 10:01:11 July 15, 2010 10:01:11

Written by Jacek Joseph Gordon Levitt was on Letterman last night to promote Inception. Prior to watching I wondered if I’d see the overly expressive, over excited JGL that we saw on SNL a few months ago. Did you see him and cringe a little bit during his monologue? Search it out if you missed it and you’ll see what I mean. Full Story

You Can’t Save Stupid

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 15, 2010 09:14:46 July 15, 2010 09:14:46

Written by Sarah Lainey and I fight over which media-hungry actress is worth saving from herself. She supports Jessica Simpson, saying that you can’t fix someone who sucks, but I say that you also can’t save stupid. With JSimp, it isn’t that she willfully takes the easy way out or makes poor choices; it’s just that she’s dumb. Full Story

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Stamos has more competition

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 15, 2010 08:43:43 July 15, 2010 08:43:43

Written by Jacek Jen Aniston was spotted with a mystery guy last night at the SoHo House in West Hollywood. It would appear that Jen has been on a relatively active man hunt in recent months. And all that while her match-made-by-Lainey (John ‘I-swear-she-looked-18’ Stamos) sits and waits for their destined hook-up. Full Story

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July 15, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 15, 2010 07:37:57 July 15, 2010 07:37:57

Happy 30th to Liz Palermo Cowan from your sister Louisa and the Davison family…Rob, Sawyer and Hazel! Happy birthday to Sunia T! Thanks so much for reading our blog. Here are Will, Ryan, and Jay to start your morning on the right foot before you hit up the DMV. That can spoil any day so maybe this will provide some balance. Full Story

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Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Dear Gossips,

I have to be honest... I’m a little obsessed with the Bristol Palin/Levi Johnston/Us Weekly cover this morning. Obsessed. Like... her mother supposedly doesn’t know AND she’s finding out on the cover of a tabloid.  Read Full Intro

Working with the posse

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 14, 2010 14:57:18 July 14, 2010 14:57:18

This is Leonardo DiCaprio at the premiere of Inception in LA last night. His boy Lukas Haas was there too. Lukas has a smaller part in the film and will also be working on Red Riding Hood in Vancouver which Leo’s company is producing. You hook up your friends. And they’ve been friends for a long time. Full Story

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Battle of the Chesty Blondes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 14, 2010 14:00:59 July 14, 2010 14:00:59

Matthew McConaughey and Ryan Phillippe were photographed today working on a movie called The Lincoln Lawyer, based on the crime novel by Michael Connelly about a lawyer who runs his business out of his Lincoln Town Car and agrees to represent a pretty boy Hollywood skeeze accused of murder. I’ve been ragging on Phillippe lately for the sh-tness of his career. Full Story