SJP green ballet

April 30, 2010 11:02:02 Posted at April 30, 2010 11:02:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sarah Jessica Parker attended the New York City Ballet spring opening last night. Love the jacket over the dress. Love. But... she is deathly thin right now, non? Like more so than usual. Perhaps it’s the stress of running after two babies and a preschooler. I’ll say it again though – she’s never slammed for her veins and her emaciated frame. Full Story

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Crank Fugitive?

April 30, 2010 09:52:08 Posted at April 30, 2010 09:52:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Lindsay Lohan is on probation. One of the court ordered conditions of her probation is that she attend alcohol education classes every 7 days. The alcohol education classes do not take place at the Chateau Marmont. Needless to say, she hasn’t been in compliance. And TMZ Full Story

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The GMD is the boss

April 30, 2010 09:03:56 Posted at April 30, 2010 09:03:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Doesn’t he look it? Stealthy Tom Cruise was photographed yesterday in Long Beach on the set of Knight & Day. It’s been weeks, maybe longer, since we last saw him. Always the wife, always the Little Sci, but very infrequently the GMD. He has many secret missions. And he has the resources and the inclination to keep his movements undercover. Full Story

The Anniversary of their Sex

April 30, 2010 08:20:53 Posted at April 30, 2010 08:20:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Today is a very, very special today. It’s one of the most precious days of all f-cking time. Can you hear the doves? They are singing and fluttering and our hearts should be soaring with the memory and the love and the joy of the memory of the love and the passion of the soul and the miracle of the life. Full Story

GOOP & Manslinger: Sag & Perk

April 30, 2010 07:35:27 Posted at April 30, 2010 07:35:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There were 3 clothing changes for Gwyneth Paltrow yesterday. First a casual-ish blouse and black shorts with big heels upon arriving at Letterman. Then a sheath on Letterman. And then a long lacy looking dress for the Chopard party immediately afterwards. The first two were rather unremarkable. The final choice however. Full Story

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April 30, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

April 30, 2010 07:14:00 Posted at April 30, 2010 07:14:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What’s up Katie M? I heard it’s your last day. And while a love update on those two you’re always asking about may or may not be forthcoming, I do have one very, very important message for you: Andy & Maggie? They’ve been f-cking with your head. They have not seen the Lost finale. Full Story

Madonna & Daughter night out

April 29, 2010 13:48:13 Posted at April 29, 2010 13:48:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

We’ve been waiting for a couple of years. Since Lourdes started demonstrating some sartorial flair and that unmistakable Hunger, we’ve been waiting for her imminent arrival. Almost there. She’ll be 14 in October. And she’s supposed to be the style inspiration behind her mother’s new line of clothing aimed at teens called Material Girl. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

April 29, 2010 13:04:35 Posted at April 29, 2010 13:04:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I would have a drug problem too if that happened to my face (The Superficial)

Brad Pitt gets pissy faced (Dlisted)

How Sandy kept her secret (Popeater)

Never mind the Chicken Fried nips, that’s another busted f-cking wig (Hollywood Tuna)

Robert Pattinson is powerful with Gaga (Pop Sugar)

I initially thought this read Gerard Butler Curly Anus (Just Jared)

OK Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady… THIS is excess (E! Online)

Dumb Hair + Dumb Twat = True Love (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Heather Graham’s chest ornamentation looks like a stab wound (Popoholic)

The Fug Girls don’t like jumpsuits. I love jumpsuits. Especially on Naomi Watts. You? (Go Fug Yourself)

Leaving with his lunchbox and sexy in the morning

April 29, 2010 11:53:53 Posted at April 29, 2010 11:53:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

RDJ left Letterman with his ubiquitous lunch box yesterday. I know it’s not really a lunch box but I like calling it one. Sounds better than his “camera case in which he stores his vitamins which is not a euphemism for drugs, he really does take a lot of vitamins”. See? Lunch box. As usual, he was great on Letterman last night. Full Story