Porny and the First Lady

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 14, 2011 09:46:15 April 14, 2011 09:46:15

Jessica Simpson was in Denver last night performing for military families at Coors Field. The First Lady Michelle Obama invited Porny to join the event, one of many that Mrs Obama and Dr Jill Biden are hosting across the country saluting US service personnel. How much do you love that Jessica’s the supposed Hollywood celebrity and both the First Lady and Dr Biden are better dressed than she is? In fairness to Porny though, what she chose for this occasion is appropriate and proportionate. Full Story

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You’re No Tami Taylor

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 14, 2011 08:56:17 April 14, 2011 08:56:17

Written by Duana There comes a time in every TV program’s life where, despite your crossing your fingers, they do the thing that you wish they hadn’t. They betray you in a way that is painful, and hurts, because you keep hoping they’re tricking you, and going to a place that you weren’t fully sure you knew of. Full Story

No wife, no running & more from G’s dinner!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 14, 2011 08:01:00 April 14, 2011 08:01:00

Chris Martin was the surprise guests at a benefit held at a pub in London last night. Just 48 hours earlier, he was in New York running from paparazzi after his wife Gwyneth Paltrow hosted a dinner party for her famous friends featuring a few recipes from her upcoming cookbook. SO MUCH MORE on that dinner party later. Full Story

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The Brange backstage

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 14, 2011 07:37:31 April 14, 2011 07:37:31

Last night was date night for the Brange in LA as they attended the opening night performance of God of Carnage. Culture! Brad, as you can see, is still working his greaser gangster vibe. Angelina on the other hand, well, she looks like sh-t. Clammy in the face, dark circles under the eyes, not helped by the smudged eyeliner, almost like she has the flu. Full Story

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Lindsay LOHAN: role-stalking Blake Lively

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 14, 2011 07:03:13 April 14, 2011 07:03:13

There was a ridiculously funny story that appeared in Page Six today about Lindsay Lohan and the sh-t she’s peddling right now. As you know, Lohan is supposed to play Victoria Gotti in the Gotti biopic. The only reason she’s getting that job is because her family and the Gottis are tight. Full Story

April 14, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 14, 2011 06:49:04 April 14, 2011 06:49:04

To my friend Lisa S! Happy Birthday! And maybe it be the best, best day, even though a Becks sighting isn’t likely since last night he played where I am in Toronto. Actually… he might be on a plane back to you now! Miss you, hope to hang out some more this summer. And for Maria from Ivan – congratulations on the awesome new job that you’ll always associate with the new Britney Spears video. Full Story

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Remember when Ricky Gervais was vilified for how he hosted the Golden Globes and everyone got all sensitive and sanctimonious because, like, celebrities can’t take a goddamn joke? Then James Franco came along and bungled the Oscars and, well, it sort of put everything in perspective, non?

Anyway, Ricky went on Letterman the other day and they addressed some of his jokes, and the pussy ass reaction he received from the Hollywood people. Click here to see. Oh and by the way, he’s working with Johnny Depp now. So, you know, I think a lot of them pretended to be more offended than they actually were. That’s how it works over there. You can’t openly say you hate your co-star, but you’re not exactly sad when someone else calls them out on their hypocrisies. This, too, is what the internet is for.

Am back in Toronto now. Blogging all day, regular schedule. And no more burning of the ass. Benefits of quick-recovering Asian skin! That is, as mentioned too many times already, until we’re 60 at which point it all goes to sh-t. You’ve seen this right? Click here. So f-cking true.

Yours in gossip,


How a real man poses

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 13, 2011 16:50:01 April 13, 2011 16:50:01

What? You mean this isn’t doing it for you? How can you not get hard for that straddled-led side-lean he’s working here? Not to mention the double finger pump. That pretty much has me cresting. Photos from Daniel Deme/  Full Story

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Harry Potter eats alone

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 13, 2011 13:53:24 April 13, 2011 13:53:24

I do love an alone lunch or dinner once in a while. Bring a book, you don’t have to worry about talking to anyone, take your time with your food. order whatever you want, as much as you want, even if you’re only one person. Get indignant when the server raises his eyebrows – you can’t possibly eat that much. Full Story

The Affectionate Taupes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 13, 2011 13:45:57 April 13, 2011 13:45:57

Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck went to check out a school the other day. Sightings of them together don’t happen too often. And less often is public affection. The two seemed in great spirits. Ben even had a big loving smile for his wife. All’s good then in the land of bland? But those pants, they are killing me. Full Story

Scarlett moves in

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 13, 2011 12:26:35 April 13, 2011 12:26:35

Laura just emailed me: I’m having…A really hard time understanding the Scarjo/Penn thing. Usually I can rationalize these odd pairings some way, but this one is beyond me. What is it she’s looking for? An older man? He doesn’t have his sh-t together - he’s NEVER had his sh-t together. Full Story