August 23, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 23, 2010 07:02:01 August 23, 2010 07:02:01

Happy Birthday Emily who is “eleventy thousand months” pregnant on the couch and needs a little Colin Farrell. It’s always my pleasure. To Lindsay – GOOD LUCK on your first half marathon in support of The Leukemia & Lymphoma Society. Keep me posted on your fundraising Full Story

Friday, August 20, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Duana is here in Vancouver for the first time on a weekend visit. The last time I saw her was about a month ago, at her place in Toronto, and I gave her a copy of The Hunger Games, telling her it needed to happen. She decided not to read it until just before leaving home.  Read Full Intro

Are you Atari?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 20, 2010 12:42:00 August 20, 2010 12:42:00

It’s your new favourite song. Well, it’s certainly my new favourite song. This is Cee-Lo and this is the break-up anthem for 2010, what Demi Lovato needs to be singing to Joe Jonas and Ashley Greene who is apparently now rubbing up her Try all over a Vagina Virgin. Thanks Hez!...and PS. Full Story

Kudos to the costume designer...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 20, 2010 11:26:14 August 20, 2010 11:26:14

And the hair & makeup department. For their work on The Kennedys, now shooting in Toronto, working on a scene today with Katie Holmes and Greg Kinnear as Jacqueline and JFK arriving in Dallas re-enacting that fateful day. In other Katie news, she’s currently featured, along with the rest of the cast of The Romantics, in a new campaign for J Crew to promote the film. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 20, 2010 11:11:08 August 20, 2010 11:11:08

Kylie gives microphone erections (Dlisted)

Has it come to this? LeAnn Rimes sings in a bikini (The Superficial)

Supermodel throwdown: one calls the other a liar, followed by a starve-off (Popeater)

Shaki plumber pants! (Hollywood Tuna)

Swifty gets married (Just Jared)

Cammie D summertime in New York (Pop Sugar)

Fans are ruining the internets (AfterElton.com)

Who has skinnier legs? Whitney Port or Angelina Jolie? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Chicken Fried Stank (ICYDK)

Chelsea Handler has a new man (Cele|bitchy)

Easy there little guy...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 20, 2010 10:28:40 August 20, 2010 10:28:40

You think Kanye West has a big ego? As obnoxious as Kanye can be, and I love him for it so much, there’s no ego bigger than the ego of a 16 year old boy-child superstar with the world at his feet. And if you think he’s too young and wholesome and milk and cookies sweet to swagger with the best of them, just because he calls his mommy and remembers to thank God, you haven’t been paying enough attention to Celebrity. Full Story

Mimi-less Summer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 20, 2010 09:38:00 August 20, 2010 09:38:00

The last time Mimi appeared on a carpet was April 15, 2010. Dude, that was four months ago. Has it been a dull ache? A lonely void? An emptiness you haven’t been able to identify, always lingering around the edges of your happiness, reminding you that no matter how much fun you’ve been having this summer, it wasn’t quite complete. Full Story

Country Bitch hates Canada?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 20, 2010 09:15:07 August 20, 2010 09:15:07

Have been hearing a lot from Ottawa the last couple of days reacting to a story in the National Enquirer about Country Bitch refusing to move. As you know, Carrie Underwood and Mike Fisher were married last month and made plans to settle into a home in Ottawa. Full Story

What are you selling?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 20, 2010 08:19:37 August 20, 2010 08:19:37

This is Gabriel Aubry, Canadian model and Halle Berry’s baby father, modelling for something called Charisma. I’m not smart enough to figure out what exactly it is that he’s selling. Maybe a fragrance? Besides, it’s not like anything else jumps out at you beyond his body and his face and his gorgessity. Full Story

Does your movie suck?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 20, 2010 07:55:39 August 20, 2010 07:55:39

George Clooney and the Italian Queen were out for dinner last night in Italy. His new movie The American is due out on September 1, just 3 days after George is scheduled to receive the Bob Hope Humanitarian Award at the Emmys on August 29th. Perhaps that’ll give his box office a little boost. Because, well, have you seen any ads for The American? Have you heard any buzz for it? There’s a movie to market and George has been missing. Full Story

August 20, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 20, 2010 07:28:22 August 20, 2010 07:28:22

Happy Birthday Maija with love from Hooles! And for Mara who is facing round two – I’ll do my best re: Country Bitch if you do your best to keep owning the bald look. Good luck, I’m sending you hug, and hope that by the time your hair grows back that #12 will still be on your team. Full Story