Well this means it’ll last

March 22, 2010 09:04:37 Posted at March 22, 2010 09:04:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Declarations of love forever in the form of drunken tats...is there any other way to get back together? Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley were supposed to get divorced. Both have been linked to others. She and one of those rich Davis brothers and Brody Jenner, he with this broad Full Story

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You are so f-cking handsome

March 22, 2010 08:30:33 Posted at March 22, 2010 08:30:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He really, really is. This is Jude Law at the Laurence Olivier Awards last night in London looking SO beautiful in his tuxedo. And very, very young. Younger and fresher than he has in years. Dude, Sienna Miller is toxic for everyone else. But when it comes to Jude Law, she’s some kind of elixir. Full Story

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GMD & Katie front and centre

March 22, 2010 07:59:55 Posted at March 22, 2010 07:59:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

At the Laker game on Friday sitting beside Jeffrey Katzenberg. The GMD was also Katzenberg’s guest last May during the playoffs. Keeping up good relations. Speaking of seeing exes, Penelope Cruz and Javier Barden were at that game too, seated in a much less prominent section. If there was a greeting at all between the four of them, it didn’t happen on camera. Full Story

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Working with the Ex

March 22, 2010 07:34:04 Posted at March 22, 2010 07:34:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’ve never had to, thanks God. Because you can be civilised all you want about the whole thing but how can you avoid remembering them naked? And in bed? And sometimes during a meeting? Maybe it’s just me. Full Story

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Reese is not a victim

March 22, 2010 07:24:43 Posted at March 22, 2010 07:24:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Reese Witherspoon’s husband was a carby faced unfaithful douche. So they divorced. And she didn’t shout at the ocean or throw herself a pity party. Instead, she hooked up with Olivier Theyskens and rocked a yellow Nina Ricci down the Golden Globes red carpet announcing her single gorgessity. Full Story

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March 22, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

March 22, 2010 07:08:00 Posted at March 22, 2010 07:08:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy Birthday Louise with love from Janelle who requested some Irish for you. Here are some hot ass shots of him with his lady from the Dublin Film Festival last month. Holy f-ck he is sex when he’s happy. To the Screeching Tikarol – Happy belated Birthday from your daughter Steff who was too afraid to announce your age. Full Story

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Friday, March 19, 2010

My alarm has decided it won’t work in Vegas. Am sorry for the late start. Full disclosure: this might also have something to do with the fact that I’m now obsessed with Blackjack Switch and had to pry myself off the tables last night/this morning.  Read Full Intro

Indistinguishable

March 19, 2010 14:21:00 Posted at March 19, 2010 14:21:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’m telling you, Tom Cruise Jr really IS Tom Cruise Jr. In so many ways. This is Taylor Lautner leaving LAX today. Side by side, see for yourself. Right? And the security detail too. It’s the same! Tom Cruise and Tom Cruise Jr. They same body type, the same aviators, Jr’s even working the jaw clench now, and of course the same plastic machine Hollywood attitude. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

March 19, 2010 11:35:49 Posted at March 19, 2010 11:35:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Heidi Montag is now looking for a new man to control her (The Superficial)

Mother Lohan continues to be allergic to getting a real job (Dlisted)

Can’t this bitch do ONE THING without f-cking it up? (Popeater)

Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning: SXSW steeze (Pop Sugar)

Katie Price wearing more clothes than I’ve ever seen her wear (Hollywood Tuna)

Hot Shia at the corner store (Just Jared)

Gaga’s maker wants her money (Towleroad)

See? We ALL have cellie (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Kristen Stewart in red leather (Hollywood Life)

Country Bitch says she’s not mushy (Cele|bitchy)