TOMZINHO!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 7, 2010 07:46:37 July 7, 2010 07:46:37

Apparently it means “Little Tom”, gifted to the GMD in Rio de Janeiro last night at the Brazilian premiere of Knight & Day. He doesn’t look thrilled about it. Or maybe that’s just his box office. As you already know, Knight & Day has underperformed, still not able to pass the $50 million mark after 2 weeks in theatres, and now heavily, heavily relying on foreign box office to make up the difference. Full Story

July 7, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 7, 2010 07:39:36 July 7, 2010 07:39:36

Hez! I realised I forgot to attach this photo last week. Sorry for cocking it up again! Remember the Olympics??? Sometimes I don’t actually believe they happened.  Full Story

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Welcome back from long weekend. Will try to ease you back into work with your requests for Twi-Hard hatemail. There was indeed a lot of it following my review for Twilight Eclipse posted yesterday. Click here  Read Full Intro

Um, you are killing my quiver

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 6, 2010 16:48:17 July 6, 2010 16:48:17

Well you’ve proved it. You’ve proved that bad hair can destroy even the most potent quiver. Even YOUR quiver, breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I know you’re in costume for your new movie Horrible Bosses with Jennifer Aniston. I know you’re probably really enjoying being an unattractive, comb-over Horrible Boss. Full Story

See you at the club tonight?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 6, 2010 16:29:52 July 6, 2010 16:29:52

First off... I LOVE TMZ. Because was the best sh-t I’ve seen in weeks. From that hardass prosecutor who would not relent, to Judge Revel who gave it to her in the end, and of course courtesy of Lindsay Lohan herself, and the tears, and the wailing... The wailing! Did you notice that the wailing reached its peak when she found out she couldn’t take off the SCRAM from now until she has to report for jail time? Like THAT is the biggest tragedy of it all. Full Story

Vampire conventions

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 6, 2010 14:44:55 July 6, 2010 14:44:55

These vampire conventions are everywhere. Just one season old, Vampire Diaries is popular enough to have a travelling convention. And the stars of the show were at the convention in Australia yesterday to solicit the all important international audience. This is where a lot of the money comes from – overseas syndication. Full Story

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New crank lips for court

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 6, 2010 13:33:44 July 6, 2010 13:33:44

Lindsay Lohan has been in court all day for f-cking up her life. TMZ is the best source for the blow by blow but in short – she has a kick ass lawyer, the prosecutor is out for her ass and claims that there are witnesses and a lot of proof that Lilo was drinking the night her SCRAM went off, and the judge has also heard testimony that Lilo kept skipping out on her alcohol ed classes too. Full Story

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On Furious Love

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 6, 2010 13:18:00 July 6, 2010 13:18:00

Celebrity book excerpts are often the best parts of the book so that when you actually sit down to read the book, you find that you’ve already read the only parts worth reading. I worried that this would be the case with Furious Love: Elizabeth Taylor, Richard Burton, and the Marriage of the Century after it was profiled in Vanity Fair. Full Story

Movie Live Blog – Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 6, 2010 11:57:01 July 6, 2010 11:57:01

So we’re live blogging for half an hour and we’re considering making this a weekly. Will try it out with comments today, see how it flies. Please don’t be offended if your comment doesn’t make it through. There may be too many of them to post. And there are some guidelines. You can call me a bitch all you want. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 6, 2010 11:00:27 July 6, 2010 11:00:27

Just a reminder – the LiveBlog starts in an hour at 3pm ET/Noon PT and we’re taking comments! Join us!

Prince loves symbols, but not numbers. In the end though, he’s just a greedy bitch. (The Superficial)

Oh for f-ck’s sake. Get a driver! And a laptop!!! (Dlisted)

Twilight = NSync? (Popeater)

Young girls have saggy tits too (Hollywood Tuna)

Gwyneth goes out 2 nights in a row. Next GOOP will be about parental guilt (Just Jared)

Katie looks good. The GMD looks little. And Little Sci is the cutest on Independence Day (Pop Sugar)

Madonna holds a baby and her face is like a baby. Weird. (Towleroad)

This broad gets in everywhere in Europe where fame has no expiry date or, for that matter, any justification (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Emmanuelle Chriqui looking good? Over a little tired? (Popoholic)

Kristen Stewart’s open mouth terrible cover (Go Fug Yourself)

Posh & Becks: summertime schedule

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 6, 2010 10:02:05 July 6, 2010 10:02:05

Victoria Beckham arrived at Heathrow today in a cuuuuute pink dress with blue bows and matching blue big heels. Always matching. She doesn’t know how to not match right. Strangeness is afoot with these Beckhams lately, non? She and David are apart for most of the summer so far, then he returns and meets the family in France, promptly leaves again with first son Brooklyn to go to Wimbledon, no sooner does he return and now she’s off back to London. Full Story

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