Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 8, 2010 11:23:33 July 8, 2010 11:23:33

Why isn’t Bombshell McGee all over Mel Gibson’s ride? (The Superficial)

That girl is SO hot. And she has the WORST taste (Dlisted)

See? Lilo is profiting from jail already (Popeater)

The GMD and Cam have a Spanish-off (Pop Sugar)

Hilary Duff goes out in glasses (Hollywood Tuna)

Drew. Body. Elle. Yeah. (Just Jared)

Christina Aguilera without much help (Drunken Stepfather)

Ashley Greene shouting ME ME ME with her stomach (Popoholic)

Cameron Diaz on Cameron Diaz’s ass (F-Listed)

Thinnification of Bryce Dallas Howard? (Go Fug Yourself)

Porny’s new cover!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 8, 2010 10:46:48 July 8, 2010 10:46:48

My Porny landed the cover of a tabloid and it has nothing to do with high waisted jeans or getting urinated on! I’m so proud. This of course is all about her new boyfriend and former NFL player Eric Johnson. Johnson filed for divorce in January. He met Jessica Simpson in May. But already he’s taken Porny to meet the family – they just returned from his grandparents’ 60th anniversary celebration in Florida. Full Story

GOOP gets Vogue

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 8, 2010 10:01:00 July 8, 2010 10:01:00

Anna Wintour loves Gwyneth Paltrow. And she doesn’t give a sh-t if Gwyneth Paltrow doesn’t sell. She keeps putting my G on the cover year after year. G is Anna’s kind of girl. And G has landed yet another Vogue – August 2010 – but this time Gwyneth is sharing the honour with GOOP. Full Story

Marion & Owen

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 8, 2010 09:06:23 July 8, 2010 09:06:23

Shooting Woody Allen’s upcoming Midnight in Paris, the director’s latest muse having moved on from London and Barcelona. It’s easier for him to work in Europe now. And it’s quite the cast. In addition to Marion Cotillard and Owen Wilson, the film will star Kathy Bates, Adrien Brody, Carla Bruni (yes, the French first lady), Rachel McAdams, and Michael Sheen. Full Story

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Crank tweets: the human rights violation

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 8, 2010 08:02:08 July 8, 2010 08:02:08

Lindsay Lohan managed to stay home yesterday following her sentencing. She actually did not go to her own birthday party. They must have had to strap that sh-t down to stop her from leaving the house. Forced to abstain from the circuit for just one night Lilo, naturally, tweaked out on Twitter, addressing the Nail Polish F-ck U situation: “didn't we do our nails as a joke with our friend dc? it had nothing to do w/court. Full Story

July 8, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 8, 2010 07:46:14 July 8, 2010 07:46:14

Finally! Friday Night Lights! Emmy nominations for Kyle Chandler and Connie Britton. I will shame and bully you into watching this show especially since I KNOW you bitches have put yourselves through several seasons of that Bachelor bullsh-t and have likely never, ever watched an episode of FNL. Why are you giving those losers a life? To Jodi G – how did it go yesterday? I am jealous of your decision. Full Story

Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Dear Gossips,

You still want to feel sorry for Lindsay Lohan? Have a look at the photo below. In court. During her probation hearing. And before you go there, NO, it hasn’t been photoshopped either. This picture is from Getty Images. It doesn’t get more legit than that.  Read Full Intro

Baby makes 5

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 7, 2010 14:20:18 July 7, 2010 14:20:18

Sam Taylor-Wood and boyfriend Aaron Johnson had their baby today, a girl. Taylor-Wood has two daughters from a previous marriage bringing the child total to 3. That’s quite the brood, a 5 person family, considering their relationship is just over a year old and Aaron recently turned 20. The baby is called Wylda Rae. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 7, 2010 13:20:59 July 7, 2010 13:20:59

Would you take your clothes off for a man who smells like him??? (Dlisted)

THIS is why Lindsay Lohan will never be sorry. Her DNA doesn’t know what that sh-t is. (The Superficial)

Fergie thinks kids kill focus (Popeater)

Gorgeous Scarlett Johansson...with the help of the computer (Hollywood Tuna)

Dakota Fanning beautifully styled (Pop Sugar)

Mel Gibson gets even more f-cked (The Blemish)

Those Hello Kitties in Japan won’t understand they’re being insulted (Just Jared)

Anna Faris looks like Britney at a quick glance? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson go out (The FAB Life)

Two miracles become two songs? (Cele|bitchy)

Photo Assumption the Civility

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 7, 2010 11:16:02 July 7, 2010 11:16:02

Elle Macpherson had babies with Arpad (Arki) Busson. Then they broke up. A few years later Arki started up with Uma Thurman. They were engaged, called it off, but are still together. Yesterday all 3 were spotted at Hyde Park for the children, civilised and classy and gracious. Oh boo. But we can always play our favourite game: Photo Assumption! Why is Elle wearing a cocktaik dress? Uma is casual in jeans, Elle has decided to bring the runway. Full Story

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Shia for Samantha

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 7, 2010 10:23:10 July 7, 2010 10:23:10

Received a well timed email yesterday from Sam who may have to defer acceptance to grad school in England, is stuck on jury duty all week, and needs a Shia LaBeouf pick-me-up. Hooker, it’s like he heard you. And I DO care. And I am very, very, very honoured that you considered being Canadian for the SMUT Soiree. Full Story