Girl Sh-t in Paris

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 9, 2010 07:25:56 July 9, 2010 07:25:56

Girl sh-t is the best sh-t. Does it get better in Paris? Michelle, Duana, and I have had stupid schedules the last several months which have f-cked our Gossip Girl chats. But we were all going meh on the show anyway. Michelle however sent this over yesterday wondering if it would make us care again. Full Story

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July 9, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 9, 2010 07:08:15 July 9, 2010 07:08:15

Rae! Happy Hen Weekend! Lynsey and the girls have something special planned. Thank you for introducing her to my smut, and so many others since. My very, very best to you and Ducky for the most beautiful wedding in September. To Meredith from Amanda who is sorry, but not really, for getting you gossip addicted. Full Story

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Thursday, July 8, 2010

Dear Gossips,

It’s really not a joke. I don’t write those Hollywood Ebola articles for the laughs. I write them as a warning. Because when will you believe? Over two hours before yesterday’s semi-final between Germany and Spain, I posted about Leonardo DiCaprio’s association with Ebola, forecasting German disappointment.  Read Full Intro

Now he’s saving puppies

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 8, 2010 12:51:32 July 8, 2010 12:51:32

His hair cut has helped a lot, and now Robert Pattinson is rescuing puppies on the set of his next movie Water for Elephants – is this a campaign?!? And it looks like a Jack Russell Terrier too, not some designer canine butterfly so, yes, of course this is hot. Dog loving is hot. It’s one of the hottest things about Jacek, my husband, that he’s never met a dog that doesn’t totally fall in love with him. Full Story

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Tami Taylor FINALLY gets some love

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 8, 2010 11:44:42 July 8, 2010 11:44:42

And Eric Taylor too. And Friday Night Lights. We’re going into our final season and the TV Academy, at long last, has acknowledged one of the best shows, if not THE best show, of a generation. A show you aren’t watching because you’re too busy with those f-cking losers on The Bachelor. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 8, 2010 11:23:33 July 8, 2010 11:23:33

Why isn’t Bombshell McGee all over Mel Gibson’s ride? (The Superficial)

That girl is SO hot. And she has the WORST taste (Dlisted)

See? Lilo is profiting from jail already (Popeater)

The GMD and Cam have a Spanish-off (Pop Sugar)

Hilary Duff goes out in glasses (Hollywood Tuna)

Drew. Body. Elle. Yeah. (Just Jared)

Christina Aguilera without much help (Drunken Stepfather)

Ashley Greene shouting ME ME ME with her stomach (Popoholic)

Cameron Diaz on Cameron Diaz’s ass (F-Listed)

Thinnification of Bryce Dallas Howard? (Go Fug Yourself)

Porny’s new cover!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 8, 2010 10:46:48 July 8, 2010 10:46:48

My Porny landed the cover of a tabloid and it has nothing to do with high waisted jeans or getting urinated on! I’m so proud. This of course is all about her new boyfriend and former NFL player Eric Johnson. Johnson filed for divorce in January. He met Jessica Simpson in May. But already he’s taken Porny to meet the family – they just returned from his grandparents’ 60th anniversary celebration in Florida. Full Story

GOOP gets Vogue

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 8, 2010 10:01:00 July 8, 2010 10:01:00

Anna Wintour loves Gwyneth Paltrow. And she doesn’t give a sh-t if Gwyneth Paltrow doesn’t sell. She keeps putting my G on the cover year after year. G is Anna’s kind of girl. And G has landed yet another Vogue – August 2010 – but this time Gwyneth is sharing the honour with GOOP. Full Story

Marion & Owen

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 8, 2010 09:06:23 July 8, 2010 09:06:23

Shooting Woody Allen’s upcoming Midnight in Paris, the director’s latest muse having moved on from London and Barcelona. It’s easier for him to work in Europe now. And it’s quite the cast. In addition to Marion Cotillard and Owen Wilson, the film will star Kathy Bates, Adrien Brody, Carla Bruni (yes, the French first lady), Rachel McAdams, and Michael Sheen. Full Story

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Crank tweets: the human rights violation

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 8, 2010 08:02:08 July 8, 2010 08:02:08

Lindsay Lohan managed to stay home yesterday following her sentencing. She actually did not go to her own birthday party. They must have had to strap that sh-t down to stop her from leaving the house. Forced to abstain from the circuit for just one night Lilo, naturally, tweaked out on Twitter, addressing the Nail Polish F-ck U situation: “didn't we do our nails as a joke with our friend dc? it had nothing to do w/court. Full Story

July 8, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 8, 2010 07:46:14 July 8, 2010 07:46:14

Finally! Friday Night Lights! Emmy nominations for Kyle Chandler and Connie Britton. I will shame and bully you into watching this show especially since I KNOW you bitches have put yourselves through several seasons of that Bachelor bullsh-t and have likely never, ever watched an episode of FNL. Why are you giving those losers a life? To Jodi G – how did it go yesterday? I am jealous of your decision. Full Story