Thursday, December 23, 2010

Dear Gossips,

If you don’t own it already, this Christmas I hope you get a copy of Jay-Z’s Decoded, because it’s probably too late to buy it yourself now. He’s sold out everywhere. It’s not a book, at least for me, that you whip through in a night even though you could.  Read Full Intro

Gwyneth’s ex talk

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 23, 2010 13:49:37 December 23, 2010 13:49:37

As evidenced by her namechecking Brad Pitt in Vogue recently – click here for a refresher - Gwyneth is hustling hard for Country Strong. In service of that effort, she’s also referencing Ben Affleck. Here’s something else that G gets to lord over everyone: she always get them at their peak. Full Story

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Hanging out off hours

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 23, 2010 11:01:00 December 23, 2010 11:01:00

SNL’s Seth Meyers and Jason Sudeikis were courtside at the Knicks game last night. I like it that they spend time together outside of work. I don’t know, celebrity friends just make me happy, although I do wonder how tight they are. Because I’ve heard loose reports that Jason can be kinda dicky. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 23, 2010 10:53:59 December 23, 2010 10:53:59

Gwyneth Paltrow was inspired by Chicken Fried Britney? (The Superficial)

Jennifer Aniston doesn’t want to be your friend (Dlisted)

What it’s like to holiday with Star Jones (Popeater)

Emmy Rossum is trying to ruin our Christmas (Hollywood Tuna)

As IF JLo needs to go to Kitson in person (Pop Sugar)

Why does it always look like ARod is so BORED to be with Cammie? (Just Jared)

The Alba Bitch in Harper’s Bazaar. Will they “misquote” her? (Popoholic)

Zac Efron eats Subway (Celebuzz)

I love it when athletes walk in a row (Kickette)

Is this what we do now? Ask for self pleasure over text message? (WWTTD)

Jersey Shore > Ashley Greene

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 23, 2010 09:26:07 December 23, 2010 09:26:07

Best story of the day so far. Who are the two most hard up attention-whore members of the Twilight cast? Definitely Kellan Lutz and Ashley Greene. It’s like they’re trying to Out-Try each other every day. Kellan poses in a tree with a book. Ashley will throw it back in his face by taking off her clothes in a magazine, or dating a Vagina Virgin. Full Story

GOOPY & Beysus NYE

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 23, 2010 09:02:00 December 23, 2010 09:02:00

As you know, Gwyneth Paltrow and Beyonce are tight. They hang out. More than we know. Gwyneth loves that we know. So she can let us know why she doesn’t give a sh-t that people hate her. Because Jay-Z and Beysus don’t. And she helps Jakey Gyllenhaal out with his love life too. So of course GOOPy’s NYE plans are better than yours. Full Story

Keira & Rupert over?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 23, 2010 08:31:13 December 23, 2010 08:31:13

UK gossips are reporting that after five years, Keira Knightley and Rupert Friend are over. As you know, British gossips aren’t exactly reliable. And they’ve probably based this story simply on the fact that Rupert showed up at an event recently without her, his mother on his arm instead, noting that things haven’t been well for a while. Full Story

Flying home for Christmas

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 23, 2010 07:57:37 December 23, 2010 07:57:37

You know, Granny Freeze usually flies private. And yet she was photographed leaving Sydney today with Keith Urban swinging little Sunday Rose between them, blissed out and so in love, headed for home for the holidays. Oh right. And she’s currently promoting a movie called Rabbit Hole for which she’s expected to be Oscar-nominated. Full Story

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