March 11, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

March 11, 2010 06:32:25 Posted at March 11, 2010 06:32:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy Birthday Jodi with love from Nancy who requested for you some True Blood Eric. It’s coming. A LOT of new photos are coming. Try to ignore the scraggly bitch chasing after him. And for Katy in Oklahoma City – good luck in surgery, and wishing you a quick recovery the rest of the month. Full Story

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Am home now. Getting caught up on PVR. Finally watched Zach Galifianakis kill it on Saturday Night Live. Poor Jude Law has to follow that this weekend. As for Jennifer Lopez’s reportedly disastrous showing – still haven’t been able to get to that yet.  Read Full Intro

Changing it up!

March 10, 2010 16:55:42 Posted at March 10, 2010 16:55:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sort of. Bradley Cooper was picked up by a limo today. You can see the black Prius in the driveway – Renee was driving it around earlier on a shopping trip. Wonder what she bought from Barneys. As you can see, Renee is still, always, in her workout gear, but this time it’s a pink shirt. And grey pants. Full Story

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Tina Fey: Bunny Hop & Date Night

March 10, 2010 14:10:22 Posted at March 10, 2010 14:10:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last was the annual Bunny Hop at FAO Schwartz in support of the Sloan-Kettering Cancer Centre. Tina Fey brought her daughter Alice. As you saw, Tina was just in LA for the Oscars co-presenting with RDJ. In addition to writing and producing and acting on 30 Rock, nearing taping for the season finale soon, she’ll also be promoting Date Night with Steve Carell, due out on April 9th. Full Story

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Please, please more casual Porny

March 10, 2010 12:16:34 Posted at March 10, 2010 12:16:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Look at my Porny! From LA to NYC last night, dressed casually, not styled by the Paves, hair loose and almost natural, you see how pretty she is? And fresh? They make her up and trot her out and she’s easily in her mid 30s when in fact there’s a youthfulness about Jessica’s look that is criminally underappreciated. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

March 10, 2010 11:30:11 Posted at March 10, 2010 11:30:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Want to take a bath every night with Jon Hamm? (Popeater)

The latest Twilight cocktease (Dlisted)

Dina Lohan justification f-ckery (The Superficial)

Penelope Cruz bites her lip. I swoon. (Hollywood Tuna)

Aniston goes to London (Just Jared)

Brad Pitt photographer (Pop Sugar)

They’re taking Katie Holmes’s womb and holding it hostage (Cele|bitchy)

Bob Barker skeezy compilation (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Meredith Vieira apologises for latent homophobia (Towleroad)

Madonna wants to dress your teenager (E!Online)

Jude follows Zach with Sienna

March 10, 2010 11:16:19 Posted at March 10, 2010 11:16:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

After Zach Galifianakis’s brilliant hosting performance on Saturday Night Live, Jude Law must have let out a bloodcurdling “f-ck me”. Because how to follow that? Will Ferrell would have had a hard time following that. Then again, no one has those expectations of Jude Law. I actually think he’ll be good. Full Story

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French Forehead Tittaes

March 10, 2010 09:32:58 Posted at March 10, 2010 09:32:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

LOVE HER SO MUCH. My Marion’s Funny or Die video – a cheeky acknowledgment of her superior French gorgessity and a man’s obsession with breasts. She also looks ridiculously beautiful in this shoot. The most amazing skin, great eye makeup, sleek and chic and sophisticated, and if Jacek ever had a chance (obviously never), I’d pack his bags for him and send him on his way. Full Story

Babies and green hats

March 10, 2010 09:11:51 Posted at March 10, 2010 09:11:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Duana says this about me all the time. When there’s a baby around, she’s instantly charmed. She notices babies. She loves babies. She thinks babies are funny and entertaining. She watches babies like it’s a tv show. But I never notice babies. Ever. And it’s not deliberate, it’s just. Full Story

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Sean Penn: jealous little bitch

March 10, 2010 08:29:00 Posted at March 10, 2010 08:29:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

No idea at the time what the f-ck was coming out of Sean Penn’s mouth when he presented Best Actress at the Oscars on Sunday. The online community however has analysed the footage and determined he must have been referring to Robin Wright – his omission of her during his acceptance speech last year, and the Academy overlooking her performance in Pippa Lee. Full Story