Spending the 4th with a Stage 5 Clinger

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 5, 2010 06:59:51 July 5, 2010 06:59:51

That’s Alexander Skarsgard, seen here heading to a party at a friend’s place with his girlfriend Kate Bosworth, now a Stage 5 Clinger which means that, like Jessica Biel before her, now that she’s hooked her ass onto the man’s spotlight, she will not and cannot be removed easily. Full Story

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July 5, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 5, 2010 06:41:37 July 5, 2010 06:41:37

Happy Birthday Sarah P with so much love from Anna Kay E and her boyfriend Brett the Hitman Hart...? You are evil and I adore you. Am attaching a few photos you might enjoy. Do you secretly want to be that woman, his wife? And for Mai and the girls in Eritrea – a huge smutty hug from me for your devotion to smutty matters and your hilarious commentary about Alexander Skarsgard’s “uwalla” and Renee Zellweger’s “unchache" face. Full Story

Friday, July 2, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Today is Lindsay Lohan’s 24th birthday. Us Weekly helped her celebrate by rounding up a collection of her most f-cked up moments caught on camera. I had to laugh. Is that mean? Well, she was supposedly punched in the face last night by a waitress and then tweeted about it, just like she tweeted moments after police showed up at her place to check on her sister who will soon be back on tv with her mother in yet another reality show about her family, so I’d say laughing at her is exactly what Lilo has been asking for.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 2, 2010 12:02:06 July 2, 2010 12:02:06

Lindsay’s Birthday, as only Michael K can write gold like this: Leave it to Lilo to turn a humiliating experience into VICODIN! (Dlisted)

This is not real, but it would be so hot if it was (The Superficial)

Please watch this, if you watch nothing else all weekend. Because it will OWN YOUR ASS. I promise. (Popeater)

Unemployed and unengaged, but really cute sandals (Hollywood Tuna)

Alex Skarsgard has a stage 5 clinger (Pop Sugar)

Becks and Brooklyn at Wimbledon and dressed for the Queen (Kickette)

Katy kisses a girl (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Gay Fight: this or Party in the USA? (Towleroad)

So. F-cking. Cute. (Just Jared)

OK Gisele, we get it: you’re perfect and your kid is too. Now f-ck off. (Cele|bitchy)

Ebola destroys Brazil

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 2, 2010 11:33:25 July 2, 2010 11:33:25

My friend Lorella alerted me to this as I am not an Ebola tracker, I don’t want to die. They are weeping on the streets in Rio de Janeiro today as Brazil was taken out by the Dutch who’ve now advanced to the semi-finals. For Brazilians, anything short of a World Cup title is considered a pathetic failure. Full Story

Her date is making me crazy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 2, 2010 09:45:25 July 2, 2010 09:45:25

Because I’ve seen him in a movie, or a tv show, as a supporting supporting player, and I can’t place it. Have been thinking about it all morning and I can’t place it. Can you place it? I don’t need his name. I just need to know what he was in. The identity, really, is unimportant. Full Story

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Midlife Cock kills The Beaver

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 2, 2010 09:05:35 July 2, 2010 09:05:35

The midlife cock belongs to Mel Gibson for obvious reasons. The Beaver is the title of his upcoming film, directed by Jodie Foster, originally planned for release in October. That is until this week, when Radar published excerpts from recordings of an abusive argument alleged to involve Gibson and his estranged baby mother Oksana Grigorieva. Full Story

They could be in West Egg

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 2, 2010 08:19:47 July 2, 2010 08:19:47

Reese Witherspoon and Robert Pattinson were on the set of Water for Elephants yesterday and appeared to be shooting a fancy party scene which could be a fancy party scene from The Great Gatsby, and not only because of the era. Reese has long been spoken of as a possible Daisy Buchanan and Pattinson, with his new short hair neatly combed, certainly could pass for a character in the novel although I’d say right now, he’s more Nick Carraway than anyone else since he’s yet to develop the gravitas of the iconic Jay Gatsby or the spoiled wasteful air of Tom Buchanan. Full Story

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Chicken Fried fresh summer crazy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 2, 2010 07:31:58 July 2, 2010 07:31:58

Sweet Jesus Lord, what the F-CK is happening here? Chicken Fried Britney hit up a Starbucks yesterday with her bodyguard and decided to dress up for the occasion. Her weave cooperated as well. And for some reason, she was extra animated on the way to the car in the parking, happy one minute, agitated the next, and freaking our sh-t out as a result. Full Story

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July 2, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 2, 2010 07:00:09 July 2, 2010 07:00:09

Happy 27th Birthday on Sunday to my firecracker girl Christina Q in San Diego! Another birthday in paradise? Love and big hugs to all from Mom! Happy Birthday Sabrina on Sunday from Tamara who is very much looking forward to visiting in August for cocktails, Eclipse, and gossip.  Full Story