Pip, just read the f-cking paper

December 15, 2009 07:44:00 Posted at December 15, 2009 07:44:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is what Morley emailed me earlier while we were all watching the livestream of the Golden Globe nominations in reference to Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake’s famewhoring during the announcements. He couldn’t help himself. He could not help taking over the spotlight. From the beginning when he claimed to have been nervous to every distracting maneuver in between, and even at the end – that’s all ah got, that’s all ah got – this bitch had to make it about him. Full Story

Nominee takes the bus

December 15, 2009 07:15:27 Posted at December 15, 2009 07:15:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s not really clear to me whether or not they’re just waiting at the bus stop for a bus or simply sitting at the bus stop hanging out. Given Shia’s disdain for the paps however and the fact that he was well aware he was being shot, I’ll go with they were waiting for the bus. Full Story

SJP Hugh Hair

December 15, 2009 07:00:00 Posted at December 15, 2009 07:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Total Photo Assumption. But it’s like her air is extra sex when her husband’s not around, non? Sarah Jessica Parker and Hugh Grant were in New York last night for the premiere of Did You Hear About the Morgans opening this weekend against Avatar. Um, yeah, good luck. Morgans has yet to be reviewed. Full Story

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Back to back Pene

December 15, 2009 06:48:00 Posted at December 15, 2009 06:48:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem arrived in New York together in advance of the premiere tonight of Nine. It’s a rare sighting. Am happy. And though always guarded, they look happy too. Or relaxed. And still a couple. One of the sexiest couples. One of the most private couples. Very unlikely he’ll be with her at the event. Full Story

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December 15, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

December 15, 2009 06:38:51 Posted at December 15, 2009 06:38:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy Birthday Monica with love from your sister Mandy. To Lucy from the Freebie Five girls – happy belated birthday with some Puck on top! Photo from Wenn.com  Full Story

Monday, December 14, 2009

Dear Gossips,

The Blind Side continues to do big business, impressively earning another $15 million at the box office this weekend for a 2nd place finish in its 4th week of release, exceeding the $150 million mark, and now establishing Sandra Bullock as a legitimate contender for a Best Actress nomination.  Read Full Intro

Manslinging in animal print pyjamas

December 14, 2009 16:14:00 Posted at December 14, 2009 16:14:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Further to online reports published this morning, Us Weekly has also cited sources who confirm that it’s over been ARod and Manslinger Kate Hudson. GOOD. At some point, no matter how great the sex, and you know she loves it, she had to have been turned off by his massive cheese ass ego. Full Story

Red carpet in character

December 14, 2009 15:35:45 Posted at December 14, 2009 15:35:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Sherlock Holmes premiere went down tonight in London. As you can see, our star RDJ’s red carpet outfit appeared to be Sherlock-inspired. Love it. He was, as always, accompanied by his wife Susan. How’s the movie? There was a screening at the junket this weekend. Reviews will come soon but I’ve heard so far that it’s either very good, or plain good, and that it totally doesn’t suck. Full Story

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Garters in the winter

December 14, 2009 13:59:23 Posted at December 14, 2009 13:59:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh look, it’s Taylor Momsen walking around New York trying to give you a glimpse of her snatch. You like the garters? She thinks she’s so punk as f-ck, non? Taylor was heading to set on Gossip Girl. I was agonising with my friend LB this weekend about my New York wardrobe. Here in Vancouver we can wear Converse year round. Full Story

Best of 2009: LipGloss & Covenant House

December 14, 2009 12:31:51 Posted at December 14, 2009 12:31:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Started the year not a fan… Am ending the year much more appreciative of LipGloss Zac Efron. It’s the vanity and the fawning that cockblocks the full support. Having said that, his gesture of kindness towards a youth at Covenant House Vancouver in October is a feelgood moment in a year full of celebrity f-ckups. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

December 14, 2009 11:59:23 Posted at December 14, 2009 11:59:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sienna and Jude: home after all these years (Dlisted)

Really? REALLY??? Men want to jerk off to this? (The Superficial)

Manslinger Kate Hudson manslings again?!?! (Popeater)

Why is Avril Lavigne? (Hollywood Tuna)

Yum. Hugh Jackman on the beach (Just Jared)

Clooney at his favourite restaurant (Pop Sugar)

Leo + Sugar Tits? (INO)

Lindsay Lohan’s mentor (Cele|bitchy)

Barbie hair is more real than hers (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Is this how Wilmer V gets all the girls? (ASL)