Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 16, 2010 12:31:02 August 16, 2010 12:31:02

The Brange of a certain crowd? (Dlisted)

Nerds hate famewhores too? (The Superficial)

What happens when you f-ck with Justin Bieber. Pretty funny. (Popeater)

Even when it’s blurry, Cammie D’s ass is tight (Hollywood Tuna)

Um... Lea Michele claims she’s “natural” (Just Jared)

Everyone loves Gwyneth, Jay-Z edition (Pop Sugar)

The money shot: Kristen Stewart kisses Robert Pattinson (ASL)

Mischa Barton’s on some reality show (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

TyTy is sorry she promoted thinnification (INO)

Beyonce will have a baby when she’s good and ready, now f-ck off and stop asking (Cele|bitchy)

Madonna, Sean, and Elvis

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 16, 2010 11:13:59 August 16, 2010 11:13:59

I always wished Madonna’s birthday was not on August 16. Because August 16 is when Elvis died. It seemed like bad luck to me. I’ve mentioned my Elvis obsession when I was younger, right? One of the details that always upset me was how heavy his coffin was. Oh Elvis. Anyway, today is Madonna’s 52nd. Full Story

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Script security = bad movies

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 16, 2010 10:35:47 August 16, 2010 10:35:47

Written by SarahLook, I get it. Stuff leaks on the internet all the time. It’s a real problem for Hollywood. How do you build hype for a project when anyone can sign onto IMDB and download a copy of the script? Technology provides an ease of access never before seen and the rabid interest that surrounds tent pole and fanboy projects leads to leaks. Full Story

Angelina Jolie/Marilyn Monroe

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 16, 2010 08:49:00 August 16, 2010 08:49:00

Elizabeth Taylor does not want anyone playing her in a movie about her life in Furious Love despite all those dumbass rumours that the Jolie would be taking on the role. But what about Marilyn Monroe? Andrew O’Hagan wrote a book about Marilyn’s dog Maf, The Life And Opinions Of Maf The Dog, And Of His Friend Marilyn Monroe. Full Story

Does he bring his own clubs?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 16, 2010 08:16:08 August 16, 2010 08:16:08

I played two rounds back to back this weekend. Jacek played three rounds, and 36 consecutive holes yesterday. Am currently golf obsessed. It becomes more addictive when you start putting shots together. 97 is my new PB after breaking my old record on Saturday and I’m now totally jacked to get to 95 before the season is over. Full Story

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Little Sci is to blame

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 16, 2010 07:11:11 August 16, 2010 07:11:11

How many times have we looked at a Katie Holmes outfit and asked what is that f-ckedupNESS that you are wearing? Thank you Lafayette. We have Little Sci Suri Cruise to blame. At least that’s what Katie says. It’s a new interview with New York Magazine under the pretence of “fall fashion” but really, they probably just wanted to get up close and observe her freaky zombie life for themselves. Full Story

Nostalgic 90s

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 16, 2010 06:50:52 August 16, 2010 06:50:52

Jakey in that trench coat all forlorn and adorable standing in the hospital? Please. I have to work very, very hard not to watch this trailer over and over again. So far this morning it’s already been 3 times. This weekend, because of golf, only 4 times, but the rest of the day? It could be once an hour. Full Story

August 16, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 16, 2010 06:34:35 August 16, 2010 06:34:35

Congratulations Susie on Eleanor’s arrival! I know it’s been an exhilarating but exhausting time – Diane said you could use a shout-out and some vintage Jack Wagner...? OMG. I totally forgot about this song. Was it like this at the secretaries’ convention? Favourite story EVER. Full Story

Friday, August 13, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Most experts say it’ll be The Expendables winning the box office this weekend over Julia Roberts and Michael Cera. Well then at the very least, in Toronto, at least let Scott Pilgrim triumph there? It’s kinda like a love letter to our city.  Read Full Intro

Manslinger’s travelling men

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2010 13:03:01 August 13, 2010 13:03:01

Kate Hudson was photographed going through Heathrow today with son Ryder and her latest piece Matt Bellamy. Manslinger and Matt have been virtually inseparable for weeks, now their togetherness is being extended as Matt heads back on tour with Muse this weekend. This Bellamy fellow, he has a steezy little gait, non? I like him for her, more than any of her slings from before, definitely more than ARod, and Lance, and of course the troubled Wilson, and Justin Timberlake, and. Full Story