August 13, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2010 07:18:17 August 13, 2010 07:18:17

To Melanie from Elizabeth: Happy Dirty Thirty boo! We may not be where we thought we’d be at 30, but at least “we made it”, right? Love you SOOOOO much and can’t wait to celebrate with you! (I’ve been asked to include some “Basketball Diaries-era Leo and extra pretty Pattinson” – enjoy!) And for Kristen in NJ who believes her sh-tty year may be the result of an Ebola infection gifted to her by her aunt who gave her an Ebola fragrance which she’s been wearing occasionally… I’m telling you, that sh-t does not f-ck around. Full Story

Thursday, August 12, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Why would anyone go into negotiations with Jennifer Lopez and NOT expect “demanding”? Because if you’re considering Jennifer Lopez as a judge on American Idol, you certainly can’t be doing it for vocal talent, right? And since it’s not a dance show, that’s not a primary consideration either.  Read Full Intro

Rachel & Owen?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 12, 2010 14:28:33 August 12, 2010 14:28:33

Have been receiving emails about this and on Twitter about a report today that Rachel McAdams and Owen Wilson, in Paris working on Midnight in Paris with Woody Allen, are now hooking up. The origin of the story is the UK Sun. Do we still have to talk about this? Aside from the fact that the source, like, sucks, a McAdams Wilson love match seems unlikely, not only because co-stars don’t always just jump into the sack, but because well, Rachel McAdams is rather square compared to the others. Full Story

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Be glib if you want to...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 12, 2010 12:45:00 August 12, 2010 12:45:00

But don’t forget to be tough. He has to be tough. So TMZ reports that Dina Lohan, who can’t stay off camera, will be on The Today Show tomorrow morning for an interview with Matt Lauer to discuss, obviously, Lindsay’s time in jail and how she’s doing in rehab. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 12, 2010 11:51:00 August 12, 2010 11:51:00

Michelle Williams seems to prefer these swimsuits (The Superficial)

Country Bitch Carrie Underwood has competition! I need this guy for my birthday party (Dlisted)

Angie has Jennifer Aniston’s back??? (Popeater)

Brutal interpretation of the school uniform (Hollywood Tuna)

The only time I’ve ever sort of liked Emile Hirsch (Just Jared)

Posh is not pregnant and obviously doesn’t eat the food she buys (Pop Sugar)

Dazed & Confused editorial (Drunken Stepfather)

See the Jessica Alba turn her bitchface into a suck-up face! (Popoholic)

But, um, her face still looks f-cked up to me... (The Blemish)

I love the look on Rihanna’s face too (Go Fug Yourself)

Drama has great timing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 12, 2010 10:29:00 August 12, 2010 10:29:00

Whenever she was in a spot of trouble, when things weren’t going her away, Elizabeth Taylor had the uncanny ability to summon an illness. And this was no fake cancer bullsh-t, oh no. Elizabeth’s ailments were always legitimate and often life threatening. She would conjure the health drama and almost die (she almost died a lot) and everyone would love her again and pray for her life, and there would be candlelight vigils, and she’d survive, and re-emerge on top. Full Story

Who are your friends?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 12, 2010 10:13:35 August 12, 2010 10:13:35

Yeah yeah, Mischa Barton may or may not be smoking joint in St Tropez on a yacht. This is not fresh. And, obviously, in these circles, with this lifestyle, there is no friendship, no loyalty, no trust. Which explains how these photos came to be. Because these are not pap shots. And if they are pap shots, that pap was straight up invited onto that boat. Full Story

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This is a throwdown

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 12, 2010 09:36:00 August 12, 2010 09:36:00

A showdownHell no I can’t slow downIt’s gonna goDown Were you down with Let Your Backbone Slide outside of Canada? It’s our favourite – a throwdown is brewing. And this time it’s not about reality show skanks but two starry adversaries pitted against each other for a role and several threads connecting them. Full Story

Sweethearts are bitches

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 12, 2010 08:52:50 August 12, 2010 08:52:50

With the exception of Sandra Bullock, consider Reese Witherspoon, Jennifer Aniston, and of course the biggest one Julia Roberts. The blondeness, the friendness, the big smile, they are misleading, non? But this isn’t new, that Julia is all about Julia, that Julia is better, above it, and over it. Full Story

Lea Michele knows Jessica Biel

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 12, 2010 08:01:34 August 12, 2010 08:01:34

We’ll get to the poseharding Try in a minute. But first... Let’s enjoy some bitchass amazingness from Lea Michele who gave an interview to the Hollywood Reporter recently and revealed that the Glee producers are saving Justin Timberlake for the all important post Super Bowl episode. Then came this gold: “. Full Story

Halle in September

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 12, 2010 07:20:00 August 12, 2010 07:20:00

The September Issue. Arguably the most important issue. And Halle Berry on the cover. Or, as she would say, a “woman of colour” on the cover: "What that means for a woman of color and what that means in the fashion world, what that means to pop culture, there was no way I could say, 'No, I'm not going to be on the biggest issue of the year. Full Story