Festival Emma

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 25, 2010 07:38:53 June 25, 2010 07:38:53

At Glastonbury today hanging with friends, enjoying a cold drink, she’s 20 and she’s celebrating her summer off, the way she should be in tall boots and snatch-safe shorts and a steezy corset to complete the look – so cute, so fresh, so young, so normal, as normal as possible under the extraordinary circumstances, no weave, no lip injections, and she keeps her business her own f-cking business. Full Story

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June 25, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 25, 2010 07:27:27 June 25, 2010 07:27:27

HEZ!!! Happy Birthday you bitch! When is that drink happening? Happy Birthday Olga! U of T and now Oxford??? Ugh. Why are you making me hate you? See you and Caryl and Amita on Monday night. To Lara – Happy Birthday from Julie who says you never let her get depressed about birthdays. Good! Wishing you the positive results that you’ve been waiting for. Full Story

Thursday, June 24, 2010

Dear Gossips,

I tried very hard last night not to watch the TLC special Michael Jackson’s Children. And normally I’m very good at rejecting base fare. Have never wasted even a minute on Jersey Shore, Top Model, those Jon & Kate assholes, Bachelors, Big Brothers and more.  Read Full Intro

No difference Liz

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 24, 2010 13:28:20 June 24, 2010 13:28:20

Tonight in London it’s Elton John’s annual White Tie & Tiara ball. This is Elizabeth Hurley leaving her house en route to the event with husband Arun Nayer. This is Elizabeth Hurley last year leaving her house en route to the event with husband Arun Nayer. What? I’m telling you. Full Story

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Elephants, boykissing, blogs, whiners & Twi-Hards

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 24, 2010 13:07:00 June 24, 2010 13:07:00

A lot to cover in this article so let’s make an agenda: 1.Eclipse the movie2.Gloating3.Cute banter4.Cute girlfriend defence5.Whiny defensive girlfriend6.Bitching about bloggers7.Pretty boy + elephants 8.Crazy bitches in the line-up Ready? The cover of the new issue of Entertainment Weekly declares that Eclipse is the best movie in the Twilight series so far. Full Story

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Saoirse in green and as Katniss?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 24, 2010 11:28:40 June 24, 2010 11:28:40

Acclaimed young actress Saoirse Ronan attended the Irish premiere of Shrek yesterday in a pair of steezy pink chucks with a blazer, topped off with light green Ray-Bans which obviously I love because I have them too. (Photo attached from Barbados) Saoirse, now 16, is always at the top of the list for discussion on who should play Katniss Everdeen in Suzanne Collins’s The Hunger Games film adaptation. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 24, 2010 11:01:30 June 24, 2010 11:01:30

Who got pervy at a rub’n’tug? (The Superficial)

Skank self love...and Helen Mirren had to stand next to it (Dlisted)

Yeah so this is Gisele after baby. Bitch. (Hollywood Tuna)

JailBait Cyrus thinks she empowers girls (Popeater)

Megan Fox’s replacement for Burberry (Just Jared)

Look at Beyonce’s beautiful summer hair and skin (Pop Sugar)

Robert Pattinson says Kristen Stewart is a “real woman” (Hollywood Life)

Zoe Saldana: great dress, great ass (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Salma! White dress! Tittays! (Popoholic)

5 years ago? Not fug. Now? FUG. Definitely fug. (Go Fug Yourself)

These pictures are not for the fickle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 24, 2010 09:30:38 June 24, 2010 09:30:38

We discuss this all the time, how I can be so fickle. Laura’s Robert Pattinson problem is now 18 months old. This is a ridiculously long time for a celebrity crush. When I tell her this she tells me that I have no loyalty, and that she doesn’t understand how I can go from love to hate so quickly when my crushes are over. Full Story

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Maybe not in photos?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 24, 2010 08:53:25 June 24, 2010 08:53:25

I wonder if these pants look better in person than in photos. The camera widens. It’s horribly inhumane. And unforgiving. And our Porny, she has so little margin for error. I know because I am the same. I have short stubby legs and wide shoulders. So maybe these pants looked great in person. Maybe in person they don’t give her the stumps. Full Story

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Robo’s expensive sh-t

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 24, 2010 08:14:00 June 24, 2010 08:14:00

I am, like you, still flummoxed that Katie Holmes can sell her clothes at Maxfield. And that fashion magazines have stitched themselves inside her ass praising the designs...what? Elle. Just did a profile on Holmes & Yang, the label, with a cost listing on several items. The price point is absurdly super luxe. Full Story

JGL + Devon Aoki

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 24, 2010 07:44:18 June 24, 2010 07:44:18

A lot of people think she’s weird looking. I think she’s amazing looking. SO exquisitely beautiful. And she’s now reportedly dating Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Both Devon Aoki and JGL were at the Bing party earlier this week in LA and Page Six Full Story

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