Smell like Beysus Heat?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 31, 2011 10:21:55 March 31, 2011 10:21:55

I always like dropping the little factoid that Beyonce and Britney Spears are the same age, and that’s about all when it comes to similarities. You will never see a doped up Beysus halfheartedly staggering her way through her promotional performances. And while some of you may insist it’s not a fair comparison because Britney has emotional problems, how fair is it for you, as a consumer, to be sold something from someone with emotional problems who can’t hold her sh-t together? The media isn’t at fault here. Full Story

Braverman Sauce

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 31, 2011 10:00:00 March 31, 2011 10:00:00

Written by Duana Welcome to the inaugural Parenthood recap! A few months ago on this site I wrote a Parenthood Primer (click here) but when we decided to do these recaps, Parenthood immediately went on hiatus for a few weeks. Full Story

Totally sober

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 31, 2011 08:57:00 March 31, 2011 08:57:00

Lindsay LOHAN went out last night in New York. She’s in New York supposedly to spend time with family. Clearly spending time with family in her mind involves stumbling around on the ground at 2:30 in the morning outside of a bar. But, but, but, but… Her shoes were so high! Sure, loser. That must be the reason. Full Story

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Superman & Jena Malone

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 31, 2011 08:16:39 March 31, 2011 08:16:39

Sucker Punch premiered in London last night and it was, I believe, the first time Henry Cavill’s walked a carpet since being confirmed as the new Superman. I mean, I know it wasn’t his movie or his event, but you’d think, given that he’s British and all (being from the Channel Islands means British but not English right? Goddamnit I can never keep that sh-t straight and I’m not even sure you people over there are able to keep that sh-t straight either!), that he’d command a little more attention, have a few more photos taken, right? Seriously, there aren’t that many. Full Story

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BFFs reunited

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 31, 2011 07:23:01 March 31, 2011 07:23:01

Cameron Diaz’s crazy arms were in Vegas yesterday as she was named the CinemaCon Female Star of the Year, an award that was presented to her by her old BFF Drew Barrymore. Cam and Drew haven’t been seen together publicly for a long, long time. They had cooled for a while for various reasons, as you know, some to do with Drew’s habits, some to do with Cam’s crazy but somewhere along the line, there’s been a makeup… motivated in part by work? I heard something last week, not slam dunk, that Drew is exploring the idea of putting Cam in her next directorial effort How To Be Single (ugh). Full Story

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March 31, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 31, 2011 06:50:45 March 31, 2011 06:50:45

To Tina from Helen with Love on your first week back at work from mat leave! Happy Birthday Jenna from your sister Kate! To Shelley on bedrest who is patiently waiting a new arrival from Jodi who wants you to get into Misfits and The Hunger Games – well, I suppose pregnancy and childbirth is an ok excuse but after that, you need to get on it. Full Story

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Dear Gossips,

It was exactly a month yesterday to the Royal Wedding. And exactly 4 weeks on Friday. Prince William, it’s been confirmed, has already had his stag. And word is, Kate Middleton got her hen night out of the way recently too – trouble-free, very quiet, rather sedate.  Read Full Intro

Like Carole, Carly, Joni, and James?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 30, 2011 13:30:00 March 30, 2011 13:30:00

This is a major, major, MAJOR stretch. Probably an egregious one. And I mean no disrespect to those legends, none at all. It’s just that in writing about this story, I was, for some reason, reminded of their story. The mind makes weird and random associations. And I apologise if this one is too much of a leap. Full Story

A supportive costume

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 30, 2011 12:31:27 March 30, 2011 12:31:27

Adrianne Palicki, the new Wonder Woman, was photographed filming in costume in Hollywood yesterday. Most people have noted by now there have been a few tweaks since the first shot of the current iteration was released a couple weeks ago. I’ve attached below for reference. The pants look more realistic. Full Story

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Drake sets records

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 30, 2011 11:53:48 March 30, 2011 11:53:48

It’s official. Drake’s JUNOs were the most watched on record – some 7.6 Canadians tuned it at one point or another during the telecast with an average of 2.4 million viewers peaking at over 3 million during Shania Twain’s acceptance speech when she was inducted into the Canadian Music Hall of Fame. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 30, 2011 11:09:38 March 30, 2011 11:09:38

I love that she had to stress that it “rarely happens”. (Dlisted)

No bra photo shoot (The Superficial)

Country is MONEY! But what about for Gwyneth? (Popeater)

This is not One Line or Two Lines (Hollywood Tuna)

Cameron Diaz: ultimate fangirl (Pop Sugar)

Jakey G to JFK (Just Jared)

Sandy and Louis pimp out her sister’s book (Cele|bitchy)

Courteney Cox is apparently going straight through all of her co-stars (Celebuzz)

Women in Love get naked? It’s a UK tv show (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

I suppose if you can make-up a corpse, Courtney Love can’t be too difficult (Evil Beet Gossip)