Well that was fast

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 29, 2010 10:53:38 June 29, 2010 10:53:38

Didn't take long for David Beckham to get outta South Africa and arrive in Nice after England's loss to Germany. Becks of course is heading to the Beckham chateau to join his family for a long awaited reunion. And prove that he wants to be with his wife. He was in a suit yesterday in the article I posted. Full Story

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Marriage Analysis

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 29, 2010 09:54:33 June 29, 2010 09:54:33

So their previous engagement lasted over 2 years and ended up broken. This engagement was a week long and culminated in a wedding. As you know, Megan Fox married Brian Austin Green in Hawaii, confirmed by their reps. I find it surprising that it’s the first for both. Shall we do what we do? Shall we “psychologise” their marriage? Of course. Full Story

Red boots in Australia

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 29, 2010 08:13:25 June 29, 2010 08:13:25

Ed Westwick arrived in Sydney today looking rough from a long flight. Even he looks like he can’t stand himself. And that chest hair. And those pants. And his wee-ness. And those boots. Disgusting. I want him. Westwick just celebrated his 23rd birthday on Sunday. Not sure if Jessica Szohr was with him. Full Story

Letterman hates Stewart

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 29, 2010 07:57:26 June 29, 2010 07:57:26

But she has great new hair. LOVE the new hair. And all the ways she was wearing the new hair. Punches up the layers, makes her eyes look different. Very, very beautiful. Kristen Stewart was in New York last night to promote Twilight Eclipse on Letterman and then for the NYC premiere. Two similar dresses. Full Story

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Harry Potter trailer porn

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 29, 2010 07:03:06 June 29, 2010 07:03:06

Holy motherf-cking amazingness of amazing, I’m floating on a permanent Wingardium Leviosa spell this morning because it’s already been 8 times that I’ve watched this trailer, with goosebumps throughout, and tears at parts, even at the sight of these words: THE MOTION PICTURE EVENT OF A GENERATION Why? Because he “has something worth living for”. Full Story

June 29, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 29, 2010 06:58:33 June 29, 2010 06:58:33

To Katie-darling; it breaks my heart that you'll be attending S.M.U.T. without me, and missing out on the amazing photo opportunities we could share. I miss you so much, and mildly resent having to share you with your new husband! Such is life, I suppose. Much love from the mountains, Bons. And for Matt who came last night with Ana and I’m sorry we didn’t have a chance to chat longer, but I see you got in a moment with the Squawking Chicken – please note HER PURSE, which pretty much says it all. Full Story

Monday, June 28, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Of course my favourite moment during last night’s BET Awards was when Patti LaBelle, while performing during the Prince tribute, decided to KICK OFF HER SHOES only to have one land in front Prince himself, picked up by Prince himself, with a twirl, before he passed it off to the woman sitting next to him.

Please.

These are the indelible moments of amazingness, totally unscripted, that make Amazingness unforgettable. Unlike Chris Brown’s Extra tears. We’ll get to that later. Right now it’s about Prince. And how he needs a camera on him at all times. Because I could watch him for two hours straight and not want to change the channel. Ever.

Her SHOE!

The video is below. And all of it should be enjoyed. But if you only have time for THE SHOE, skip to 3:30 to see. I love him so much.

It’s Monday. Am blogging until the Smut Soiree – see you tonight?

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

 

Freida flies in, Freida flies out

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 28, 2010 14:00:06 June 28, 2010 14:00:06

Freida Pinto flew in to Vancouver the other day for a quick pre-production visit and flew right back out, seen here at the airport on the weekend. She’ll be back soon enough to begin work on Rise of the Apes with James Franco. Jesus she is beautiful. Hope she and Franco have a make-out scene. It’s been a busy schedule for Freida. Full Story

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Sad Becks is coming home

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 28, 2010 12:39:22 June 28, 2010 12:39:22

To Posh and her new extensions. A helpless David Beckham watched on the sideline as his team was defeated by the Germans yesterday in South Africa. There was a disallowed goal that was so f-cking a goal. And that totally changed the dynamic of the game. And it made Becks so sad. He was so sad and so forlorn sitting there in his well tailored suit and his great hair and his hot hotness, of course I wanted to comfort him. Full Story

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Emma on video

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 28, 2010 11:53:44 June 28, 2010 11:53:44

SO f-cking cute I can’t stand it. These are the visuals that make me want to be 20 again. On an unforgettable full day date in New York with that boy who gives you the wind tunnels in your stomach. Emma Watson is dating George Craig. He fronts a band called One Night Only. And he put her in his video. Full Story

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