Butterfly Kisses

December 10, 2009 12:05:32 Posted at December 10, 2009 12:05:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Nick Cannon was mauled by a butterfly last night on the red carpet of the Teen Nick Halo Awards. Oh Mimi. She always makes me happy but these…these are extra extra cheesy special. Notice how she’s STILL TRYING TO POSE even when he’s coming in to kiss her? A reader called AM was at the event last night, lucky bitch, and was able to observe the Mimi tottering first hand. Full Story

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Meryl + Tina

December 10, 2009 11:25:00 Posted at December 10, 2009 11:25:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Major fangirl crushing. Last night in New York at the premiere of Meryl’s latest It’s Complicated, Tina showed up to support her co-star Alec Baldwin, of course, but there’s no doubt a lot of respect for La Streep too. After all, aside from her obvious CAPABILITIES, Meryl Streep, now 60, has had a run of box office dominance that’s been remarkable, especially considering this is an industry that ordinarily favours and celebrates youth above all. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

December 10, 2009 11:01:02 Posted at December 10, 2009 11:01:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

First break up…now Jakey is proposing to Reese??!!?? (PopEater)

How JailBait Miley Cyrus plans to kill you (Dlisted)

My skanky doppelganger is getting sued (The Superficial)

Why does she bother showing up? Why not just distribute the same photo everywhere? (Hollywood Tuna)

Sandra Bullock is working over 40 (Just Jared)

Look at Shelfy’s skinny legs in leather (Pop Sugar)

Tiger’s porn star sold him out ages ago (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Lilo has saved more children than any other crack head before her (Cele|bitchy)

Scarlett Johansson is all one colour (Popoholic)

I vote LOVE on this dress. You? (Go Fug Yourself)

More on Porny & Pumpkin

December 10, 2009 10:16:34 Posted at December 10, 2009 10:16:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Just a small detail for the 2 of you who still don’t believe it… Thanks to a reader called RF who had the (mis)fortune of sitting one seat over from Jessica Simpson and Billy Corgan last Friday night during the performance of Chicago in New York and observed the two “holding hands the entire show”. Full Story

Congratulations…dripped in acid

December 10, 2009 08:54:19 Posted at December 10, 2009 08:54:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Bitter Bridget still isn’t over it. As you know, Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen announced the birth of their son yesterday. It’s Brady’s second child. He and ex girlfriend Bridget Moynihan are the parents of little Jack. So Bridget felt compelled to release an acidic statement Full Story

Fergie forgives

December 10, 2009 08:21:54 Posted at December 10, 2009 08:21:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Fergives. Heh. Terrible, I know. Josh Duhamel allegedly cheated on her with a budget looking blonde while on location in Atlanta. He denies it and did not sue, just like Chris Martin. Please. In Hollywood however, appearances are more important. Much more important than fidelity. Or infidelity. So Fergie has either chosen not to believe the other woman’s claims or she’s decided to forgive him. Full Story

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Robo drinks a beer

December 10, 2009 07:39:30 Posted at December 10, 2009 07:39:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey
WENN, Flynetonline.com, Splash

Cameron Diaz joined the GMD and Katie Holmes at the Sevilla vs Glasgow soccer game last night. Katie seemed much more animated than usual, non? Was it the beer? Robo gets smashed? Look at her all touchy feely and tipsy. This will be me tonight too with my Darren at Lady Gaga. What’s amazing is that she’s allowed to imbibe. Full Story

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Chicken Fried real hair?

December 10, 2009 07:02:27 Posted at December 10, 2009 07:02:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Britney Spears went shopping yesterday looking a goddamn mess. Is this the real hair? If so, the real hair isn’t much of an improvement on the fake hair. After years of abuse and over treatment, not to mention all the medication, that sh-t just grows out busted all by itself, with a mom flip at the ends. Full Story

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Douchebag is an accidental racist

December 10, 2009 06:47:55 Posted at December 10, 2009 06:47:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

John Mayer, whose expanding ego apparently knows no limits, has apparently been trying his hand at standup comedy. Which is not surprising. If you’ve listened to any of his interviews, or follow him on Twitter, this bitch truly believes he’s the funniest sh-t since Johnny Carson and smarter than everyone else in the business. Full Story

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Dear Gossips,

As you know, Lindsay Lohan is alleged to have made out with Cash Warren, married to Jessica Alba, at a club one night. She insists it’s not true. Now she’s is in India, supposedly saving children, and as soon as she got off the plane, she posted a message for him on her Twitter  Read Full Intro

Moss > Posh

December 9, 2009 16:42:31 Posted at December 9, 2009 16:42:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Tonight at the British Fashion Awards in London, Kate Moss and Victoria Beckham showed up, similar silhouettes. Both with hair pulled back, both with drama around the eyes, both in fitted dresses that open out to a train. Posh is probably so f-cking pissed she’s sucked back a dozen cigs in a row. Full Story

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