Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 27, 2010 13:11:50 October 27, 2010 13:11:50

So, yeah, I’ve just come from a press screening for Love & Other Drugs. Jake. Jake. Jake. Jakey. All I want to do now is climb into bed, daydream, and write the screenplay – in my head – for when we meet. Totally know what I’m going to wear.

Shut the f-ck up when she’s having a baby (Dlisted)

Taylor Momsen isn’t flashing her tit. But she’s cussing. And to me she looks like she’s totally out of it too (The Superficial)

So he’s working on a Charlie Sheen Lindsay Lohan collaboration now? (Popeater)

Yeah. She was supposedly pregnant not too long ago. Genetics, you know? (Hollywood Tuna)

Pregnant Pene in London! (Pop Sugar)

Ryan Gosling: why is he so goddamn bloody in this movie? (Just Jared

The back of Jakey with Swifty (Celebuzz)

Dave Navarro finds a young type (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Well, at least she’s honest about her ambitions (INO)

Christina Aguilera: lesbians and suitcase living (Cele|bitchy)

Again with the mother

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 27, 2010 12:01:01 October 27, 2010 12:01:01

Katherine Heigl went for lunch yesterday with her mother. Always with the mother. Here’s another one who is rarely seen with girlfriends. I imagine Katie Heigl is one of those “You Should” kind of friends. You should do this, you should do that, I would do this, I would do that, she knows everything. Full Story

From breakup to inseparable

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 27, 2010 10:49:18 October 27, 2010 10:49:18

It appears they are. Carey Mulligan has split from Shia LaBeouf. She is living at a budget Best Western. She’s been seen in and out of the place with Tom Sturridge. He was with her after the Hollywood Awards the other night. They left together in a cab. Yesterday they went grocery shopping. She drove. Full Story

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When is Henry’s time?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 27, 2010 09:57:06 October 27, 2010 09:57:06

Is he single? Maybe he’s on Blake Lively’s list too. Henry Cavill was photographed in Madrid yesterday shooting The Cold Light of Day (terrible title). Bruce Willis and Sigourney Weaver (not pictured) also costar. It’s a major leading role for Cavill, and in addition to his upcoming performance opposite Mickey Rourke in Immortals, perhaps it’s time for Henry, 27, to finally break out. Full Story

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Surprise. Publicists lie!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 27, 2010 09:30:17 October 27, 2010 09:30:17

Remember a couple of weeks ago Blake Lively and Ryan Gosling were spotted at Disneyland together and refused to have their pictures taken at the same time and we were all like, Bitch get your tits off my quiver!?! How did she deal with the backlash? Well her publicist went to GossipCop Full Story

The Rocky Horror Glee Show

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 27, 2010 08:50:29 October 27, 2010 08:50:29

Written by Duana Well. I mean, the polarizing starts well before the show does. If you care about Rocky Horror, you've seen it done better. If you don't, you're waiting, tired, for the show to get going. So. They start the show and of course, of course Rachel and and Finn are going to be Brad and Janet. Full Story

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Did you just f-ck up your nomination?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 27, 2010 08:07:00 October 27, 2010 08:07:00

This is the cover of the new Us Weekly: Justin Timberlake cheated on Jessica Biel with Olivia Munn. Well no wonder JT dashed over the Glamour Reel Moments event on Monday night. Let’s break this down: On Monday night, Pippy was at the Hollywood Awards with the cast of The Social Network. At the same time, Shelfy Biel was celebrating her directorial debut at the Glamour Magazine Reel Moments party. Full Story

The best Reese?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 27, 2010 08:00:57 October 27, 2010 08:00:57

I mean she never looks like sh-t, never ever, but lately it’s like she’s amped up that famous glow extra a lot. At 33, I think it’s the best I’ve ever seen her. Of course they’ll say it has something to do with an upcoming engagement, of course they will. Far as I know she and Jim Toth are not engaged. Full Story

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Pass on Ass

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 27, 2010 07:36:13 October 27, 2010 07:36:13

Written by Sasha If you’re a long time reader of Lainey’s then you might remember a story about the Colin Farrell eye-fu*k. This isn’t going to be a braggy post, I promise, but now that the dude is single it seems like the appropriate time to re-live the moment. Full Story

Emma in Europe after SNL

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 27, 2010 07:10:37 October 27, 2010 07:10:37

This is Emma Stone at a photocall for Easy A in Berlin today, kicking off the Euro leg of promotion for the film. SO cute. Always. Emma is just coming off her first hosting experience at Saturday Night Live. As you know, her good friend Taylor Swift brought her new piece Jakey G backstage to support her. Full Story

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October 27, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 27, 2010 06:56:32 October 27, 2010 06:56:32

Happy 29th Birthday Vanessa in London! Vicky in Windsor says you’ve been freaking out? No need to freak out. But I was told you’d feel better looking at Robert Pattinson open-mouth photos? Enjoy! And for Nanae & Shino who’ve come to Canada from Japan to experience Halloween – Amanda says you love Justin Bieber and Taylor Swift? Justin went to the Laker game last night where he hung out with Jaden Smith and Denzel Washington. Full Story

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