Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 11, 2010 11:24:25 May 11, 2010 11:24:25

I like Elisha Cuthbert more now because she has a normal person’s body. But the boyfriend is still… you know (The Superficial)

Some people think she looks like Aaron Johnson’s Sam Taylor Wood and this is devastating to me (Dlisted)

What is Anne Hathaway’s attraction to these shady dudes? (Popeater)

Love Katy Perry’s t-shirt (Hollywood Tuna)

Swifty and Country Bitch go head to head again (Just Jared)

Gemma and Pretty Jakey in the land of Russian drama (Pop Sugar)

e-Trade smacks up the Crank Ass (The Blemish)

I’ve never seen an Asian with such blonde hair (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Supermodel denim onesie (Popoholic)

Jesus. It’s like one giant vagina rug (Go Fug Yourself)

Karl’s girls and couples dancing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 11, 2010 09:42:54 May 11, 2010 09:42:54

Karl Lagerfeld screened his short film Remember Now in St Tropez yesterday. All his skinny bitches were summoned to support him. Mostly models of course but also two of his favourites Vanessa Paradis and Diane Kruger with boyfriend Joshua Jackson. This is the second outing in a row that she’s toted around that basket. Full Story

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Chicken Fried has a new boyfriend?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 11, 2010 08:23:49 May 11, 2010 08:23:49

It’s all hers now, right? The hair, I mean. Is it her own? Seems short/long enough to be hers without a weave. And it doesn’t look nasty. This is a relative statement. All things considered though, at least the nest at the back isn’t quite so mangy, and there’s not sh-t falling out of it, and her clothes, they seem tidy enough. Full Story

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Can you say “expendable”?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 11, 2010 08:13:00 May 11, 2010 08:13:00

Written by SarahLate last night The Hollywood Reporter, Esq. broke the news that members of the Twilight cast are holding out for a bigger payday on Breaking Dawn, thus even further delaying the officially official announcement that Twilights 4 & 5: Romance of the Forest will go into production. Full Story

Missing Lost Tuesday

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 11, 2010 07:17:59 May 11, 2010 07:17:59

It’s a new episode tonight. There are only 2 new episodes left before the 2.5 hr season finale on Sunday May 23. And I am missing them. F-ck. As already noted, Lost brings me a considerable amount of stress. The show itself and its puzzles obviously but also not being able to watch while travelling and avoiding spoilers. Full Story

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See you tomorrow?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 11, 2010 06:41:31 May 11, 2010 06:41:31

Can’t wait. Cate Blanchett arrived in Cannes today with her son Ignatius. Cate is at the festival of course for Robin Hood and the opening night gala on Wednesday with Russell Crowe ahead of its world release on Friday. It’s a battle between Robin Hood and Iron Man at the box office this weekend. Full Story

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Crank vs Punk Ass: the throwdown

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 11, 2010 06:28:10 May 11, 2010 06:28:10

Oh now this is a gift. Nothing like a twatty scrap to kick off a Tuesday. So Page Six is reporting that Lindsay Lohan and Avril Lavigne threw down at the Chateau Marmont about a week ago. Full Story

May 11, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 11, 2010 06:18:00 May 11, 2010 06:18:00

Dear Cailin – was so great to see you and A last night and, as always, so happy to, um, share our common Polish experience. Heh. Your blog looks great, I love it. Have a great time in London, and hope to see you at the Smut Soiree? Happy Birthday Cheryl! Enjoy the Peking Duck tonight and you are right – no man compares to Oscar. Full Story

Monday, May 10, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Of course Betty White was amazing on Saturday Night Live. Amazing. There’s a skill level to the Old School that the New School might never learn. That bitch barely had to read her cards. And if she did, she knew how to hide it.  Read Full Intro

Natalie & Ashton vs Pip

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 10, 2010 14:37:57 May 10, 2010 14:37:57

Natalie Portman and Ashton Kutcher were photographed today on set of their new movie. A romantic comedy about two friends who agree to do it without commitment. Weird. Sound familiar? Justin Timberlake is supposed to be making a movie based on the same premise with Mila Kunis. Sh-t. Don't they have any original ideas in Hollywood anymore? Natalie and Ashton, despite the fact that he's literally over a foot taller than her, make a hot couple. Full Story

Spittle’s Serbian piece

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 10, 2010 13:19:17 May 10, 2010 13:19:17

Gerard Butler was supposedly seeing some French lady a few weeks ago. Click here for the photos. Her name is irrelevant. Because she’s clearly irrelevant. To him. Now that he’s spraying his spittle all over some other piece in Serbia, there on location shooting a new movie. Full Story