The Title I Want To Write is a Spoiler

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 4, 2011 09:17:00 April 4, 2011 09:17:00

Written by Duana Season 2, Episode 13 – and our last ‘catch-up’ recap before the show starts back up for some breakneck weeks this Thursday! Previously on the Vampire Diaries…a man with a twang says Vampires and Werewolves used to roam freely until a shaman put a curse on them, Mason and Tyler look like they’re in pain (or consternation) and Damon self-mutilates his hand in the sunlight. Full Story

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The worst it’s ever been

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 4, 2011 08:12:56 April 4, 2011 08:12:56

Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman recently claimed she’d tried Botox but didn’t like it anymore and quit. Really? Because… Errrr….. Check her out last night at the ACMs with Keith Urban. First of all – we get it, you love each other, but can we please dispose of the closed-eye, dance like no one’s watching couple shots on the carpet? Gross. Full Story

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Ryan & Amanda: Springtime in Paris

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 4, 2011 07:46:55 April 4, 2011 07:46:55

While his ex-wife is selling her movie, and her wedding, back at home in North America, Ryan Phillippe is selling his movie The Lincoln Lawyer, with Matthew McConaughey, in Europe, first stop Paris. His girlfriend Amanda Seyfried has come along for the ride. And they’re holding hands at baggage claim. Full Story

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April 4, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 4, 2011 06:04:00 April 4, 2011 06:04:00

It’s the 30th anniversary! Trailerwalker started in 1981 in Hong Kong and has become the biggest general fundraising event for the organisation. 100km in 48 hours in a team of 4: you start together, you stick together, you finish together. Oxfam Trailerwalker Canada takes place on July 22 – 24th, a fitness and fundraising challenge in support of Oxfam Canada, making a difference in the lives of those living in poverty. Full Story

Friday, April 1, 2011

Dear Gossips,

I’ve yet to open any emails from Duana today re: Grey’s Anatomy because I want to read her piece on last night’s musical episode at the same time you do but if I know her at all, and if she’s still sane, goddamn, I can’t imagine she’ll have anything in the way of positive to say, short of complimenting Sara Ramirez on her voice, because, like…what the f-ck??? I tuned in late, after the hockey game, and caught it just as everything was happening in slow motion while Ramirez was being wheeled into the OR, at one point, sitting on the gurney next to her own character and then everyone busting into song during the actual operation.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 1, 2011 13:29:33 April 1, 2011 13:29:33

I guess this means Lady Gaga wouldn’t have invited Christina Aguilera (Dlisted)

Courteney Cox has revisited her definition of “Friends”? (The Superficial)

No surprise. Gwyneth Paltrow’s lineage is better than yours. And Madonna is going to be PISSED that GOOP is closer to Kab than she is. (Jezebel

I want a pair of new white jeans but I’m still trying to decide about the ankle zipper (Hollywood Tuna)

Tom Brady getting warmed up (Pop Sugar

Reese Witherspoon: honeymoon can wait and dinner with Chelsea Handler (Just Jared)

Helen Mirren looks lovely in Las Vegas (Cele|bitchy)

Ok, but JLo, when do you find time to coordinate your manicure? (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

So, you know this creature is giving speeches at university campuses now? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

You know, I don’t actually mind Zac Efron’s facial hair. What’s wrong with me? (Buzznet)

The Hangover 2 Trailer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 1, 2011 12:56:00 April 1, 2011 12:56:00

Here’s what I like about it: I like opening with Kanye West. I like looking at Bradley Cooper all sweaty, with shades on, and an open neck shirt, walking in slow motion in front of two other guys. I also like some of Ed Helms’s reactions. And when Galifianakis says “PF Chang’s”, I laughed. Full Story

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The AfterMadth

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 1, 2011 12:21:40 April 1, 2011 12:21:40

Written by Duana (I certainly hope you groaned at the worst pun I’ve ever made) So – the deal is done! Mad Men is happening! Matthew Weiner’s reported $25-30 million is actually spread over three years, instead of two – so while Seasons 5 and 6 are guaranteed - imagine Joan with a toddler! – Season 7 might not be beyond the realm of possibillty. Full Story

Scarlett’s boyfriend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 1, 2011 11:39:01 April 1, 2011 11:39:01

Here’s Sean Penn walking around Malibu yesterday. He’s, like, Scarlett Johansson’s boyfriend now. This makes me really… embarrassed for her. Can you imagine how she must look up at him? Some kind of god? Can you hear how she must gush over him? He’s so talented. He’s so smart. Full Story

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