Moss > Posh

December 9, 2009 16:42:31 Posted at December 9, 2009 16:42:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Tonight at the British Fashion Awards in London, Kate Moss and Victoria Beckham showed up, similar silhouettes. Both with hair pulled back, both with drama around the eyes, both in fitted dresses that open out to a train. Posh is probably so f-cking pissed she’s sucked back a dozen cigs in a row. Full Story

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Jake & Maggie, Reese & Deacon

December 9, 2009 14:18:00 Posted at December 9, 2009 14:18:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon continue to deny through their reps that they’ve broken up, and he referred to his “girlfriend” last week at a press junket for Brothers, but they’ve yet to be seen together since well before their supposed split, and last night, according to People Full Story

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Plane outfit jealousy

December 9, 2009 11:56:01 Posted at December 9, 2009 11:56:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Not as a matter of style, but as a matter of bladder. This is Rihanna leaving New York after attending the Vevo launch last night. It’s a bodysuit, see? Ladies should be familiar with the clasps between the legs. On a plane? First class or not, it’s still an aircraft washroom. And it’s still a bitch getting that sh-t on and off just to pee. Full Story

Please go away Skeevy T

December 9, 2009 11:43:14 Posted at December 9, 2009 11:43:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Trip skeeves me out in a way that I haven’t been skeeved in a long, long time. When he made to cry, I almost became a cutter. He’s well cast then, I suppose. So now it’s Gossip Girl meets the Kennedy Family? My friend LB brought up a good point: Jackie Kennedy would NEVER have confronted Marilyn. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

December 9, 2009 11:18:29 Posted at December 9, 2009 11:18:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Playing pretend: it’s the closest Jennifer Aniston will get to marriage again (Dlisted)

Gisele Bundchen had Brady’s baby, which means she’ll be back to looking like this tomorrow (The Superficial)

Kristin Davis on holiday (Hollywood Tuna)

Rachel McAdams sets off to promote Sherlock Holmes (Just Jared)

Madonna and Gaga: the dance-off (Towleroad)

More of Johnny in Japan (Pop Sugar)

JailBait with an ugly coat in London (INO)

Tiger Woods also slept with an escort (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Susan Sarandon’s son (Cele|bitchy)

Great. Children fall into depression when they aren’t being filmed (Popeater)

Porny & the Pumpkin

December 9, 2009 09:21:00 Posted at December 9, 2009 09:21:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

E!Online is reporting that Jessica Simpson has found a new boyfriend: Billy Corgan. Random. And terrible. Billy Corgan is talented, sure, but he deals with Courtney Love. Porny’s now running in this circle? She won’t survive it. Full Story

Douche + Pip

December 9, 2009 09:06:01 Posted at December 9, 2009 09:06:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They’re hoping Vevo is the music industry’s salvation. I just went to the site, it took a thousand years to load. Heavy traffic. In support of Vevo, many of the most famous and influential artists and players in the world showed up (or were summoned) to support the launch including Bono, Clive Davis, Justin Timberlake, Rihanna, Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, even Shania Twain on a rare public night, and Sheryl Crow, the aforementioned Mimi, 50 Cent, and more…including John Mayer. Full Story

Mimi H.A.T.E. U

December 9, 2009 08:00:12 Posted at December 9, 2009 08:00:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s her new video. The one she was shooting on the beach – click here for a refresher. Her efforts that day have now been released. The juiciest 3 minutes of your day. Full Story

We need more Celine

December 9, 2009 07:51:01 Posted at December 9, 2009 07:51:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Mimi’s Cheese is coming up soon but first… You’d have to be humourless not to find joy in these photos of Celine Dion and her family at the Knicks game the other night in New York. What happens when the chest thumping lunge happy most expressive French Canadian fromage brings her amazingness to a sporting event? Gold. Full Story

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Don’t tell him what to do on his bike

December 9, 2009 07:12:31 Posted at December 9, 2009 07:12:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He’s a big boy on his big bike and he knows better than you. So if you dare question the GMD’s manly man knowledge, you’re going to get The Hand. Please. Why try? He knows EVERYTHING. He has studied the History of Bikes. You don’t know the History of Bikes. Here he is shooting a bike scene with Cameron Diaz yesterday in Spain. Full Story

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December 9, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

December 9, 2009 06:52:19 Posted at December 9, 2009 06:52:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy 36th Birthday Catherine from your husband Alberto who begged me to put him out of his Cuban misery and tried to guilt me about jeopardising a “happy marriage”! You see what he would do for you? Very sweet. To Mona – how did you manage through the storm? By request, and it’s been a long time since I posted this, and long time readers know it’s my all time favourite photo, let the GMD make the snow a little more bearable. Full Story