The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo by David Fincher

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2011 09:20:00 January 14, 2011 09:20:00

As you’ve probably seen, Rooney Mara covers the new issue of W Magazine as Lisbeth Salander. No complaints about the photos at all. She looks the part, totally. But the article is not about Rooney Mara. The article is actually about acclaimed director David Fincher who is running the show on the English language movie adaptation of the Millennium Trilogy. Full Story

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Lindsay Lohan: reality reject

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2011 08:07:06 January 14, 2011 08:07:06

Oh you know it’s bad when… You can’t even get on a reality tv show. Donald Trump is putting together a new Celebrity Apprentice. Here’s who he’s recruited: LaToya Jackson, Lisa Rinna, Hope Dworaczyk, Nikki Taylor, Star Jones, Dionne Warwick, Meatloaf, Gary Busey, Mark McGrath, David Cassidy, Richard Hatch, Jose Canseco, John Rich, Lil Jon, Nene Leakes, and Marlee Matlin. Full Story

Granny is ready

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2011 07:55:57 January 14, 2011 07:55:57

The Globes are two days away. Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman is nominated for Best Actress Drama. Although they say it’s a fight between Annette Bening and Natalie Portman, the HPFA, they LOVE Nicole, have always done, and so I guess it’s not totally impossible. And you know she really wants one. Full Story

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Thursday, January 13, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Counting down to the Globes now. We will be liveblogging! Starting Sunday night at 7:30pm ET/4:30pm PT during the arrivals, I’ll be joined by Duana, Sarah, and Sasha, and we’ll go straight through to the final award.  Read Full Intro

Guy loves Colin

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 13, 2011 14:32:55 January 13, 2011 14:32:55

Colin Firth received his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame today. Of course his wife Livia was there with him. But also Guy Pearce who does a great job as dipsy Edward VIII in The King’s Speech. (Side note: Madonna is making a movie about Wallis Simpson. And I wonder if she’ll be whitewashing those alleged Nazi sympathies. Full Story

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Worst poster, worst title, worst trailer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 13, 2011 13:25:50 January 13, 2011 13:25:50

In September I posted this about Kate Hudson’s new movie A Little Bit of Heaven. Dumbass title came with a dumbass poster. Look at Gael Garcia Bernal’s nose. Why is her mouth open? Who responds to this sh-t? WHY does she keep making the same movies over and over and over again? If you thought that the poster was misleading and that the movie would be different, you were wrong. Full Story

Chloe Sevigny got ripped!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 13, 2011 12:40:39 January 13, 2011 12:40:39

Laura sent me this link today and it's become the best part of my day. She posited - is Cunnilingus the new Going Ugly? Sort of. Her words were more elegant. But the spirit is the same. Seems a lot of Oscar contenders this year have oral pleasure in common. Full Story

Hair tinsel & cankles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 13, 2011 12:11:00 January 13, 2011 12:11:00

Written by Sasha Hi Sasha, what do you think of the current hair tinsel trend? Have you seen this? I first saw it on one of the Beverly Hills Housewives and thought it was a bit showy and tacky. Not for me. However, lately I've spotted it on some actual people in my town. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 13, 2011 11:40:00 January 13, 2011 11:40:00

Lainey’s off to a screening so I’m stepping in for Tingles. She will be back to write more and we have another piece of hers on the way. In the meantime…

Quick note: Thanks for your emails of “support” about the pics of Stephanie Seymour and her son last week. Glad you all agreed. My take on his recent rebuttal dismissing it because he’s openly gay: I wouldn’t be reaching around my dad’s waist to “accidentally” grab his right nut. Gay or not, it’s still wrong.


- Jacek


Brett Favre is officially doing everything he can to soil his legacy (The Superficial)

I can’t identity who the male is in this picture (Dlisted)

No misfortune for Gaga (Popeater)

Ivanka Trump making her boobies look bigger in Hello (Anorak UK)

I’ve always found Maria bland. No change here (Hollywood Tuna)

Sandy B and son in the snow (Pop Sugar)

Johnny covers EW as Jack (Just Jared)

HF Alba looking sleepy (Popoholic)

Britney snapped outside a dance studio (Celebuzz)

Natalie P takes the prize as the one on my Freebie 5 who is most likely to look like sh-t in an outfit on any given day (Go Fug Yourself)

Wishful Gossip

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 13, 2011 10:32:20 January 13, 2011 10:32:20

On December 15th, after Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds announced their split, I wrote the following: “What if however Justin were to bring Scarlett Johansson (to the Golden Globes)? Different ballgame, non? And Scarjo is single now. Full Story