A new Fontrum world record

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 5, 2010 12:46:46 May 5, 2010 12:46:46

New visitors to the site keep asking me about Fontrum. Click here for the Urban Dictionary definition. Fontrum is occurring with more frequency. Because people these days have no f-cking shame. See reality television. Full Story

Gwyneth in common

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 5, 2010 12:08:43 May 5, 2010 12:08:43

I don’t know where she was on Monday during the Met Gala. My G and Cameron D, they were both in town, and listed on the committee list and the tip sheets but no photos, and no mentions so far. G was probably pureeing with Jessica Seinfeld. She’d tell you that’s more her scene now. As for Cameron, well, there’s that ARod business. Full Story

More motherhood whitewash

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 5, 2010 11:36:29 May 5, 2010 11:36:29

If Jesse James got pregnant, carried a baby around inside him, and then birthed it on national television, they’d probably forgive him. Because Motherhood whitewashes everything. It whitewashed Tori Spelling’s infidelity and it is now whitewashing Eric Dane and Rebecca Gayheart of their drug scandal. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 5, 2010 11:04:35 May 5, 2010 11:04:35

Smart move. Conan shuts down the Mighty Opes (Popeater)

A fine example of Jessica Alba’s acting (Dlisted)

Leo’s Bar felt short of Leo’s ex Gisele at the Met Gala (The Superficial)

Anna Kournikova matches her gym gear with her Birkin (Hollywood Tuna)

Airport Porny is so much better than any other Porny (Just Jared)

Scarjo hides while Ryan works a beater (Pop Sugar)

Let me hear your body talk (Towleroad)

He’s probably the only one who would. Also… where are her friends? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Gaga will only come out when summoned by the Opesie God (The Fab Life)

Britney can’t be alone with her boys. And a good photo illustration on how they don’t age (Cele|bitchy)

On my Other List

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 5, 2010 10:06:17 May 5, 2010 10:06:17

You know, the HateF-ck List that Jacek wrote about. I have one for boys and girls. And if were to hatef-ck Sapphic styles, my first ride would be Lea Michele. Look at her here at the Time 100 event last night in New York. Again with the f-cking hungry Try. Full Story

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But it’s not November

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 5, 2010 09:06:22 May 5, 2010 09:06:22

This is what we missed yesterday during the Dress Porn. It’s actually my new obsession. Charlize Theron and Keanu Reeves? Please Shiloh let it be true. Want it to be true so hard. TMZ Full Story

Rise and rise again...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 5, 2010 08:10:11 May 5, 2010 08:10:11

Until lambs become lions. The question is will these words be as powerful as the ones that came before? Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next. Maximus is back. Only this time he’s called Robin Hood. And the film opens on May 14th. Full Story

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Sweaty Group Dancing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 5, 2010 07:31:01 May 5, 2010 07:31:01

Much of the online chatter today is about JailBait’s new video for Can’t Be Tamed. Because she’s so f-cking wild, yo. It’s a departure, obviously, from the sugar gum wholesome sweetness that has characterised her career so far Disney-styles. But in textbook child star fashion, Miley’s on her Maturity Mission. Full Story

Jakey G’s big London event

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 5, 2010 07:11:48 May 5, 2010 07:11:48

Jake Gyllenhaal was photographed in London last night. He actually looks kind of not bad in those pants and really really hot everywhere else. Jakey of course is now heavily promoting Prince of Persia which drops on May 28th. On Sunday he’s participating in a major Disney press stunt for the film – something about 5 time zones premiering simultaneously from Australia to Asia to Europe to Central America like the “Sands of Time”, get it? Jakey and the other stars of the film will be stationed in London but beamed via satellite everywhere else, I guess? Am confused already. Full Story

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May 5, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 5, 2010 06:59:41 May 5, 2010 06:59:41

Happy 27th Birthday April from Kennedy who requested for you some new photos of Alexander Skarsgard. Here he is out for lunch in West Hollywood on Monday while his gf scag Kate Bosworth was trying to be relevant at the Met Gala in New York. Fashion Targets Breast Cancer – do you have your t-shirt? Will you pose in your t-shirt? To raise awareness, to offer support, AND to win a trip to Toronto? Click here Full Story

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