Lilo pisses on Johnny & Kate

December 7, 2009 07:38:04 Posted at December 7, 2009 07:38:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Blasphemy. They were one of the most iconic couples of the last 20 years and together, improbably, after his previous iconic coupling with Winona Ryder. Johnny Depp and Kate Moss. Painfully beautiful, painfully dramatic, too intense, too young, too photogenic, and eventually too much… But the photographs. Full Story

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20/20 promotes Chris Brown

December 7, 2009 07:21:33 Posted at December 7, 2009 07:21:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This interview can’t be characterised any other way. It was a fluff piece. Robin Roberts and 20/20 allowed Chris Brown to repeat his empty apologies without qualification, without addressing any new questions, without pressing him on anything of substance. Oh great. We get to watch his “sorry” face as they played back Rihanna’s candid segment with Diane Sawyer. Full Story

The GMD’s Spanish family weekend

December 7, 2009 06:43:16 Posted at December 7, 2009 06:43:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Little Sci loves dressing up in pretty frilly things. Just like Daddy? Little Sci’s advantage is that she gets to do this in public. She and Katie Holmes flew to Sevilla, Spain this weekend to spend time with the GMD who’s been busy shooting Knight & Day with Cameron Diaz. The camera happy family hit up the park for some public play time, showing off Little Sci’s dramatic new pink flamenca. Full Story

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December 7, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

December 7, 2009 06:25:53 Posted at December 7, 2009 06:25:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy Birthday Gloria M from your dear high school friend Lori S who says you are “the most fabulous person I know… style and fine taste, informed and opinionated with devastating wit”. Enjoy Capetown. Also… For all you Montreal Canadiens fans who requested it... He’s Hollywood’s #1 Habs fan. Full Story

Friday, December 4, 2009

Dear Gossips,

The National Board of Review named Up in the Air the Best Film of 2009 yesterday and also released its Top 10 films of the year as follows in alphabetical order: An Education, (500) Days of Summer, The Hurt Locker, Inglourious Basterds, Invictus, The Messenger, A Serious Man, Star Trek, Up, and Where The Wild Things Are.  Read Full Intro

Glee Christmas

December 4, 2009 14:43:00 Posted at December 4, 2009 14:43:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Not to sound dramatic, ok I totally sound dramatic, but it’s taken me two days to get over this week’s episode of Glee because it was all highs and lows and self hugs. Like that scene in the kitchen? The moment that Mr Schue realises he’s been betrayed? Oh hookers, that was hard. So hard. Full Story

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Drizzy > Breezy

December 4, 2009 13:32:24 Posted at December 4, 2009 13:32:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hell yeah. Speaking of sh-t disturbing, Vibe is disturbing some really good sh-t with its new issue featuring two covers: Drake and Chris Brown. Oh la. Chris Brown of course is the piece of sh-t who’s trying to sell a new album while riding the high from his beatdown of Rihanna. Drake however is the Canadian breakout artist and Degrassi alumnus who worked with everyone from Kanye to Jay-Z to Lykke Li this year and who just earned two Grammy nominations this week for Best Rap Solo Performance and Best Rap Song and… Is rumoured to have been the first to date RiRi after Breezy. Full Story

Taupe’s little arms

December 4, 2009 11:52:38 Posted at December 4, 2009 11:52:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I remarked on what I perceived to be her Thinnification the other day – click here if you missed it – and last night Taupe Jennifer Garner stepped out at the Children’s Defence Fund in LA showing off her little arms. Or maybe it’s just me. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

December 4, 2009 11:21:00 Posted at December 4, 2009 11:21:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

More proof that Lindsay Lohan is homewrecking Jessica Alba (The Superficial)

Rock’n’roll Tiger Woods: sex, drugs, shame (Dlisted)

She should be Jessica Simpson’s role model. This is how you do it with big breasts (Hollywood Tuna)

Tiger’s mentors (Popeater)

Alexander Skarsgard kissing a boy (Just Jared)

Insanely hot Becks in Africa (Pop Sugar)

See Kristen Stewart go anti-Bella Swan (ASL)

Maybe one day Nicole Kidman will have 6 lips like this bitch (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Liv Tyler and Zach Braff?!?! (Cele|bitchy)

Does Reese approve of Jakey’s back tat? (Towleroad)


December 4, 2009 11:03:05 Posted at December 4, 2009 11:03:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Darren and I went to see it last night. We were stuck behind two losers who would not stop kissing. And not even like hot kissing. They would hug with their eyes closed. Sick f-ckers. At one point Darren counted 23 kisses in 45 seconds. When he had to let go of her to find his tickets, she almost fell apart. Full Story


December 4, 2009 09:28:00 Posted at December 4, 2009 09:28:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I can’t decide. You decide. It’s Meg Ryan in New York promoting her new film Serious Moonlight first on Regis & Kelly and then at the premiere with director Cheryl Hines and Justin Long. From some angles the work isn’t so scary. From other angles, the work is very, very scary. I loved Meg Ryan. Full Story

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