Jackson and the animals

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 18, 2010 10:27:34 June 18, 2010 10:27:34

We are dogsitting for a friend this weekend. He’s a westie called Bolt and he was dropped off to Jacek yesterday, totally freaked out and feeling abandoned by his owners. Which is why he promptly had a pee and two sh-ts on our carpet. Thanks God Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 18, 2010 10:11:48 June 18, 2010 10:11:48

Broken engagement because she can’t find any work? (Dlisted)

Why hasn’t Lindsay Lohan married this guy yet? (The Superficial)

I thought this was Boy George (Popeater)

Man I wish I looked this good in a tank top (Hollywood Tuna)

Taylor Kitsch has to work with Alexander Skarsgard (Just Jared)

Angie doing good (Pop Sugar)

Snoop & Sookie (Towleroad)

Miley wears short shorts amid controversy about her flashing poon (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Eminem staying clean (INO)

Swifty in a brutal dress gets a gift from John Mayer (Cele|bitchy)

S.M.U.T. 2010

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 18, 2010 09:13:00 June 18, 2010 09:13:00

It’s the 5th anniversary! Thanks to our title Sponsor the Bay for helping to make this possible. We will gossip. A lot. We will enjoy adult beverages... responsibly. We will hear from an insider and talk sh-t about celebrities. ARE YOU COMING??? WhenJune 28th, 6:30pm arrivals, smut session begins at 8pm. Full Story

Sharlto Copley has a girlfriend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 18, 2010 08:38:09 June 18, 2010 08:38:09

Sarah probably won’t be too happy about this. Sharlto Copley arrived at LAX yesterday with his girlfriend Jeanne-Melanie Haasbroek. Didn’t know he had a girlfriend. Don’t know much about him at all. After all, District 9 was his first time in front of the camera. Before that his work was largely behind the scenes. Full Story

Lilo tests clean?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 18, 2010 08:05:33 June 18, 2010 08:05:33

Apparently she tested alcohol-free after her scram went off. This is what her lawyer says, and TMZ reports that the Probation Department has cleared her, which means the judge will likely not be pissed in July when she’s supposed to show in court for a hearing that could have resulted in a jail sentence. Full Story

June 18, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 18, 2010 07:40:08 June 18, 2010 07:40:08

Deirdre! Happy 20th Birthday from your sister Mairead. And I heard about the major Twi-Hard in your family. Do you have crazy basement? Pictures! Happy 31st Birthday Donna! Per your request, here’s Cory Monteith in Sydney earlier this week as Glee made a promotional stop in Australia. It was also just announced yesterday that Cory has been named the official ambassador for the Re*Generation campaign with Virgin Unite with specific focus on youth homelessness. Full Story

Thursday, June 17, 2010

Dear Gossips,

It was Magical. Of course it was. The Grand Opening of The Wizarding World of Harry Potter at Universal Orlando last night was SO magical. And ... She came. She was there. JK Rowling arrived without fanfare, bypassed the media line, headed straight for the children, delighted the children, and then observed the entire event from a discreet area, remaining virtually invisible, not interested in seeking the spotlight for herself.  Read Full Intro

You have to eat your sh-t for a while

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 17, 2010 14:22:09 June 17, 2010 14:22:09

LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian destroyed their marriages to be together. If it’s worth it, you have to eat it. You have to eat the sh-t for a while. Willingly. And you don’t f-cking complain, and you don’t turn yourself into a victim, because you got what you want, so who’s really losing? CSI: Miami is reportedly done Full Story

Twi-Hards victimise Emma Roberts

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 17, 2010 13:41:00 June 17, 2010 13:41:00

So Emma Roberts was on The Tonight Show the same night as Robert Pattinson. Pattinson actually stayed in the chair for the second interview. I like this. I like a lot of about him this week. Drunk from too much Butterbeer? Anyway, Jay Leno begins his interview with Emma by asking her about Twilight and whether she’s Team Edward or Team Jacob. Full Story

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I’m convinced Tilda does this on purpose

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 17, 2010 13:29:15 June 17, 2010 13:29:15

Written by Sarah From Kristen Stewart’s easy breezy steeze to Tilda Swinton’s what-the -f*ck-ever-this-is, it’s my day for fashion posts I guess. It’s because I wrote about Chris Evans and made fun of Zefron the other day. Full Story