December 4, 2009 08:45:34 Posted at December 4, 2009 08:45:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Children wake up,hold your mistake up,before they turn the summer into dust. Songs just pop in your head suddenly. This is what popped when I saw these photos today of Sisters JailBait Miley and Noah Cyrus going through Miami airport. Miley is 17, Noah is 9. And they look it. And this is good. And it should be acknowledged. Full Story

Pitt Porn is art

December 4, 2009 08:18:13 Posted at December 4, 2009 08:18:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

For some. This is called Brangelina Forever. Daniel Edwards, the same dude who created the sculpture of Britney giving birth, has puked out another masterpiece inspired by Pitt Porn. The piece is currently on display at some rich man’s house in Oklahoma City. Oklahoma City is where the Alba Bitch decided to defile Full Story

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Sponsored Tingles: Just Like Heaven on W

December 4, 2009 08:06:18 Posted at December 4, 2009 08:06:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Time for another movie on W Network’s TripleFlix movie event tomorrow (and every Saturday this fall). In fact, there are three blockbuster movies back to back to back with a premiere movie in the 9pm E/P slot. Tomorrow (Saturday, December 5th) at 9pm E/P it’s Just Like Heaven starring Reese Witherspoon and Mark Ruffalo. Full Story

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Third Lip, red lips, and big teeth

December 4, 2009 07:31:06 Posted at December 4, 2009 07:31:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Third Lip was painted red yesterday at the London premiere of Nine. Third Lip looks smaller in red, non? Or is that because the teeth are now so big? Many of you have written to remark on Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman’s teeth. Do they seem enlarged? Veneers? Poor Third Lip. She’s always fighting something. Full Story

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A well timed date

December 4, 2009 07:03:18 Posted at December 4, 2009 07:03:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The cutest dimpliest couple in Hollywood stepped out last night for a dinner date followed by ice cream. Awwwww. Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner worked together on Valentine’s Day, then when released from set, they hooked up at Benihana finishing their night off with dessert. Adorable, yes. Well timed? Very much yes. Full Story

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December 4, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

December 4, 2009 06:50:03 Posted at December 4, 2009 06:50:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy Birthday Viv from Kirsten who thanks you for another year of friendship and applauds you for keeping your Twi-Hard in check. I understand these are anxious times for you re: Gwyneth and Chris. Picture a single GOOP in her late 30s trying to reinvent. Should make for at least 2 or 3 appropriately nauseating newsletters. Full Story

Thursday, December 3, 2009

Dear Gossips,

The Tiger Woods mess continues to dominate headlines. Meanwhile Britney Spears turned 28 rather uneventfully. In fact, while Woods covers every tabloid and will continue to do so through today as one of his extramarital broads is holding a presser, Britney is covering the new issue of Elle, a shoot styled by Joe Zee with her children.  Read Full Intro

The Italian Queen now and then

December 3, 2009 15:36:04 Posted at December 3, 2009 15:36:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Yesterday Elisabetta Canalis went shopping in Hollywood with a friend, enjoying her stay in Los Angeles on George Clooney’s dime. He needs her more than ever now. And she has worked for him so far. Clooney was named today by the National Board of Review as this year’s Best Actor putting him back in the lead temporarily in the Oscar race. Full Story

She always comes through…

December 3, 2009 15:28:48 Posted at December 3, 2009 15:28:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

When I need her. It’s been a rough week work-wise and other. Also I’ve been training like a fiend and “eating healthy” pre-holidays which means chicken every day, hate chicken to begin with, and nothing greasy and certainly no fried rice. Where is the joy? There is no joy. But Mimi brings the joy. Full Story

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GOOPy and Blair Waldorf

December 3, 2009 13:06:16 Posted at December 3, 2009 13:06:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

2009 was a light year for Gwyneth on the work front. By the way, her last film Two Lovers was just named by the National Board of Review as one of the Top 10 independent films of the year. But Gwyneth, in the midst of rumoured marital discord, will be looking ahead to a very busy 2010 that includes promotion for Iron Man 2, working with Nicole Kidman on The Danish Girl, and now a new project has just been announced. Full Story

Pink and BitchFace

December 3, 2009 12:13:07 Posted at December 3, 2009 12:13:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’ve seen a lot of BitchFace in my day. And Reese Witherspoon’s BitchFace ranks as one of the top BitchFaces in the business. She will cut you with her eye and make you wish you’d never been born. She will curl her upper lip into a sneer that will chill your soul and send you running for butter. Full Story

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