Porny & the Pumpkin

December 9, 2009 09:21:00 Posted at December 9, 2009 09:21:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

E!Online is reporting that Jessica Simpson has found a new boyfriend: Billy Corgan. Random. And terrible. Billy Corgan is talented, sure, but he deals with Courtney Love. Porny’s now running in this circle? She won’t survive it. Full Story

Douche + Pip

December 9, 2009 09:06:01 Posted at December 9, 2009 09:06:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They’re hoping Vevo is the music industry’s salvation. I just went to the site, it took a thousand years to load. Heavy traffic. In support of Vevo, many of the most famous and influential artists and players in the world showed up (or were summoned) to support the launch including Bono, Clive Davis, Justin Timberlake, Rihanna, Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, even Shania Twain on a rare public night, and Sheryl Crow, the aforementioned Mimi, 50 Cent, and more…including John Mayer. Full Story

Mimi H.A.T.E. U

December 9, 2009 08:00:12 Posted at December 9, 2009 08:00:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s her new video. The one she was shooting on the beach – click here for a refresher. Her efforts that day have now been released. The juiciest 3 minutes of your day. Full Story

We need more Celine

December 9, 2009 07:51:01 Posted at December 9, 2009 07:51:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Mimi’s Cheese is coming up soon but first… You’d have to be humourless not to find joy in these photos of Celine Dion and her family at the Knicks game the other night in New York. What happens when the chest thumping lunge happy most expressive French Canadian fromage brings her amazingness to a sporting event? Gold. Full Story

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Don’t tell him what to do on his bike

December 9, 2009 07:12:31 Posted at December 9, 2009 07:12:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He’s a big boy on his big bike and he knows better than you. So if you dare question the GMD’s manly man knowledge, you’re going to get The Hand. Please. Why try? He knows EVERYTHING. He has studied the History of Bikes. You don’t know the History of Bikes. Here he is shooting a bike scene with Cameron Diaz yesterday in Spain. Full Story

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December 9, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

December 9, 2009 06:52:19 Posted at December 9, 2009 06:52:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy 36th Birthday Catherine from your husband Alberto who begged me to put him out of his Cuban misery and tried to guilt me about jeopardising a “happy marriage”! You see what he would do for you? Very sweet. To Mona – how did you manage through the storm? By request, and it’s been a long time since I posted this, and long time readers know it’s my all time favourite photo, let the GMD make the snow a little more bearable. Full Story

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Over the next few weeks as the year comes to a close, per site tradition I will be highlighting the Best and Worst Gossip Moments of 2009. See the Best and Worst of 2008 here  Read Full Intro

Did You Hear About the Morgans and the exes?

December 8, 2009 14:17:48 Posted at December 8, 2009 14:17:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

These people are so civilised. Hugh Grant dated Liz Hurley for ages. Then he paid a Divine to blow him on the side of the street. Then they broke up. But no hard feelings at all. And when he needs her, she’ll show up. In service of her own profile too, of course. After all…why IS Liz Hurley? In London tonight at the premiere of Did You Hear About the Morgans, Hugh was joined on the carpet by his ex and also his current co-star Sarah Jessica Parker who looked bloody cold in her strapless pink dress. Full Story

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The supporting cast hustles for George

December 8, 2009 12:22:56 Posted at December 8, 2009 12:22:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There’s been very little promotional participation from George Clooney for Up in the Air. He’s leaving that to his girlfriend and his supporting cast. There is strategy involved here and also George, like is friend Brad Pitt, really doesn’t have to hustle like other players do. This is why he’s one of the Top 5 in the world. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

December 8, 2009 11:12:00 Posted at December 8, 2009 11:12:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hi Gossips. Tingles Jacek edition as Lainey jumps between etalk shoots. Articles that follow will be hers. Jacek.

Apparently head covers are only for golf clubs in Tiger’s world (The Superficial)

Lilo off to India to help the impoverished. Does that sound right? (Dlisted)

Snake shades and a huge noggin (Hollywood Tuna)

Posh will sell you shades and jeans you won’t fit into (Just Jared)

If the celebrity baby theory is true, these two would give birth to something from Alien (Pop Sugar)

Hilary Duff adds to her case for my Freebie 5…not quite there yet though (Popoholic)

Letterman’s first take on Woods (Popeater)

Worst set of fakies I’ve ever seen (The Blemish)

Eva Green knows how to fill a dress (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Happy Endings
fought a bear cub and won (Go Fug Yourself)