Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 7, 2010 10:53:33 December 7, 2010 10:53:33

Just because it’s HER, don’t front like you wouldn’t want this body. At any age. (The Superficial)

Hey Jennifer Aniston – can your hair salute on command? (Dlisted)

Girl on girl is safer than an unhappy marital bed (Popeater)

Should I be worried that Shaki’s losing her curves? (Hollywood Tuna)

Michelle Williams: easy to spot in Brooklyn (Pop Sugar)

Great Kirsten Dunst photoshoot (Just Jared)

Mila Kunis: healthy and hot on Kimmel (Popoholic)

Ew. Douche alert Miami Beach. He should hook up with Adrien Brody and ARod (Celebuzz)

Chris Colfer sends sh-t to a bully (Towleroad)

Eva Mendes. Horrible, horrible, HORRIBLE dress (Go Fug Yourself)

Mouth lines at a young age

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 7, 2010 09:55:50 December 7, 2010 09:55:50

Written by DuanaPreviously on Gossip Girl, Nate’s mom got Parent Trapped and agreed to date Nate’s dad again, Lily paid off Juliet, but her brother was mad that Juliet drugged her, and somehow Serena is committed to inpatient therapy, while Blair and Dan go for justice. Full Story

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Don’t torture the artist

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 7, 2010 09:30:00 December 7, 2010 09:30:00

Flipping through photos from the Marrakesh Film Festival last night I was overcome with such an overwhelming Sit DOWN BITCH PLEASE I knew I had to share it. This is Michael Pitt of Boardwalk Empire, his hair newly dark, his girlfriend extra hungry, his lips ultra pouty, his expression uber artistic. Full Story

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Smell another jealous rage?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 7, 2010 08:36:22 December 7, 2010 08:36:22

Remember when this happened? Click here for a refresher on Cameron Diaz throwing herself at Alex Rodriguez in Mexico over Thanksgiving changing her forever in my mind and remind me that she is the girl who lost her sh-t at Justin Timberlake for picking up with Jessica Biel so soon after they split; she is the girl who embarrasses herself at a bar with a douchebag who barely cares. Full Story

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Just Johnny, no Jolie?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 7, 2010 07:43:52 December 7, 2010 07:43:52

Check out Johnny’s awesome shoes. He wore them on the carpet at The Tourist premiere but also earlier in the day with jeans and a plaid shirt around town, signing autographs, Johnny being Johnny – chill, enigmatic, gracious... but no one-on-one camera time with the Jolie? I have looked. I have spent a good 15 minutes on several photo agencies. Full Story

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Can’t you help her with her hair?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 7, 2010 07:15:34 December 7, 2010 07:15:34

Please. Brad Pitt knows. How to dress. Always. He has always cared about his appearance, he has always, always been a badass steezy motherf-cker. Look at him. See? Hot. And then there’s the Jolie, here last night at the New York premiere of The Tourist, in a very serviceable white Versace gown, but that goddamn hair like ass on her head. Full Story

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December 7, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 7, 2010 06:48:22 December 7, 2010 06:48:22

Congratulations Amanda in Pitt Meadows on the great news with love from your bestie Sarah who is SO happy for you! And for Amberley from Jennylou – Berls, we are all so proud of you! Good luck today as you defend your thesis for your PhD!  Full Story

Monday, December 6, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Over the last several weeks or so, half a dozen readers have been harassing me regularly about Misfits. OK fine. I did. And you were right. I am OBSESSED. Blazed through season 1 this weekend, am about to kick into Season 2, and now my worst, worst, WORST fear is that someone in Hollywood will try to adapt it for America and sh-t on the original.  Read Full Intro

Worst of 2010: Kellan Lutz in a tree

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 6, 2010 13:42:00 December 6, 2010 13:42:00

We continue to recap the year’s best and worst. Back in February, Kellan Lutz wore an all-white outfit, and took the dog for a walk. The paps were around. And he really really wanted to read his book. So he climbed a tree. And was obviously fully engrossed. Photographers took his picture. His fans, the Twi-Hards, who are, as you know, learning impaired, seemed to think this was by accident. Full Story

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Did you survive yours?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 6, 2010 13:10:00 December 6, 2010 13:10:00

Written by Duana Season 5, Episode 5 This week’s FNL is the most cohesive version of ‘the new class’ we’ve seen. They saw what they needed to do and gave us a group of boys ready and willing to bond, to see the greatness in what they’ve been given as a team. Full Story