Spanish bikini

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 29, 2010 14:55:04 July 29, 2010 14:55:04

Iker Casillas and Sara Carbonero relaxed poolside in LA yesterday. It’s cute she’s reading a book about the Spanish football team, non? And all its secrets... Actually, it’s cute that she reads anything at all. I was on a plane recently with some 20something LA twats who loudly and proudly proclaimed that “ugh, reading is so boring”. Full Story

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Nope, don’t get it

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 29, 2010 13:35:44 July 29, 2010 13:35:44

Sam Worthington was in Italy yesterday for the Giffoni Experience. Though not pictured, his “stylist” girlfriend Natalie Mark is there with him too and the two had some downtime before Sam went to work. Click here to see them kissing on holiday. Full Story

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Lola’s Summer Adventures

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 29, 2010 12:50:47 July 29, 2010 12:50:47

Hadn’t had a chance yet this week to write about Lola’s latest blog entry but don’t want to leave for Vegas before indulging in the amazingness that is Madonna’s oldest daughter. 14 year old creatures are entertaining enough as it is. You throw privilege and fame onto that and you get this. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 29, 2010 12:09:10 July 29, 2010 12:09:10

This is why you become a rock star (The Superficial)

Ed Westwick and his chest fur, shamef-ckingly hot (Dlisted)

Orly Bloom’s wedding ring (Pop Sugar)

Skinny is not necessarily not ghetto. Look at this ass. (Hollywood Tuna)

Some people lose weight and they AGE (Popeater)

Oh look. It’s that famewhore again. And I can never remember her name. (Popoholic)

Peaches at Scott Pilgrim... and Sigourney Weaver! (Holy Moly! UK)

Next time you think your dress is too short... it isn’t. Not compared to this. (Drunken Stepfather)

Posh tries to upstage some other bitch’s birthday in red (Just Jared)

Anna Kendrick’s shoes do not make up for her ill fitting dress (Go Fug Yourself)

Who she was

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 29, 2010 11:23:36 July 29, 2010 11:23:36

Mischa Barton I mean. Every few years or so a new class comes along and replaces the previous. Blake Lively is what Mischa Barton once was ...with a few more prospects. And a better body. Jesus this body. It’s CRAZY. The acting ability though? Well, it’s the same. It’s the ambition that will take Blake farther. Full Story

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Spittle = Men Expert?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 29, 2010 10:47:00 July 29, 2010 10:47:00

According to L’Oreal and, um, the women who attend Gerard Butler Fan Conventions, Spittle does indeed represent some sort of Man Ideal, and now they’re paying him to be their spokesperson. Just announced: Gerard Butler is the L’Oreal Paris worldwide spokesperson for the brand’s Men Expert range of products representing the Hydra Energetic Line. Full Story

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“I jog in Lanvin”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 29, 2010 09:53:12 July 29, 2010 09:53:12

Twitter was made for Kanye West. And Kanye West’s real Twitter could just be better than Karl Lagerfeld’s fake one. Kanye joined yesterday in advance of the upcoming release of his new still untitled album in September. As you know, and as I’ve said many times, I am a Kanye apologist. Full Story

GOOPy Q&A

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 29, 2010 09:36:23 July 29, 2010 09:36:23

This week’s GOOP newsletter is a Q&A. Unfortunately she doesn’t answer any of the best questions we send her. Like: did you and Jennifer Aniston hold hands and cut down Angelina Jolie the entire time you were in Morocco? Or... Give us some examples of how you made Scarlett Johansson feel inferior on the set of Iron Man 2. Full Story

New Ferns!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 29, 2010 08:54:50 July 29, 2010 08:54:50

Dinner for Schmucks opens this weekend going up against Zac Efron’s Charlie St Cloud. Charlie so far is not receiving very good reviews. Dinner is faring better, but by no means great. Mixed reception at best from critics and many saying they’ve done a disservice to its French inspiration. Full Story

Those days are gone

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 29, 2010 08:07:12 July 29, 2010 08:07:12

There used to be a time when Mischa Barton could have pulled this off. Picture Sienna Miller, Kate Moss, even Leighton Meester. It doesn’t have so much to do with what Mischa looks like now but with WHO she is now. She’s not much anymore. No show, no jobs, no homes, no prospects, and therefore no steeze. Full Story

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Granny green and red

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 29, 2010 07:38:33 July 29, 2010 07:38:33

Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman showed up at the Hollywood Foreign Press Association annual installation luncheon yesterday with red hair in a green dress and the bottom lip freshly inflated. The top lip however is missing its flaps. You know those two bits of flesh that ooze out from either side when she overdoes it with the needle and smiles too hard? Hopefully by the time TIFF comes around, Gran will have plumped that sh-t properly. Full Story

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