The Black Swan & Sofia Coppola

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 22, 2011 13:07:52 February 22, 2011 13:07:52

It was announced a couple of months ago that Natalie Portman is the new face of Miss Dior Cherie. Her topless kitten ad is below. Now the commercial, directed by Sofia Coppola, has been released online. Her face is exquisite. Beautiful lighting. Typical Coppola atmosphere. But what’s it lacking? Something… I can’t put my finger on it. Full Story

Age gaps and f-ck buddies

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 22, 2011 12:38:00 February 22, 2011 12:38:00

Written by Sasha Hi Sasha! So here's the deal: Last November I met up with a guy through lavalife for the sole purpose of hooking up. We met up for a drink and I had an instant attraction for him, not just because he's hot but his personality and sense of humour are killer. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 22, 2011 11:30:47 February 22, 2011 11:30:47

Just a reminder – there will be no liveblogs until the Oscars are over.

So Chicken Fried half assed her way through her video but still made half a million (The Superficial)

Jennifer Aniston gets a bob…that looks like the one Gwyneth used to have (Dlisted)

Love gestures by 16 year old boys (Popeater)

Amanda Bynes wants you to see how skinny she is. Meanwhile, you’re like – who’s Amanda Bynes? (Hollywood Tuna)

Kate Hudson deliriously happy and showing you, literally, her baby bump (Pop Sugar)

Kiki D with her boyfriend at a ball (Just Jared)

Caleb Followill’s future bride models bridal undies (Popoholic)

Emma Watson and George Craig are back together? (Celebuzz)

How Mimi tricked out her nursery (The Blemish)

I rarely hate what Gwen Stefani wears. But this made the list (Go Fug Yourself)

For those of you who have him on your Five List…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 22, 2011 10:37:24 February 22, 2011 10:37:24

I hear you. And there aren’t often many photos. So when there are, I will post. Here’s Michael Fassbender in New York the other day working on a new movie called Shame with Carey Mulligan who’s been made up to look like sh-t. Maybe she should try a comedy soon? I mean, I think we all know now she can do drama. Full Story

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ADELE Tuesday

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 22, 2011 09:03:25 February 22, 2011 09:03:25

Today’s the day you can download Adele’s new album 21 in North America. Or buy it old school styles on CD. When was the last time you bought a CD? This is Adele yesterday, in New York, arriving at Letterman before her performance. I woke up early this morning, ready to face the day with my banana and my oatmeal, and started it off by watching the video. Full Story

LBD > Young Jumpsuit

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 22, 2011 08:30:27 February 22, 2011 08:30:27

Youth is certainly potent but sometimes youth’s inexperience can lose one or two carpet battles. And this is how Jennifer Aniston’s little black dress beat out Brooklyn Decker’s horrific jumpsuit last night at the German premiere of Just Go With It or, as they refer to it over there, My Imaginary Wife. Full Story

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Michelle’s family Gaga

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 22, 2011 07:55:00 February 22, 2011 07:55:00

This is cute. Michelle Pfeiffer and David E Kelley were photographed in New York yesterday. They hit up an art gallery with their children, Claudia Rose and John, and then they all went to the Lady Gaga show at Madison Square Garden. Can you imagine going with your parents to see Lady Gaga? My Squawking Chicken would lose her f-cking mind. Full Story

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Gwyneth: bikini before Oscars

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 22, 2011 06:53:46 February 22, 2011 06:53:46

F-ck. This is a serious, serious body. Gwyneth Paltrow spent last week in Barbados. She was seen shooting a documentary around town but also spent a significant amount of time on the beach with her kids, showing off her Tracy Anderson Method in 4 different bikinis. Remember, she runs that business with Anderson now. Full Story

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And …they’re back

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 22, 2011 06:35:03 February 22, 2011 06:35:03

Twilight has returned to Vancouver. The cast has come to shoot Breaking Dawn Parts 1 and 2, mostly exteriors after working on mostly interiors in Baton Rouge, Louisiana where they went virtually unpapped for almost the entire duration, leaving Twi-Hards idle in their losering with nothing to look at. Full Story

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February 22, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 22, 2011 06:21:56 February 22, 2011 06:21:56

Estella! Congratulations on birthing a human! And a very, very, very cute one! Nathan Daniel is delightful. Hope you’re resting well and recovering quickly. I expect you to keep up on this sh-t. You’re one of the originals. To Tamie - the sister of my heart and the best thing about B.C. Happy birthday week - I'll be celebrating over here in the COTU. Full Story

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