Tight shirt, tight pants, big hair

December 2, 2009 07:13:06 Posted at December 2, 2009 07:13:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The GMD and Cameron Diaz continue to shoot Knight & Day in Seville, Spain, spotted yesterday walking around set. As you can see, he’s working it in a slimming black tight tee with brown skinnies like he wishes it was 1999, or that he could style it like Brad Pitt. No such luck. But he’s so endearing for trying. Full Story

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Why is Orlando Bloom?

December 2, 2009 06:58:38 Posted at December 2, 2009 06:58:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last week he was in Marrakesh with Jennifer Aniston and my Gwyneth for the opening of some hotel. Yesterday he was in Vegas with Rosario Dawson and some other people for the opening of another hotel. What exactly does Orlando Bloom do? A perfect candidate for Why Is Full Story

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Dear Gossips,

The Hurt Locker was honoured last night at the Gotham Awards for Best Picture and Best Ensemble, further solidifying its lock on a nomination for Oscar, a movie so well regarded that it’s been able to hang around for months and months and months, and deservedly so.  Read Full Intro


December 1, 2009 14:39:50 Posted at December 1, 2009 14:39:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She doesn’t get enough love. Today’s a good day for it. Kristen Wiig was at the Gotham Awards last night. Am all over what she’s wearing, it works for her. Also reminds me of my friend Duana who can wear red tights like no other bitch and also has long, long legs up to her neck. 2009 was a good year for Kristen. Full Story

Bad hair belongs together

December 1, 2009 12:48:32 Posted at December 1, 2009 12:48:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’m so lame I still want Britney and Justin back together. This will never be. But it’s almost like their hair is trying to be. Bad hair belongs together. As you can see, Pip’s is still all relaxed and douchey on the set of The Social Network. For a character, obviously, but still. in combination with his beat-me face it’s the most unattractive he’s looked in a long, long time. Full Story

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When the Italian Queen met the Jolie

December 1, 2009 11:59:00 Posted at December 1, 2009 11:59:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They call her “Ely”. And Ely is working it like she’s all tight with Mother Clooney. And Ely and Mother Clooney flanked George last night at the LA premiere of Up in the Air, just in case you were questioning how badly he wants that Best Actor Oscar. Elisabetta Canalis has been chosen this season to help him get there and she’s grabbing that bitch full throttle and running the show. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

December 1, 2009 11:07:20 Posted at December 1, 2009 11:07:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Not fair: Diane Kruger has Joshua Jackson AND a sick body (The Superficial)

Katie Holmes lips off the judgy moms (Dlisted)

So tired of this bitch and her posing antics (Hollywood Tuna)

Will Mila marry Macauley? (Just Jared)

David Beckham travel steeze (Pop Sugar)

Still not sure why Rachel Bilson is featured in magazines. For why? (Popoholic)

Jude & Sienna: it was inevitable, non? (The Blemish)

Maybe this is why Brad Pitt won’t cut his beard. AMAZING (Towleroad)

Keely Hazel rare real breasts (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Twilight + Gossip Girl = ONE (Popeater)

Be Italian!

December 1, 2009 09:33:47 Posted at December 1, 2009 09:33:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A third trailer for Nine has been released. GOOSE BUMPS and jumpy claps! Is it Christmas yet? Soon. Until then, we have the premieres. The UK premiere of Nine is on Thursday. Kate Hudson has arrived in advance of the event, landing at Heathrow today…with Alex Rodriguez. Well, he’s not working right now. Full Story

There will be more

December 1, 2009 09:02:00 Posted at December 1, 2009 09:02:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

etalk has an exclusive advance look at the new Us Weekly and it’s all about Tiger Woods and if you thought last week was sh-tty, it’s about to get much, much worse. There will be more. More women. One woman claims they’ve been f-cking for almost 3 years. Full Story

GOOPy Wellies

December 1, 2009 08:18:03 Posted at December 1, 2009 08:18:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

After a luxe weekend in Marrakesh with her surprising new bestie Jennifer Aniston, my imaginary bestie Gwyneth Paltrow is now back in London, photographed today surveying the progress on her home expansion. As previously reported, she and Chris Martin bought the place next door and are merging the two into one mammoth residence worth £7 million. Full Story

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Disco Porny can’t multitask

December 1, 2009 07:47:05 Posted at December 1, 2009 07:47:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You know I have a soft spot for Jessica Simpson. She makes mistakes, she says stupid sh-t, she will always choose cheap over classy, but it also seems wrong to hate on someone so dumb. There are good intentions underneath those breasts. It just takes a lot of patience to get through the dead air to find them. Full Story

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